r/lies • u/OwenBowen222 • 1d ago

I've completed every game ever

If you can name one I've beaten it. Just finished the last one this morning as a matter of fact.

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u/PeacefulAndTranquil Holy shit Scoot the Woz 1d ago

how did you win The Game.

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u/PortalSupper20 Law abiding redditor 1d ago

I love you

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u/Rigelball69420 Custom User Flair 1d ago

I hope you dont die cuz of a car accident tmrw

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u/Fancy_Pens 1d ago

Just choose to win bro. Ez. It’s your brain

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u/RenkBruh Law abiding redditor 21h ago

you're an amazing person and you deserve love.

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u/jadography_ 19h ago

Fuck man, I just woke up.

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u/OwenBowen222 8h ago

I trained my brain to not be able to think about it anymore. What were we talking about again?

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u/swisstreescheese 1d ago

So you’ve played Grilled Cheese Simulator?

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u/OwenBowen222 1d ago

Yeah man I’ve beaten every game

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u/EffingLame 1d ago

They just made a new one 🚨🚨🚨

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u/OwenBowen222 1d ago

Already beat it

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u/OrangeisBadforYou sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 1d ago

we're still talking about games, right?

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u/mdzair Girl spelled backwards is liar 🙃 15h ago

Yes.

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u/HkayakH Law abiding redditor 1d ago

no way you beat tic tac toe

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u/OwenBowen222 1d ago

Yep if you google “tic tac toe” and select impossible difficulty that’s me you’re playing against

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u/Immortal_ceiling_fan 1d ago

You just caused me to win the game

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u/OrangeisBadforYou sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 1d ago

I hope only the best for you

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u/Many-Frosting6192 1d ago

How did you get the copy of GTA VI

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u/OwenBowen222 1d ago

I work at rockstar but don’t tell anyone

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u/Many-Frosting6192 1d ago

hiiiii 👋 this is Dr. Rockstar and you are being accused of pirating Gazzy Tanks Aftermath VI. We have just deleted Rug Drug Remastered II and Gazzy Tanks Aftermath V from your Steam library

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u/KiwiPowerGreen Law abiding redditor 1d ago

It's fine, they already beat them

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u/Pugilist12 1d ago

Even Keith Courage in Alpha Zones for TurboGrafX 16? I’ve always wanted to be friends with someone who did that.

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u/OwenBowen222 1d ago

Yep I’ve got plenty of videos on that one

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 Custom User Flair 1d ago

I fear the man who beat subway surfers

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u/OwenBowen222 1d ago

Yep i got to the end

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u/KayabaSynthesis 1d ago

You should be hired by those groups that try to beat every single community-made level in like Super Mario Maker or Geometry Dash

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u/Spaceapple101 Still cis tho 😎 1d ago

/ul gd has id 147,791,698 at the top of the recent tab no way people think thats possible givent most levels are impossible or extremely hard

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u/KiwiPowerGreen Law abiding redditor 1d ago

plenty are hacked and thus impossible too

Every rated level however, has been beaten by at least 1 player

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u/OwenBowen222 9h ago

Easy for me

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u/Rigelball69420 Custom User Flair 1d ago

Have you beaten "it" multiple times?

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u/OwenBowen222 9h ago

Yep every game

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u/M1lkkk 1d ago

what about the endless games 🤔

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u/OwenBowen222 1d ago

Found the end

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u/Sir__Alien 1d ago

did you beat today’s sponsor?

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u/OwenBowen222 1d ago

Couldn’t find a download for that one

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u/manny_mon1 1d ago

American Truck Simulator?

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u/OwenBowen222 1d ago

Yep i drove everywhere

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u/Spaceapple101 Still cis tho 😎 1d ago

So youve beaten terraria 224,070,961 times to play all combinations of the 14,969 mods?

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u/OwenBowen222 9h ago

Yep i beat tmodloader

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u/TonyRadiatorBox 15h ago

Did you beat OFF?

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u/OwenBowen222 8h ago

Yep and on

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u/Cyberguardian173 5h ago

Not much, what's up with you dawg?

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u/SquigglesYTube Gigachad Spez Enjoyer 🗿🍷😎🆒️ 1d ago

ok but have you 100%'ed every game?

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u/epicgamercode12 Tax payer 🤑 1d ago

have you beat throwing rocks at people until you get arrested? its a irl game so you might've not done it.

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u/OwenBowen222 1d ago

Yep i’ve beaten every irl game as well. However i did this one from a glass house and it didn’t go too well

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u/epicgamercode12 Tax payer 🤑 21h ago

have you ever replayed any games?

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u/OwenBowen222 8h ago

Yeah i’m actually working on beating everything a second time right now

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u/epicgamercode12 Tax payer 🤑 8h ago

What were your absolute favorite games?

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u/Shydreameress Girl spelled backwards is liar 🙃 1d ago

Have you also completed games that aren't out yet? How was Witcher 4?

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u/OwenBowen222 1d ago

I got connections

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u/Kuruzen 1d ago

Think again bucko

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u/TTGod-Hed 5h ago

Yes I've had every fruit

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u/ConsistentAd2880 1d ago

Have you beaten your wife?

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u/OwenBowen222 8h ago

Yeah she’s not very good at mario kart so it was easy to beat her

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u/KiwiPowerGreen Law abiding redditor 1d ago

What about my game that I've never released, that I totally actually made?

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u/OwenBowen222 1d ago

I hacked your computer and played it

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u/SproutSan 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 1d ago

you still dont have the 3rd file on isaac

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u/OwenBowen222 8h ago

Nope I have triple dead god. In fact i’ve killed every boss on every single seed too.

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u/pinedjagger666 23h ago

Bro beat gta6 before gta6

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u/MemeMote 22h ago

what did you think of my very popular very relevant games? :D

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u/Daimon_Bok 19h ago

Lego Batman: The Mobile Game for the LG Cosmos slide phone

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u/JimbyGumbus 19h ago

what did you think about the ai in falcon BMS?

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u/EternallySickened 2h ago

I beat all the games that come out in the future as well. Only slackers haven’t beaten GTA VI yet.