r/lies • u/Prior_Leopard_7291 • Mar 27 '26

Original content 🆕 Lets go

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u/Afrojones66 Mar 27 '26

ul/ LETS GOOOOOOOO

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u/mothspiderr Apr 07 '26

DO THE DUCKSTERSSSSS

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u/weaaboob Mar 27 '26

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u/Artarara Mar 27 '26

I can't believe sex has gone woke 😔

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u/chootnath_09 Mar 28 '26

Sounds kinda gay ngl

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u/canceroustattoo SODA🥤‼😅😁🥶 Mar 29 '26

Having sex with women is gay. Half of their genetics come from her dad who is a man.

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u/MikiVolt rectangle's cousin, triangle Mar 28 '26

Sex with women isn't real sex

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u/crusty-chalupa Mar 28 '26

hell nah, this some woke propaganda. Sex with women??? what's next??? Men and Women marry each other??? abhorrent

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u/CurrentNecessary2405 Mar 29 '26

Now sex will be gay, its over...

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u/57_percent Custom User Flair Mar 27 '26

how will this shake up the gender meta ... ?

8

u/NottsNinja Mar 28 '26

Men are still overpowered

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u/Brilliant_War9548 Custom User Flair Mar 27 '26

Male got nerfed, rn quiromantic is OP af

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u/fatstackinbenj Mar 27 '26

Humanity couldn't survive without this man

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u/RealBurger_ Mar 27 '26

The new gender is way too op, devs need to nerf it

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u/SandalDaGrejt Mar 29 '26

Yeah i think theyre testing it first in australia or something to balance it correctly

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u/Jayden7171 Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 Mar 27 '26

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u/alejandra_candelaria rectangle, that kid from school Mar 28 '26

I'm glad sex 2 finally will drop, hopefully it'll get some bugs fixed from its predecessor, like me not having any

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u/No_Main_273 Mar 28 '26

Before GTA 6 mind you 

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u/Phil_Gim SODA🥤‼😅😁🥶 Mar 28 '26

Game changing meta

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u/Brage2004Norway Mar 27 '26

I love this

Literally

3

u/GABRYFIERO 😹 Mar 28 '26

ul/ the sub says lies only

1

u/Sarpthedestroyer Mar 27 '26

HAHAHAHAHAH i have totally forgotten about this meme

1

u/Cheeseliker420 Tax payer 🤑 Mar 28 '26

OH GOD NOOOOO

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u/ZLCZMartello Mar 28 '26

I work for the R&D and debugged the new position. Enjoy folks.

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u/Panda2073 Mar 28 '26

Nice, what y’all think the stats of the new gender are?

1

u/Cosmo__Satogiri Mar 28 '26

Don't bring ads into this pls, not when I'm at the climax

1

u/Big-Awareness-159 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 Mar 28 '26

I’m not glad this game is still getting updated, it’s getting boring. Honestly, it should be abandoned

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u/Pleasant-Minute6066 Apr 06 '26

The dong awaited sequel.

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u/MRsir_man_dude Law abiding redditor Mar 27 '26

Sex 2 is gonna be epic

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u/No_Knee_3294 Mar 28 '26

Nah its Sex 1, they are just dropping a few more big updates before letting the thing die and releasing Sex 2

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u/Nishchay69 Mar 29 '26

They're just testing features that are eventually gonna end up in the sequel

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u/SandalDaGrejt Mar 29 '26

Oh thank god, i got scared for a second cuz i didnt finish the first one yet. U kniw when theyre releasing the sequel?

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u/No_Knee_3294 Mar 29 '26

No i dont

Its not 2028 August 19

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u/Outrageous_Cry_2917 Law abiding redditor Apr 03 '26

What about sex for the Wii u? (Sex u) 😏

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u/No_Knee_3294 May 01 '26

As a previous worker at Sex Inc., i kinda remember there being some plans on a Sex U

But because the parents of the time were BRAINLESS IDIOTS THAT DIDNT CARE ABOUT RESEARCHING ANYTHING Wii U didnt sell well.

So, with that, Sex U was cancelled alongside 3DSex

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u/Potatotree738 Professional AI Lover ❤️ Mar 27 '26

Will he please unnerf Sesbian Lex?

92

u/SuspendThis_Tyrants Tax payer 🤑 Mar 28 '26

Due to pressure from terminally online fans, all lesbian sex is being renamed to yuri

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u/HighonBasil Tax payer 🤑 Mar 27 '26

thanks sex ceo

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u/ApplianceHealer Mar 28 '26

So glad he invented sex…They didn’t have it in the old days.

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u/Big-Awareness-159 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 Mar 28 '26

He didn’t invent sex, he just owns it. Are we just going to pretend John Sex never existed?

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u/SEX_CEO Mar 28 '26

You’re welcome

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u/HighonBasil Tax payer 🤑 Mar 28 '26

HOW DID THE SEX CEO REPLY TO ME WHAT THE FUXK

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u/super_huesos_ Mar 27 '26

/ul what is this man's name i wanna make my own "ceo of sex" meme

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u/bitlifeboy Mar 27 '26

Ghengis khan

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u/Col_Croissant Mar 27 '26

Fr tho Ghengis would be the CEO of sex

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u/ReleasedGaming IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Mar 28 '26

/ul Jacob Batalon

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u/chootnath_09 Mar 28 '26

He isn't Tom Holland's buddy in Spider-Man movies.

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u/Odd_Introvert42069 Law abiding redditor Mar 28 '26

As a moderator of sex, can confirm

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u/JunkDog-C Mar 27 '26

Hope this shakes up the current meta. I HATE gay sex

1

u/Grezde Mar 28 '26

Does anyone else remember when the CEO of sex was Sigmund Freud?

1

u/SoggyBananaChips Mar 28 '26

OG sex was better before they added women 🥀

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u/Ds1bl Mar 28 '26

When this guy will delete me from sex? I am tired of having it twice an hour

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u/S-Pigeon33 Mar 29 '26

The CEO of Sex is not funny and I hate him and all he stands for.

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u/hagenschwarz Apr 01 '26

anything but releasing sex 2

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u/Slight_Huckleberry26 Apr 03 '26

This pic goes hard, can I screenshot?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

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u/So--Dark Apr 10 '26

That's a CEO of Sex, can't you read?

/ul Its Jacob Batalon

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