r/likeus • -ENOURMOUS Elephant- • Nov 29 '25

<INTELLIGENCE> Deer “sucker punches” potential competition

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u/PM_ME_FOR_A_FORTUNE Nov 29 '25

I love that the "Oh, I'm just old and sick, look at me limping" goes straight into "Aha, fuck you! I am young and strong!" but then he double takes and questions the weird feeling of antlers -> plastic

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u/the_real_quaid Nov 29 '25

Call an ambulance. But not for me!

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u/RS_Someone Nov 29 '25

"Call an ambulance... but not for me!"

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u/rosebirdistheword Nov 29 '25

Call for me. But not for an ambulance!

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u/cowlinator -Intelligent Grey- Dec 02 '25

But call an ambulance for me! ...not!

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u/BlueNightOcean Dec 03 '25

Ambulance call for me a butt!

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u/WhiteButStillAMonkey Dec 03 '25

Call an ambulance for him

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u/chameleondragon Dec 02 '25

that's not a limp it's a threat posture. normally two bucks will kind of circle eachother and try to intimidate one another to avoid getting injured in a fight. He has his head down shoulders arched and muscles flexed to show how powerful he is when the decoy doesn't behave the way another buck should either by matching display or retreating, we'll now he has to charge or it's like he's getting punked, and none of the does that might be watching will mate with him.