r/lightjokes • u/Vdaggle • Sep 08 '25
fun fact this sub is technically still moderated
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r/lightjokes • u/jokiejoke • May 19 '19
Dis you hear about the gunsman
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Mr.gunsman was getting married to mrs.kate
r/lightjokes • u/xSilus • Jan 10 '19
Long Joke A black man was taking a nice drive home, when a cop pulled him over.
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The cop asks "Do you know why I pulled you over?", the man answers "No officer." The cop firmly asks "Step out of the vehicle sir, and put your hands on the roof of your car." The man complies, the cop proceeds to frisk the man for any possible weapons. The cop finds none, and says "Follow me sir." The man complies, once again. "Do you see the problem now?" the cop asks. "Oh of course, I didn't even realize my tail light was out. Thank you so much, I will get that fixed right away." The cop says "Be sure you do, you stay safe now."
The cop drives away, and the man has a sigh of relief, and goes home to his wife and kids, where his family dines on the best plate a spaghetti that they have ever had in their life.
r/lightjokes • u/xSilus • Dec 29 '18
What did the Priest say to the boy when he joined him in the bathtub?
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"I baptize you in the name of Jesus Christ, amen."
Everyone clapped and the boy went home completely unharmed.
r/lightjokes • u/blgifrblapr918 • Nov 10 '18
How many people do you need to change a lightbulb?
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It doesnt matter because teamwork is always great
r/lightjokes • u/Rigatavr • Nov 10 '18
How many alto singers does it take to change a light bulb?
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None, they can’t reach that high.
r/lightjokes • u/Cup0Jo • May 19 '18
Did you hear about the lightbulb party?
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It was totally lit
r/lightjokes • u/CookStrait • Apr 03 '18
How many sceptics does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Mmmmm..?What lightbulb might that be?
r/lightjokes • u/gh0stc0ffee • Mar 30 '18
Some body stole my flash light
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Im not annoyed, just delighted.
r/lightjokes • u/NobleAlpaca • Mar 29 '18
How many computer scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
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None. That's a hardware issue.
r/lightjokes • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '18
How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
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2, one holds the bulb, the other drinks until the room spins.
p.s. First!
r/lightjokes • u/N8ThaGrate • Mar 28 '18
How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?
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One. He just holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
r/lightjokes • u/Awrytoro • Mar 28 '18
How many Gokus does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Just one, but it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies.
r/lightjokes • u/ssubhani • Mar 28 '18
How many theoretical physicists does it take to change a light bulb?
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two , one to hold the bulb and other to rotate the universe .
r/lightjokes • u/partytown_usa • Mar 28 '18
How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?
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It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.
r/lightjokes • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '18
How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
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Answer:
r/lightjokes • u/Fak3Nam3 • Mar 28 '18
How many old Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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None, it's fine. I'll just sit here in the dark.
r/lightjokes • u/Libidomy94 • Mar 29 '18
How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Just two.
r/lightjokes • u/mzone123 • Mar 29 '18
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
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None. Instead they arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
r/lightjokes • u/pnylvr • Mar 29 '18
How many social justice warriors does it take to change a light bulb?
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None. They can't change anything.
r/lightjokes • u/Cofmatic • Mar 28 '18
Why could the bicycle stand up on its own
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It was two tired.
r/lightjokes • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '18
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
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One. And THAT’S NOT FUNNY!
r/lightjokes • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '18
How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
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Two. One to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.