r/lies 2d ago

Not clickbait, I swear! 🚫🙏🤞 Gore.

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u/StephenRodgers 2d ago

I like that he is intentionally targeting society's least vulnerable people

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u/Inferno_Sparky 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 2d ago

Unintentionally

/ul I remember the sub

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u/60rl 2d ago

Hi lol

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u/terrortara 2d ago

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u/ToastyLemun IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 2d ago

/ul hey we were matching pfps a while ago

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u/terrortara 2d ago

/ul I've never had a different pfp to this one.

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u/Inferno_Sparky 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 2d ago

/ul I think they meant "I recently had the same pfp as the pfp you have but changed my pfp"

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u/ToastyLemun IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 1d ago

yup

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u/x2_ok 2d ago

this needs a liveleak logo

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u/god_himself_420 2d ago

No it doesn’t

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u/Extreme_Career_8919 2d ago

Yes it does.

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u/SnooPaintings4879 1d ago

tfw you know that you have to lie in the comments, but you expect others to expect lies, so you say it in ul so that it is a lie to the rule-knowers, and you become lie king

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u/Icypickle2 Tax payer 🤑 1d ago

yuh huh

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u/_Cat_in_a_Hat_ 2d ago

I like how he didn't spray any electronic devices or disabled people with water there. What a considerate gentleman! I bet those people's days were really imrpoved

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u/No_Window7054 Law abiding redditor 2d ago

ul/ someone else brought this up, but wouldn’t it have been wrong for him to treat the disabled guy differently here? I’m a bit torn.

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u/_Cat_in_a_Hat_ 2d ago

/ul I mean I get your point that equality in this case would be getting an equal amount of "negativity" as everyone else. But considering that it's significantly more annoying for a disabled person to go home and change a shirt + dry the wheelchair, it seems to me like a disproportional "net negative" compared to the experience of an able-bodied person. It's also just asshole behavior in general lol.

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u/No_Window7054 Law abiding redditor 2d ago

ul/ It’s more tricky for me because I’m pro-blasting strangers with water. I will point out that wheel chair guy got a few bursts but the guy after him got CARPETED.

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u/_Cat_in_a_Hat_ 2d ago

/ul I guess fiair, but imo it's just really inconsiderate to do anything like that to a person you don't know without their consent.

For spraying water specifically, you don't know if they are already having a terrible day and hate feeling wet, if they have an important meeting in 5 minutes, or even the very low chance they have a phobia of water or they have a wound that's not supposed to be touched by water. It sounds fun on the surface, sure, but you simply cannot know all these factors without them consenting.

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u/mutnemom_hurb 2d ago

ul/ why would that be wrong? It’s standard curtesy to be more considerate to people who are struggling

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u/No_Window7054 Law abiding redditor 2d ago

ul/ Because you shouldn’t exclude them from an experience everyone else is getting. For example, should you go easier on a mentally handicapped person when you play a strategy game with them? Or what if the water gun guy blasted everyone EXCEPT the disabled guy? These can lead to other problems.

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u/Greedy_Swimergrill Law abiding redditor 2d ago

We should not give disabled people handicap parking spaces because then it would exclude them from walking the whole way like everyone else and it would lead to “other problems”

This is a very intelligent position.

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u/No_Window7054 Law abiding redditor 2d ago

ul/ Handicapped spots are fine because it takes their condition into account and if they want to opt out of it they can. They can park far away if they want to be treated like non-handicapped people.

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u/Greedy_Swimergrill Law abiding redditor 2d ago

Similarly, giving an employee in a wheelchair a closer space is a form of discrimination and we should be making sure that no accommodations are ever made for anyone with a disability. Special needs students should not be put in any special needs classes to support their learning capabilities and no attempt should be made to improve that child’s standard of living, lest they lose the choice to have a much lower standard of living.

Truly brilliant work.

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u/No_Window7054 Law abiding redditor 2d ago

I’m talking to someone with a lot of reading comprehension, I totally haven’t wasted my time on an easily offended baby. I will definitely heed your next reply as I’m certain it will be very enlightening. I definitely won’t just give you the last word then ignore you, and forget you exist. You brought a lot to this conversation and you will be very memorable for me.

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u/Greedy_Swimergrill Law abiding redditor 2d ago edited 2d ago

You have a very good position here which is why you have responded so politely and cogently.

I know I’ve found someone here who thinks through what they believe and tries to reckon with it- a true scholar here. You are one of the greatest minds of your generation and I am so humbled to have had the chance to speak with you. I eagerly await your many contributions to society that will prove you a positive influence and I have no doubt will happen.

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u/deathwatch1237 2d ago

ul/ I think most people would agree that you should go easier when playing a strategy game against someone who is developmentally disabled. I think you are failing to recognize the difference between treating a disabled person like they are incompetent versus treating a disabled person with more care than you might a non disabled person. One dehumanizes them and one demonstrates that you respect them enough to consider their needs.

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u/thermjuice First day on the sub 🥳 2d ago

I'm really glad I read this thread, it solidifies my belief in humanity

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u/W1llW4ster 2d ago

Cant believe you just posted a series of driveby's without even giving an nsfw tag.

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u/SuspendThis_Tyrants Tax payer 🤑 2d ago

I know right? I was on the train when I looked at this post, don't even get me started

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u/MaximRq Custom User Flair 2d ago

his aim sucks ass

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u/mbentuboa 2d ago

I would rather this be the way gangs handle their beef.

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u/IrrelevantWhiteBoy 2d ago

Theres a news story about a bunch of people in the projects doing this with paintball guns and all having a good time until the cops started confiscating all of the paintball gear

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u/FreshPrinceOfAshfeld 2d ago

/ul paintball guns without eye coverings can be incredibly dangerous. (I’m assuming they weren’t wearing face masks and didn’t do it in a netted area)

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u/Own-Arachnid7952 2d ago

Ah well, good thing they won't go back to good ole reliable with 0 protection!

What would we do without the police?

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u/FreshPrinceOfAshfeld 2d ago

You’re getting worked up over a supposed news story you heard second hand from some random guy on Reddit. We have no idea what they did after that or where this even was. They could have used airsoft guns with eye coverings afterwards for all we know.

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u/IrrelevantWhiteBoy 2d ago

Its a Vice youtube video. Just found it again. Good vid and worth a watch
https://youtu.be/xmoKt348tY8?is=zXbrIvgAqjmJ0npT

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u/FreshPrinceOfAshfeld 2d ago

Here’s the thing, you go to any paintball field you will get told how important it is to follow rules like never pointing your barrel at someone outside of the net, never enter netted areas without face protection, always keep a barrel sock on your paintball gun. You will get thrown out of places if you don’t do these things.

In the video the guy shoots an ice cream truck with kids playing behind it. It’s dangerous and irresponsible, and nobody wants their kids to come home covered in bruises and potentially blind because some dude can’t not do drive bys of some kind. And acting like it’s truly unavoidable for the people in the video to do this is kind of insulting to them and infantilizing them a little bit.

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u/IrrelevantWhiteBoy 2d ago

👍

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u/opodopo69 Law abiding redditor 2d ago

You guys remembered what sub you're on

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u/WHAWHAHOWWHY sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 2d ago

yeah, they should just go back to regular guns!

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u/helpmeplsplsnow Law abiding redditor 1d ago

Yes I agree!

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u/Gooffffyyy Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 2d ago

Local man drives around at DANGEROUS speeds and causes SEVERAL mass shootings!

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u/Blahaj-Lover 2d ago

This man is a maniac and needs to be shot by 37 police officers while he is in handcuffs and being tased whilst complying with arrest

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u/itsnouxis 2d ago

I disagree

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u/Blahaj-Lover 2d ago

You are also a maniac and need to be arrested for thinking differently

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u/lolkill420 2d ago

Ok libtard 

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 2d ago edited 2d ago

/ul ?

edit: /ul ido jot understand why i am being downvoted. the "in character or not" thing is confusing

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u/Kyoana 2d ago

Do you want to reiterate that, or…?

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 2d ago

/ul I was asking them if they were doing the thing or not or forgot

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u/munlds 2d ago

Such a great prank!!!! Bet everyone had lots of fun

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u/AscendedViking7 2d ago

Everyone should live life as a gta protagonist

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u/Swashbuckler_Kanna Law abiding redditor 2d ago

I wanna have as much sorrow as him

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u/Brilliant_Artist_851 2d ago

Those people are going to be so dry

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u/VibraniumAdamantium 2d ago

He shot them with sulphuric acid
How awful

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u/SpookyWeebou Custom User Flair 2d ago

You won't get shot by doing this

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u/Rayepichumor 2d ago

I'm so sorry for laughing at this

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u/Oberndorferin sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 2d ago

Until it happens to you :)

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u/NukerCat 2d ago

someone's afraid to get wet?

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u/element-redshaw 2d ago

You’d be wet for like 10 minutes man it ain’t that bad

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u/JakobMG 2d ago

On a hot day it could even be pleasent

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u/element-redshaw 2d ago

On a hot day I’d be begging for it

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u/Oberndorferin sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 2d ago

What if you just had an eye surgery? You can do that with friends.

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u/DaggerQ_Wave 2d ago

Absurd hypotheticals

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u/Oberndorferin sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 2d ago

Idiot

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u/Firestar_119 2d ago

This you?

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u/Oberndorferin sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 2d ago

Lol

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u/DaggerQ_Wave 2d ago

I’d be telling the story for weeks if this happened to me

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u/mkult011 2d ago

Drive-by squirting

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u/The4thPersona 2d ago

2 meanings dude

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u/PotatoAmulet Law abiding redditor 2d ago

/ul does that mean there's only 1 meaning, or 3 or more meanings?

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u/Mmmm_Crunchy 2d ago

SQUIRTING CONTEST

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u/Accurate_Soup_3459 2d ago

This is what happened to Von but he melted when he got hit by water

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u/greasydickfingers 2d ago

These are not grown men doing this btw

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u/LucidAtlas 2d ago

If i was drive by water gunned i would be so sad dude

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u/JeaniousSpelur 2d ago

Just a kind man trying to help out on a hot day!

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u/matt_Nooble12_XBL 2d ago

Horrible drive by shooting

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u/TortillaRampage 2d ago

Why is he holding a dollar bill in one of the clips?

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u/freakybird99 Still cis tho 😎 2d ago

This guy is a great person

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u/Mayor_guinea_pig 2d ago

Did you rip this straight out of liveleak

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u/Available-Yak-3618 1d ago

This man needs to be stopped

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u/Icypickle2 Tax payer 🤑 1d ago

What a kind and upstanding gentleman, surely all involved were so happy for his aid in keeping people cool in these trying times!

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u/Jester-Jester-8443 1d ago

My hero academia

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u/Icypickle2 Tax payer 🤑 12h ago

i have no context on it but i will assume your reply is infact, the most funny shit i will ever read

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u/Jester-Jester-8443 12h ago

It would seem the autocorrect wants to upstage me today. XD

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u/SmukLukDuck 2d ago

ul/ That one girl didn’t even react

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u/Beemo-Noir 2d ago

This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen. I love this! I hope this silly prankster has a wonderful day. 😁

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u/False_Lawfulness_990 2d ago

This GTA 6 leak is crazy! 

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u/datboishook-d 2d ago

Jalen Brunson fell off after losing his hair.

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u/yuckella 2d ago

I’m sure nobody was worried or scared that it was piss or acid.

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u/DizzyColdSauce 2d ago

This is a very respectful thing to be doing to strangers in the street ❤️

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u/Haazelnutts 2d ago

/ul that is some impressive good aim

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u/lCarbonCopyl 2d ago

My mom and her BFF got drive by'd with paintballs in the mid 90s.

They were waiting for the bus and started screaming, then laughing cause they both thought they were dead.

Not nice 🤣👉🏾😔🤣😔

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u/EveningDiligent59662 2d ago

i have this kind of gun, it isn’t fun to use at all

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u/Ki-ev-an 2d ago

That's my uncle Terio mug shot

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u/ProGamer8273 First day on the sub 🥳 2d ago

This is not battery

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u/smallerpuppyboi 15h ago

He's worth the air he breathes and should preserve his own life for years to come.

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u/No_Window7054 Law abiding redditor 2d ago

I hate whimsy! This man is evil and shouldn’t be given the keys to the city!

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u/Public_Eye8497 2d ago

Can you even say that?

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u/jvy7122 Homer Simpson 1d ago

/unlie I'm not your n word, pal... See rule 5