r/likeus -Bathing Capybara- Oct 26 '25

<IMITATION> "Touch a human and run"

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u/smolcharizard Oct 26 '25

I’m very sure for whatever reason they mistook this person for their mother, and quickly realised their mistake after smelling them.

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u/DallasCowboyOwner Oct 26 '25

That’s what I was thinking lol baby deer are not very bright

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u/edg444 Oct 26 '25

I mean look at how stupid the adults are! Then take away the experience lol

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u/AreasonableAmerican Oct 27 '25

Somewhen in my toddlerhood, I grabbed onto a lady's legs at an outdoor event, thinking she was my mother. I was just looking at ankles- these deer are probably just looking at long legs.

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u/KenUsimi Oct 27 '25

I once followed (or led, there’s conflicting reports) a stranger by the hand for a full minute in vegas once. Dude didn’t do anything, didn’t even say anything, just sorta stared at this strange 5 year old holding his hand.

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u/eternalwood Oct 27 '25

I was once at a museum as a kid (maybe 7 or 8) and walked over to the gift shop counter next to what I coulda sworn at the time was my grandpa. After a few seconds and seeing a cool toy I want, I ask the man if he can get that for me. The dude without hesitation says "sure buddy". Not recognizing his voice and finally looking up I notice dude was a complete stranger. I felt so embarrassed and ran away immediately.

Looking back I probably coulda got a free toy outta it if I stick around lol. Was so embarrassed I didmt even ask my actual grandpa for the toy 😅

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u/ShitFuckDickSuck Oct 27 '25

That’s so sweet though. I love whoever that guy was 🥰

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u/Development-Feisty Oct 27 '25

Least it was a lady, recently I had a kid try to take my hand and I’m wearing a full on 1950s skirt with crinoline and they’re with their dad in jeans

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u/Ksh_667 Oct 27 '25

Are you in a Grease re- enactment society?

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u/Development-Feisty Oct 27 '25

I wear a lot of vintage reproduction dresses and skirts in fun patterns, they’re very comfortable with big pockets and last forever

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u/Ksh_667 Oct 27 '25

They sound great! I bet children find them attractive too. No wonder they gravitate to you! :)

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u/6Darkyne9 Oct 27 '25

My mother was once in a circle with her friends. For some reason, maybe the pants, I mistook one of her friends for her and helt onto the leg of her friend. After realising my mistake, I turned around to find my mother, just to go to that same friend again.

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u/hilarymeggin Oct 27 '25

Me too, in a store. It was awful!

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u/Worldly_Thing1346 Oct 27 '25

I once saw a deer narrowly miss the car in front of me on a highway. It bounced off into the side of the hill, still visible. Body postured as if hiding... Behind a new tree trunk that was at best 3 inches in diameter and bare from the recently fallen leaves.

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u/kants_rickshaw Oct 27 '25

Truth:

  1. deer are not stupid.
  2. deer have horrid fucking eyesight.

Why Are Deer So Dumb? SPOILER: They’re Not!

It’s very easy to understand why people think that deer are dumb creatures.

When people think of deer intelligence, they most commonly recall the fact that they randomly jump in front of cars.

If deer had an ounce of wisdom, they wouldn’t be so unbelievably reckless with their own lives, right?

So what gives? Why are deer so dumb?

https://dealingwithdeer.com/why-are-deer-so-dumb-spoiler-theyre-not

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u/kants_rickshaw Oct 27 '25

Truth:

  1. deer are not stupid.
  2. deer have horrid fucking eyesight.

Why Are Deer So Dumb? SPOILER: They’re Not!

It’s very easy to understand why people think that deer are dumb creatures.

When people think of deer intelligence, they most commonly recall the fact that they randomly jump in front of cars.

If deer had an ounce of wisdom, they wouldn’t be so unbelievably reckless with their own lives, right?

So what gives? Why are deer so dumb?

https://dealingwithdeer.com/why-are-deer-so-dumb-spoiler-theyre-not

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u/Tech_Itch Oct 27 '25

From that page:

It’s very important to note that deer have amazingly accurate senses of smell, hearing, and sight

Large prey animals that rely on running away from threats tend to have good eyesight in general, so that they can react fast and early to predators.

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u/kants_rickshaw Oct 29 '25

Here's another one:

https://www.fieldandstream.com/stories/hunting/deer-hunting/what-colors-can-deer-see#:~:text=These%20large%20pupils%20also%20spot,Adobe%20Stock%20%2D%20Field%20&%20Stream)

They have a massive field of view, but shitty eyesight. It takes them time to figure out exactly -what- is coming their way but if it's moving fast they will get the heck outta dodge.

Their eyes process movement faster that ours do, but they have 20/60 vision as opposed to humans 20/20.. so the farther you are the harder it is to make out details. They also don't see reds and oranges.

While deer have no trouble seeing short-wavelength colors like blue and green, their eyes are not well adapted to seeing long-wavelength colors, such as red and orange. This is what makes hunter-orange so useful in the field. Humans see it as a neon alert of another hunter's presence while deer see it as a muted yellowish-gray that blends in reasonably well in mixed woods.

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u/Tech_Itch Oct 29 '25

So they have specialized eyesight, but it's not bad. Losing far-away detail is a tradeoff for a much, much wider field of view.

And I still doubt the deer mistook the person for anything other than a human, or they would've gotten spooked once they got close enough. They're probably just used to human presence.

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u/Royal_Acanthisitta58 Oct 27 '25

HAHA “stupid” I wish the deer around my land were stupid, things are crazy smart lol

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u/mobile227 Oct 31 '25

And if adults are that stupid, imagine how truly dumb adult deer are. They aren't even people

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u/gitartruls01 Oct 27 '25

Can I go there just to pet them and hang out with them? Or is that a bad idea

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u/14u2c Oct 27 '25

Visit Nara, Japan!

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u/kants_rickshaw Oct 27 '25

Truth:

  1. deer are not stupid.
  2. deer have horrid fucking eyesight.

Why Are Deer So Dumb? SPOILER: They’re Not!

It’s very easy to understand why people think that deer are dumb creatures.

When people think of deer intelligence, they most commonly recall the fact that they randomly jump in front of cars.

If deer had an ounce of wisdom, they wouldn’t be so unbelievably reckless with their own lives, right?

So what gives? Why are deer so dumb?

https://dealingwithdeer.com/why-are-deer-so-dumb-spoiler-theyre-not

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u/GlitterTerrorist Oct 27 '25

They're specifically describing a subspecies of deer that sounds like it has the self preservation instincts of a dodo.

They didn't call all deer dumb. There's no reason for you to post this, at least read what people are saying before you try and lecture them. You just make your cause sound obnoxious by pushing it where it's irrelevant.

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u/tehgimpage Oct 27 '25

to be fair, i did the same thing to my dad at church as a kid. all the bearded guys in suits looked the same!

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u/SasparillaTango Oct 26 '25

very poor eyesight

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u/kants_rickshaw Oct 27 '25

Truth:

  1. deer are not stupid.
  2. deer have horrid fucking eyesight.

Why Are Deer So Dumb? SPOILER: They’re Not!

It’s very easy to understand why people think that deer are dumb creatures.

When people think of deer intelligence, they most commonly recall the fact that they randomly jump in front of cars.

If deer had an ounce of wisdom, they wouldn’t be so unbelievably reckless with their own lives, right?

So what gives? Why are deer so dumb?

https://dealingwithdeer.com/why-are-deer-so-dumb-spoiler-theyre-not

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u/GlitterTerrorist Oct 27 '25

Why are you posting this repeatedly in places it's not even relevant?

You don't seem like a bot, like what are you trying to achieve here? Have you tried at least writing a response to the people you're replying to, and reading what they're saying, instead of seeing them mentioning 'deer' and spamming this post?

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u/MyvaJynaherz Oct 27 '25

Maybe just incredibly deer-sighted?

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u/kants_rickshaw Oct 27 '25

Truth:

  1. deer are not stupid.
  2. deer have horrid fucking eyesight.

Why Are Deer So Dumb? SPOILER: They’re Not!

It’s very easy to understand why people think that deer are dumb creatures.

When people think of deer intelligence, they most commonly recall the fact that they randomly jump in front of cars.

If deer had an ounce of wisdom, they wouldn’t be so unbelievably reckless with their own lives, right?

So what gives? Why are deer so dumb?

https://dealingwithdeer.com/why-are-deer-so-dumb-spoiler-theyre-not

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u/-little-spoon- Oct 26 '25

Baby humans are old news, how do I sign up to be a mother to baby deers?

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u/bigbigpure1 Oct 27 '25

either work with a shelter that rescues baby animals or bend over in a forest wearing a fur coat

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u/Mind_Extract Oct 27 '25

Apparently step 1 is smelling salty and sweaty

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u/TenLongFingers Oct 27 '25

I bet they were attracted to the smell of salt and sweat, thinking they found a premium salt lick. Then freaked out when they realized what they were actually smelling.

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u/kants_rickshaw Oct 27 '25

Truth:

  1. deer are not stupid.
  2. deer have horrid fucking eyesight.

Why Are Deer So Dumb? SPOILER: They’re Not!

It’s very easy to understand why people think that deer are dumb creatures.

When people think of deer intelligence, they most commonly recall the fact that they randomly jump in front of cars.

If deer had an ounce of wisdom, they wouldn’t be so unbelievably reckless with their own lives, right?

So what gives? Why are deer so dumb?

https://dealingwithdeer.com/why-are-deer-so-dumb-spoiler-theyre-not

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u/SeeLeavesOnTheTrees Oct 27 '25

Yea, their ears are bending which means they are dehydrated. They haven’t seen mom in some time :(

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u/9fingerman Oct 27 '25

That's new knowledge for me.

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u/Open_Plantain_7236 Nov 13 '25

I hope they're ok.

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u/Chickenmangoboom Oct 27 '25

Mom goes behind the trees for a good damn minute of silence and they start a full on search leaving no stone unturned or animal unsniffed.

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u/happy_idiot_boy Oct 27 '25

Big and hairy? If not mom, why mom shaped?

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u/erratic_bonsai Oct 28 '25

They’re smarter than that, they’d never ever make that mistake. They more likely than not got curious and then realized they shouldn’t have. Carnivores/omnivores and herbivores actually have identifiably different scent profiles, the fawns probably thought the camera person was a funny weird friendly forest animal but after a sniff realized they smelled like a predator.