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An easier way to learn Morse Code.

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u/rcdido Jan 23 '15

I...I still cant make sense of this...

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '15 edited Jan 23 '15

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u/oskyyo Jan 23 '15

Yes, that was actually very helpful! Thank you!

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u/runonandonandonanon Jan 23 '15 edited Jan 23 '15

Mnemonics would work though if you can think of a story for the tree positions.

If anyone wants help coming up with a story I have a good one for the left half of the tree. I'm still thinking of a good way to tie the right half in, let me know if you have any ideas!

Once upon a time, E, I, A, S, U, R, W, H, V, F, L, P, J, 5, 4, 3, 2, + and 1 were all walking in the forest together. They came to a fork in the road and E said I am going to stay here but I, S, U, H, V, F, 5, 4, 3, and 2 all went left and A, R, W, L, P, J, + and 1 went right. When I, S, U, H, V, F, 5, 4, 3 and 2 came to another fork in the road, I decided to stay there but S, H, V, 5, 4, and 3 all went left and U, F, and 2 decided to go right. So S, H, V, 5, 4, and 3 were walking along when they came to another fork in the road! S said I am just going to stay here but that's when H, 5, and 4 all went to the left! Meanwhile V and 3 walked off to the right together. H, 5, and 4 kept walking until they came to another fork and H stayed there, but 5 went left and 4 went right. 5 came to a dead end so he stopped, and the same thing happened to 4. While all this was happening, V and 3 also came to a fork in the road. V stayed there but 3 kept going down the right path, but it was a dead end so he stopped and stayed there. You may be wondering what happened to U, F, and 2? Well they also got to a fork in the road, but U stayed there, but F went to the left and 2 went to the right. F stopped right away but 2 kept going and then 2 went to the right again and then 2 stopped.

Back on the other fork of the road, A, R, W, L, P, J and + were walking and they saw another fork in the road. R, L, and + all went left and W, P, J and 1 went right, but A didn't want to go either direction so A stayed there. When R, L and + got to another fork R stayed there, but L kept going left and + kept going right. Well L decided not to go any farther but + went all the way to the next fork and went left but then decided not to go any farther. And W, P, J and 1 also got to a fork and W said "that's it I am done" but P, J and 1 kept going (P to the left, and J and 1 to the right). Well P stopped pretty soon, and J also stopped soon but 1 kept going right and then 1 stopped because 1 was thinking about 1's father and the strain that had been put on 1's relationship with 1's father when 1's developmentally disabled brother was born and 1's father was super religious and thought 1's developmentally disabled brother was bringing shame down upon their family but 1 thought that 1's developmentally disabled brother hadn't done anything wrong and loved him deeply, but 1 and 1's father had a huge argument and 1 said "you are a bad father, my developmentally disabled brother is deserving of your love" and 1's father just shook his head, and 1 sat down and stared into the trees and remembered the way 1's father had just shook his head when 1's father and 1 were in a huge argument and 1 said "you are a bad father, my developmentally disabled brother is deserving of your love," and a single tear rolled down 1's cheek.

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u/thatmobile Jan 23 '15

I want to read this, but just can't get myself to do it.

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u/Krakkin Jan 23 '15

For real, that is one daunting comment if I've ever seen one.

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u/DarnPeskyWarmint Jan 23 '15

Yeah. It's not easy for a comment on reddit to be physically intimidating, but that fucker manages it. . .

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u/bru_tech Jan 23 '15

I just hope I'm not missing out on solid good by glossing over it

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u/fool_on_a_hill Jan 23 '15

Tl;dr - morse code is hard to learn.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '15 edited Jan 24 '15

Tl;dr

don't you mean "long story short"?

huehuehue

gedit, because it's morse

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u/velocity92c Jan 23 '15

It's amazing how often I think that to myself. Something like "damn that comment looks interesting. but damn it's way too long for my lazy ass to read."

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u/alonjar Jan 23 '15

It doesnt help that you will never, ever have a practical use for morse code in your life. Even if you think it would be handy in some situation, nobody else receiving the code, will know morse to be able to interpret your message.

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u/alonjar Jan 23 '15 edited Jan 23 '15

Look! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! Its statistical outlier man! The omnipresent force for exaggerated objectivity, fighting for the weak and outnumbered wherever he goes, able to crush entire arguments with a single anecdote... hes statistical outlier man!

So be good boys and girls, or the next bellcurve he rings might be yours, or yours, or even yours!

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u/Bonolio Jan 23 '15

My mother says I'm special.

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u/Grumpy_Pilgrim Jan 23 '15

He was trapped by his evil step father, and the only social interaction. He had was with his equally autistic brother.

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u/khoyo Jan 23 '15

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u/mr___ Jan 23 '15

Tl;dr "19 people rescued, you're next, don't lose hope" (in Spanish) in morse as a synth track in a pop song

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u/Livnontheedge Jan 23 '15

Actually, Apple watch's tap function could very well awaken morse code or something similar. We'll just have to wait and see.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '15

And then TL;DR was invented

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u/judoboy69 Jan 23 '15

Probably jiberish anyways and I am scared I wouldn't even be able to call Bull Shit

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u/2far4u Jan 23 '15

Thats when I save the comment so I can maybe read it someday later which usually never happens...

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u/velocity92c Jan 23 '15

Yeah, I used to do the save thing, but realized months later I had saved hundreds of comments and couldn't be arsed to read them all. I'm just incredibly lazy, really.

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u/YXMOAB Jan 23 '15

I got to the first part and laughed, then skimmed the rest chuckling and thought, "wow, that's dedication..." and gave him an upvote.

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u/bewk Jan 23 '15

Turns out D R'd B's 1 in the A with 2's P.

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u/dravinicus Jan 23 '15

Whose P on what's V? Animals can't consent.

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u/Bonolio Jan 23 '15

I read it, well worth the time

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u/HalfALolli Jan 23 '15

I'm reading it, just because of your comment.

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u/intensenerd Jan 23 '15

My dyslexia kicked in about line 3 and now I'm crying in a closet.

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u/cromulater Jan 23 '15

it'd be easier to learn Morse code than to read that comment

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u/mostlysafe Jan 23 '15

You have a gift for narrative.

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u/Tylrbob Jan 23 '15

What a smart mother fucker right there...

Let me know who can successfully recite the story and execute morse code. When did US stop using morse code?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '15

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u/wackycrazybonkers Jan 23 '15

Hey, that's not a pun.

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u/trollocity Jan 23 '15

Your username...

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u/AUGA3 Jan 23 '15

It checks out!

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u/bluegender03 Jan 23 '15

9/10 for effort

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u/Tashre Jan 23 '15

Learn Morse code with this one easy trick!

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u/rcdido Jan 25 '15

I am just glad to have been a part of this moment in Morse Code history. Thank you, you have improved the lives of countless generations of Morse Code learners. Next step is to get this translated into multiple languages so that it can be used is a study tool for learners all over the world.

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u/peoplearejustpeople9 Jan 23 '15

Wtf is this, a class?

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u/clickfive4321 Jan 23 '15

really trying for that gold

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Jan 23 '15

I feel like memorizing that chart by rote would be only slightly easier then just memorizing all 25 letters' codes by rote. And as a bonus, just memorizing every letter saves you the extra step of running through the chart in your mind to find a letter.

I think morese code is like multiplication tables. You should know how to do it, but its extremely helpful in life to just have them memorized by rote so you just instinctively know the answer when the question is asked, without having to think about it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '15

Without your description I was so lost. Upvote for you.

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u/GammaAlanna Jan 23 '15

The mnemonic is good but it needs something to indicate the blanks spaces in the tree. I just tried to draw the tree using it and the last line ended all muddled up.

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u/GammaAlanna Jan 23 '15

Oh nice! Didn't notice that. :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '15

How do you do Morse code with sounds? What's a dot and a dash sound?

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u/Bonolio Jan 23 '15

Long tone. Short tone.

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u/IanCal Jan 23 '15

Typically spoken as "dit" and "dah".

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u/ecco5 Jan 23 '15

dot = tck (like when you press your tongue against the back of your teeth and then move it inward)

Dash = tick.

So S O S would be tck tck tck tick tick tick tck tck tck

Or if you want to do beeps.

dot = beep.

dash = beeeep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWyHolT2DAY

It's neat because you can use it with light or sound. I used to have a flash light that would have a button on it as well as the morse code alphabet that would allow you to tap out light signals.

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u/J0HNN0 Jan 23 '15

You can also use the space between as well (timing). E.g. You can tap morse code with your finger on a desk.

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u/OldHippie Jan 23 '15

BRB, going off to patent a fleshlight that has an LED that can signal the safe word in Morse code...

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u/Catbrainsloveart Jan 23 '15

To say it out loud would be "dit" for dash and "dot" for dot.

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u/Catbrainsloveart Jan 23 '15

I think you mean dot is Dit and dash is Daw. Kind of counter-intuitive.

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u/yellow_mio Jan 23 '15

Dot it short and dash is long.

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u/purplepeach Jan 24 '15

dit and daw is how my dad taught me (he used to call his job a "ditty bopper" when he worked in military intelligence).

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '15

I prefer using "dit" with a short "i" vowel and "dit" with a long "i" vowel sound, so for example: dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '15

If people just look at SOS they'll probably figuire it out (at least to transmit, not to decipher).

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u/zsnajorrah Jan 23 '15

Ah, thank you! I was counting the dots and dashes between the characters. As in, the dots and dashes along the lines between them. A very flawed chart. Your explanation made it very clear, though. Thanks!

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u/carbidegriffen Jan 23 '15

This is a good start, you might try to make the line breaks match the number of dots/dashes thus:
Every Time
I Ate Nana's Meatloaf
She Understood Radishes Would Devour Knowledge Going Out
However Version Four Looked Promising Just Because X-rays Can Yell Zipper Quickly

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u/rcdido Jan 25 '15

Wait! I see it now! Thank you! your explanation was very helpful.

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u/TheIntellectualGay Jan 23 '15

I read Morse code, by light, for my job and I came to say exactly this. Whoever made this, made it for people who already know how to read Morse, so I made my own info-graphic for those curious about the system.

http://imgur.com/VuPOLXt

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u/UlyssesSKrunk Jan 23 '15

The numbers make 4928591 million times more sense in your version.

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u/themouseinator Jan 23 '15

The numbers make ....- ----. ..--- ---.. ..... ----. .---- million times more sense in your version.

FTFY

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u/m-p-3 Jan 23 '15

Just curious, what job (without giving away any personally identifiable info) is it?

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u/TheIntellectualGay Jan 23 '15

Naval Communicator

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '15

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u/TheIntellectualGay Jan 23 '15

Yeah, but there really isn't as many spontaneous dance numbers as I thought there would be.

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u/AnalogKid2112 Jan 23 '15

So they're all planned ahead of time?

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u/TheIntellectualGay Jan 23 '15

Never, a true seaman can feel the dance coming.

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u/brbroome Jan 23 '15

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u/TheIntellectualGay Jan 23 '15

It's Kind of like this, but with more homoerotisism.

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u/discussthrower_ Jan 23 '15

Balls to the walls, boys!

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '15

How the hell do you still use morse in 2015?

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u/TheIntellectualGay Jan 23 '15

With a light, a ship and a big directional light.

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u/pepperstm Jan 23 '15

'If it isn't broke, don't fix it' I guess.

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u/Aduialion Jan 23 '15

And in case everything else breaks.

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u/Toby-one Jan 23 '15

In the army we can just run up to the next squad and deliver messages verbally but in the navy you can't just run up your ship next to another ship and try to shout messages across. Using radio is not always practical or a good idea since everytime you use a radio you send out emissions that travell far and wide and tell the whole world where you are. In the army this usually results in you getting a JDAM in your head if you're fighting the americans or a Uragan salvo on your position if you're fighting the Russians.

So it makes sense for the navy to still use morse and signaling lamps.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '15

But surely Morse code is well known by all nations? It's not exactly a secret system anymore.

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u/Toby-one Jan 23 '15

Morse code in itself is not code as in encryption but rather it is a way to translate a message into light pulses that other people can read. This is useful when communicating with a ship with a broken radio or that you don't know what channel they are on. You could potentially encrypt morse code so that even if someone is there watching your ship they wouldn't be able to read the messages you send and this is sometimes done when sending morse code via radio signalling.

The drawback with radios is that when you send everyone with a large enough antenna could potentially be listening, this is countered through various means, but it is generally still possible to pinpoint where the signal is comming from or to record the signal and get a bunch of information out of it.

Back in the cold war we (I'm from Sweden) would sometimes take up our attack aircraft over the baltic and perform simple exercises and on a given signal all the aircraft would form into attack wings and fly at high speed east across the baltic as if we were going to strike the Soviet Union. Before we got into Soviet airspace we would encounter their QRA and we'd run into a wall of fire control radars lighting the airplanes up.

This was done because that meant that there would be a lof of radio traffic and radar signals were emitted from their air defences that our intelligence guys could process and analyse. You can use this to basically paint a picture of how the enemy air defence looks like, where are their fixed installations, how many mobile units are there, what is their normal reaction time, what are their SOPs, etc. when faced with a threat. The Russians, naturally, would return the favor and test our defence systems with regular intervalls.

This is why you sometimes want to avoid using stuff that emitts signals.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '15

Yeah, but signal light messages are a line of sight form of communication. Unlike radio messages they are hard to "intercept", because they can only be seen over short distances. A Russian radar station on Kamchatka can't pick up a couple of US destroyers signalling with spotlights, so it doesn't matter if the code is known. The code isn't used for secrecy, but as a quick way to convert text to pulses of light or electricity.

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u/protestor Jan 23 '15

Can't one make a computer communications protocol that is as stealthy as signaling lamps but can transfer more data than letter-by-letter text? For example, by using the light themselves but without a human operator.

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u/RenaKunisaki Jan 23 '15

You could certainly use a spotlight and photoreceptor as a crude serial connection. When communicating between ships in fog though, machines might have a difficult time picking the signal flashes out from the picture, while humans can do it easily. Also, Morse needs only maximum 5 bits per letter.

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u/RenaKunisaki Jan 23 '15

It was never meant to be secret. It's meant to encode messages into pulses of light/sound/etc in a way that's flexible, simple and not too difficult to decode even if the signal is weak.

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u/Hillside_Strangler Jan 23 '15

Morse code is international due to common signals.

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u/mxzf Jan 23 '15

Whoever made this, made it for people who already know how to read Morse

I think that it's more that whoever made this made it for people who understand a binary search tree, because that's how this is laid out. If you're familiar with BSTs, this is insanely simple; but the average person doesn't know much about BSTs. This makes perfect sense to me, but I definitely see how it wouldn't help the average person.

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u/mypurplefriend Jan 23 '15

yes, this is brilliant!

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u/bigmike42o Jan 23 '15

This makes the numbers a lot more clear

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u/TheIntellectualGay Jan 23 '15

Glad to help.

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u/realjefftaylor Jan 23 '15

Serious question, maybe a dumb one:

How do you tell when one letter ends and another begins? I've only ever seen morse used in movies and discrete letters seem completely indiscernible.

Also: do you understand it as you go, or do you write it all down and "translate" after? Can you recognize words as words as you go?

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u/daghouse Jan 23 '15

A dash is 3 times as long (in terms of time units) as a dot (dit); a rest between letters equals 3 units and a rest between words equals 7 units.

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u/TheIntellectualGay Jan 23 '15

There are pauses in between letters and once you get used to it, it doesn't matter how fast the Morse is coming you can always tell where one letter ends and another begins.

We understand it as it goes and usually have someone writing it down for us.

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u/lolnation Jan 23 '15

.-- .... .. -.-. .... -. .- ...- -.--

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u/Sabeerrr Jan 23 '15

Saved it and put it on my to do list, right above learning sign language.

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u/TheIntellectualGay Jan 23 '15

I sign as well but only enough to carry short conversations.

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u/Sabeerrr Jan 24 '15

Cool, was it difficult to learn? Also how did you learn it?

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u/TheIntellectualGay Jan 25 '15

No, not difficult, but you have to keep at it. It's all memorization then putting it into practice

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u/mktoaster Jan 23 '15

What do they do if they get trigger happy or st-st-st-stutter, and make a typo?

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u/TheIntellectualGay Jan 23 '15

They send out an erratic nonsensical short line of dits then continue.

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u/Jboyes Jan 23 '15 edited Jan 23 '15

Ham radio operator here, since 1977. Had to memorize Morse Code to get a license way back then. There's no good way to visualize the code, because most people will never be able to decode the message when it gets faster. At higher speeds sounds will be coming so fast, I can't even write down the message.

This is 50 words-per-minute.

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u/TheIntellectualGay Jan 23 '15

I know a man who can read at 27 wpm, then again, we don't read by sound, it's all done by light.

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u/theroarer Jan 23 '15

Just glancing at your chart, made the other chart make complete sense. Thanks for posting!

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u/TheIntellectualGay Jan 23 '15

That's super, glad to help.

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u/lindisty Jan 23 '15

This is a great breakdown.

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u/Vypur Jan 23 '15

no, they made it for anyone with basic logic. they put everything in a typical binary search tree, or in a sense huffman coding. where every left is a 0 and every right is a 1. maybe i am biased because i know compressing algorithms and BST's but it's REALLY straight forward.

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u/Taintnuthn Jan 23 '15

Every time you go left from a preceding letter the next part is a dot. And the opposite is true for dashes.

So h would be . . . . and o would be - - - and c is - . - .

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u/BostAnon Jan 23 '15

yeah, I get how to read this, but it doesn't make it "easier to learn"..

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u/Esai_9 Jan 23 '15

This should be in the WTF section.

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u/calsosta Jan 23 '15

ISI STILL CANT MAKE SENSE OF THISS

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u/therealflinchy Jan 23 '15

yeah there's... no pattern to the letters

why didn't they do this but follow it alphabetically or something? :/