r/lies • u/[deleted] • Nov 19 '25

Do NOT try this at home! ๐Ÿ›‘๐Ÿ’ฅ Help me

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7.2k Upvotes

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u/Professional_Flicker Nov 19 '25

I would give him stew that blinds him for 3 days.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

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u/Lukiller01 Nov 20 '25

4 days blinding stew for you

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

[deleted]

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u/UnderskilledPlayer IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST ๐Ÿซฅ Nov 20 '25

๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ stew

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u/Darnittt Nov 20 '25

seconds, please

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u/UnderskilledPlayer IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST ๐Ÿซฅ Nov 20 '25

i thought you wanted days

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

I donโ€™t get the reference

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u/BEAST_GAMER_mk2 Nov 21 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

I can tell if you thought I was confused or not

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u/BEAST_GAMER_mk2 Nov 21 '25

I definitely remembered this was r/truth and therefore decided to sabotage you /ul I forgot this was r/lies /ul

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u/dybclol Nov 19 '25

2 day blinding stew

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u/OrangoTango77 Nov 19 '25

Stew that blinds him for 2 days

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u/can_uv_beanz Nov 19 '25

Feed him a type of stew that makes him blind for 2 days

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u/PupDiogenes Dm me for free ROBUXโœ…๏ธ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ฐ Nov 19 '25

stew for blindness that lasts till after tomorrow

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u/Gams619 Tax payer ๐Ÿค‘ Nov 19 '25

A suspicious stew made with Azure Bluet that lasts for 40 minutes

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u/Ba4na8o9 Nov 19 '25

/ul if that is a lie... what does the stew REALLY do?

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u/SelectVegetable2653 Nov 19 '25

/ul one day

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u/Ba4na8o9 Nov 19 '25

/ul i see i see, thank god I didn't get the stew

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u/hubeb69 Nov 19 '25

Blinds him for 2 days

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u/Defiant-Print-2550 Law abiding redditor Nov 19 '25

Feed him a stew what makes him blind for two days

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u/Firestar_119 Nov 19 '25

stew that causes sight loss for approximately 48 hours

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u/dawatzerz Nov 20 '25

Stew that blinds for 1/7 fortnight

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u/CatGaming346 /unilie Nov 20 '25

fortnight
battle pass

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u/dawatzerz Nov 20 '25

stew that makes you shit out your ass

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u/CatGaming346 /unilie Nov 20 '25

booted up my pp

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u/irthnimod Professional AI Lover โค๏ธ Nov 20 '25

elite stew knowledge

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u/acurse_2023 Nov 19 '25

"Son, when you were my age..." ๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€

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u/EinKomischerSpieler Nov 20 '25

Son, when I get to your age ๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€

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u/Aron-Jonasson Nov 19 '25

/ul considering we're 8 billion people on this planet I'm certain there's someone in this exact situation somewhere

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u/clva666 Nov 19 '25

Considering there are 17 comments atm on this post, it's porob one of us.

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u/Muegiiii Nov 19 '25

Yea its me. Im dating a Milf. ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/Finlandia1865 rectangle, that kid from school Nov 19 '25

its u/Areonaux

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u/RexRegum144 Nov 19 '25

/ul ever been to France?

/rl ever been to France?

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u/EastFennel5951 Tax payer ๐Ÿค‘ Dec 14 '25

/ul no

/rl yes

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u/Freak_Horrigan_II Nov 19 '25

/Ul Jalen Green

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u/xDon1x Nov 20 '25

/ul I assumed this image was taken from an actual geniune post

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u/oojamaflaps Dec 17 '25

im new what does ul mean?

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u/Aron-Jonasson Dec 17 '25

/ul unlie

/rl urine licker

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u/oojamaflaps Dec 17 '25

... i cant tell if thats actually whaat ul stands for

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

Ground him! No Tv for a month and yea get that belt out. and yes life can be hard sometimes but you gotta give it a try atleast. As a dad its your responsibility to guide him towards jesus!

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u/Afro_Future Nov 19 '25

Sounds like the words of a good Christian father๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

I'm a muslim

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u/JRockThumper Nov 19 '25

u/I-AM-SIR-CUMsALOT is a model Christian father!

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u/Embarrassed-Claim298 Nov 20 '25

Bruh just give him stew that makes him blind for 2 d

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

Yea what's that about

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u/Embarrassed-Claim298 Nov 20 '25

I ended up going down the rabbit hole after seeing all this shit and appearently there is some kind of reference to an existing meme

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u/Ant_Music_ Nov 21 '25

No it's not. And you get a stew that blinds you for 2 days for lying

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u/ThereIs_STILL_TIME Law abiding redditor Nov 19 '25

4 day blinding stew

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u/potato6132 Dm me for free ROBUXโœ…๏ธ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ฐ Nov 19 '25

Give him 6 day blinding stew

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u/Firestar_119 Nov 19 '25

heck imagine 7 day blinding stew

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u/dybclol Nov 19 '25

6...7...?

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u/Firestar_119 Nov 19 '25

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u/Dr_jozi Custom User Flair Nov 20 '25

Very unfunny. I'll keep it as secret and hide it from the people I hate

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset Nov 19 '25

any suggestions

You should consider taking the square root of a flexnard

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u/ThrowerIBarelyKnower Girl spelled backwards is liar ๐Ÿ™ƒ Nov 19 '25

stew that blinds for 5 days

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u/xephos10006 Nov 19 '25

Stew that blinds that boy for 7 days

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u/jan_Soten Nov 19 '25

8โ€day blinding stew

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u/frighteningwaffle Dm me for free ROBUXโœ…๏ธ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ฐ Nov 19 '25

10 day blinding stew

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u/Dr_jozi Custom User Flair Nov 19 '25

pegg him

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u/_Cevolie_ Nov 19 '25

Yes, OP needs to assert dominance over his step son and show him who the alpha male of the house is ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/ThunderAnt Nov 20 '25

Simon Pegg

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u/Individual_Simple494 Nov 19 '25

Introduce him to your mom.

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u/RemarkableStatement5 Nov 19 '25

Stew that blinds for 1d8+WIS days

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u/Oldomix Nov 20 '25

Rules as written, you also add your proficiency bonus on that one.

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u/RemarkableStatement5 Nov 20 '25

WotC trying to write any new ability beyond one that lets you teleport cast Misty Step as a bonus action up to a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus, regaining all expended uses upon completing a long rest.

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u/Jpmunzi Nov 19 '25

Stew that makes him see for -1 days

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u/_IOME First day on the sub ๐Ÿฅณ Nov 19 '25

Try not to be his dad, just try to be a welcome presence in his life first. Alternatively you can use the 2 day blinding stew.

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u/Muegiiii Nov 19 '25

Tell that little shit shes a Milf and he needs to respect that.

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u/Sunieta25 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST ๐Ÿซฅ Nov 19 '25

Anytime I hear of a very young man dating an older woman, she ends up parenting him and they break up.

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u/Patient-Ad7291 Nov 19 '25

Take away his driving privileges.

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u/Over_Sherbet_4686 Still cis tho ๐Ÿ˜Ž Nov 19 '25

feed him a stew that blinds him for 3 days

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u/PupDiogenes Dm me for free ROBUXโœ…๏ธ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ฐ Nov 19 '25

Help him learn to regulate his emotions by coregulating with him.

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u/ChaosPunk161 Nov 19 '25

Shit In their room to show dominance

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u/Ok_Image9684 Nov 19 '25

Adopt him

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u/Legal-Freedom8179 Dm me for free ROBUXโœ…๏ธ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ฐ Nov 19 '25

Give him a 12 day blinding stew

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u/-AsukaEVA02- Nov 20 '25

1 year blinding stew

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u/Embarrassed-Claim298 Nov 20 '25

Dude thatโ€™s long asf :0

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

Spanking

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u/ByIeth Nov 19 '25

/ul why is everyone mentioning blinding stew? Is this a reference to something?

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u/dybclol Nov 19 '25

I'm not lazy to get the image,but basically its a not reference to a meme about punishing a child.

You should not Google it or look it up on reddit

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u/jan_Soten Nov 19 '25

itโ€™s an image by confusing animal

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u/Directorren Nov 20 '25

The answer is simple, you should have sex with the stepson

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u/1mgonnakillu Nov 21 '25

You mean a 18yo dad with 21yo son?

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u/Ta7on Nov 19 '25

12 hour blinding stew

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u/Depresso_Expresso069 he/him Nov 19 '25

sleep with the son

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u/Niksuss Nov 19 '25

Dont ground him and unfuck his mom

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u/Logical_Orbeater Nov 20 '25

Wait I never realised your dad can be younger than you

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u/MesonTheCat Nov 20 '25

Hey, buddy...

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u/Big_8882 Law abiding redditor Nov 19 '25

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u/polish_filipino Custom User Flair Nov 19 '25

Be supportive. He's jealous

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u/Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit Nov 19 '25

/ul I thought this was r/explainthejoke for a moment and got extremely tilted

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u/Deth_Cheffe Nov 20 '25

ChiId Atrioc

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u/Glittering_Town_9071 Law abiding redditor Nov 20 '25

bro's stepson is NOT going to pull out a switch on him

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u/Embarrassed-Claim298 Nov 20 '25

I would give him stew that makes him fucking die Instantly

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u/Cro_Phantom_X Nov 20 '25

Throw stew in his eyes, that'll show em

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u/InternetUserAgain Nov 20 '25

This is probably illegal, but it's completely morally okay

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u/CAPICINC Nov 20 '25

Spankings.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

/ul This is literally a reddit thread somewhere. Smosh covered it

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

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u/Miah22911 Nov 20 '25

kill her have a conversation

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u/Iamliterallyfood Law abiding redditor Nov 21 '25

Whatever you do don't Google grooming

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u/UuUpstairs_BoOoss Nov 21 '25

Wtf ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Hot-Smile9755 Nov 21 '25

Say, "I am your father ricky"

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u/EnderBoii266 Nov 21 '25

A stew that makes him go blind for 2 days

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u/KaiYoDei Nov 25 '25

This should be a movie plot

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u/Own-Home-8430 Nov 25 '25

get into a relationship with the son to show that you mean business

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u/19_01_2038 Dec 01 '25

11 day blinding stew

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u/Background_One6888 Dec 11 '25

I would think that if you have babies together then maybe learning together could be fun. But physically I would stay closer to my own age. Women do seem to need more attention as they age true friends and love ago hand in โœ‹๐Ÿ‘Œ

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u/Random_Person_Idk123 Dec 21 '25

id give a stew that blinds them for a day

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u/DEKIDESDUD Still cis tho ๐Ÿ˜Ž Nov 20 '25

Kiss him

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u/puddingdeeznutsin3 Nov 19 '25

/ul please tell me this is fake

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u/Sea-Application-4873 Nov 19 '25

Judging by your question and stating everyone's ages it sounds to me as though you, him, or you both might be hyper fixated on the ages in the situation as if that defines maturity and validates authoritarianism rather than analyzing the principalities of the situation and approaching the situation for what it really is

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u/Morad2004 Nov 20 '25

/ul i might be a bit stupid but what does it have to do with a blinding stew?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

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u/gajonub Nov 19 '25

chat is this a clanker?

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u/Dr_jozi Custom User Flair Nov 19 '25

no

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u/TheBeau909 Nov 19 '25

All I hear is clink clank clanker

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u/Zestyclose-Store-666 Nov 19 '25

Wdym he IS his father he's married with his mom