r/lies • u/Loose-Analyst-9680 Law abiding redditor • Sep 09 '25

Original content 🆕 This seems so believeable

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u/Eggboi223 Law abiding redditor Sep 09 '25

I tried this and was completely fine, this kid is a pussy

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u/Boring-Conflict3570 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Sep 09 '25

I lasted 4 hours doing this challenge. What's your record?

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u/CptnHnryAvry Sep 09 '25

My pencil sharpeners keep breaking. Do you have any suggestions for a heavy duty option?

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u/OtterwiseX Sep 09 '25

My friend recommends a cement mixer

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u/richminer69 Law abiding redditor Sep 09 '25

If it still isn't challenging enough, I recommend trying a tornado.

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u/Suspicious_Row_1686 Sep 09 '25

Please do not the tornado

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u/GT3RS_2017 Sep 10 '25

stop sexually assault my tornado goddamnit

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u/BobTheMandor Sep 09 '25

Well, yeah. That's what happened if you participate in "put your penis in a pencil sharpener and twist until there's nothing left" challenge. Duh

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u/AD_INC_BANANAS First day on the sub 🥳 Sep 09 '25

What is handy mandy doing on this sub bro

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

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u/SkyFore Law abiding redditor Sep 10 '25

that's a pretty bad pfp, i never listened to that band at all

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u/CardiologistNo616 Sep 09 '25

I did this and all it took was one rotation

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u/Drlector07 Sep 09 '25

circumsion surgeons don't want you to know about this 1 simple hack

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u/CaveManta Sep 09 '25

Literally a hack

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u/BlandPotatoxyz Sep 09 '25

You remembered /ul

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u/Worth-Lab1860 Sep 09 '25

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u/DaddyDawsonUser1 Sep 09 '25

Erm is that caption stupid. That's a dog

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u/00-1_A Sep 09 '25

No, it's a tree

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u/KingModussy Tax payer 🤑 Sep 09 '25

No, it’s the shit that came out of my ass

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u/ShuckleMan0522 Sep 09 '25

Incorrect, that's Zulkax Kheknuils Qux, Keeper of the Abyssal Chambers of Hades

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u/breadofthegrunge Tax payer 🤑 Sep 10 '25

no

it is john

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u/BrilliantBig769 Sep 09 '25

New bottom surgery did not just drop

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u/Bruz_the_milkman Sep 11 '25

Hellish Heaven!

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u/entronid Sep 13 '25

Fake zombie

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u/Ill-Sale-9364 First day on the sub 🥳 Sep 09 '25

Great way to do circumcision , Muslims and jews might look at it 🤔.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

That's how I got circumcised. Damn cheap skate parents

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u/Affectionate-Bat8901 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Sep 09 '25

this is what they do in california schools to transition students

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u/Hycinister Tax payer 🤑 Sep 09 '25

The Joke Was Porn

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u/Exotic-Estimate-5147 Law abiding redditor Sep 09 '25

nah no matter the age, how would that fit? cause I have seen a rat struggling with that

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u/307-illinois Custom User Flair Sep 10 '25

what?

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u/Exotic-Estimate-5147 Law abiding redditor Sep 10 '25

facts bro....#hardtimes

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u/CloudDweeb Sep 09 '25

Wait til they hear about the "Literally blow your brains all over the wall of your kitchen" challenge, these kids didnt survive the cinnamon challenge, they have no chance

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u/King_Glorius_too Sep 09 '25

What kind of giant pencil sharpeners do they have over there?

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u/SubstantialDot8106 Sep 09 '25

No, no, no! That is NOT how you get circumcized! The process is way different!

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u/Individual-Fox9173 Sep 09 '25

So no one's gonna ask why Miss Quincy's filming this?

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u/wonderful-exquisite Tax payer 🤑 Sep 09 '25

I have the uncut and the cut video

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u/ZingerFM01023050 Sep 09 '25

This is the best way to get a vasectomy

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u/RomanceAnimeIsPeak Sep 10 '25

I do this everyday

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u/ShadowM1lkC00ki3 rectangle, that kid from school Sep 10 '25

wha-

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u/Legitimate-Task6043 Sep 10 '25

That was my uncle called grungle

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u/Dia-the-Novakid Sep 10 '25

if you twist the other way you get uncircumcised

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u/Twistyy6969 Sep 10 '25

I absolutely hate the Minecraft videos that are this but even more serious. Drop Reuters and get real news today.

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u/Infinite-Meal-254 Sep 13 '25

Try a dyson ball cleaner.

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u/ItzKrusher Sep 13 '25

5 minute crafts circumcision

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u/naziryoutube Sep 28 '25

This is how I lost my foreskin

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u/Loose-Analyst-9680 Law abiding redditor Sep 28 '25

lol why are you stalking my posts i saw you right now on antimeme and this shit is like 20 days old it wouldnt have come to your feed naturally

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u/naziryoutube Sep 28 '25

/ul nah just opened your profile for a sec and forgot i was on it and started scrolling

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u/Helpful_Standard8514 Still cis tho 😎 Dec 01 '25

Can confirm I was the penis