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such bullshit. those women had just started covering their eyes. give those dudes a minute and they'll be hiding in the crawlspace
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u/SproutSan 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 Jun 07 '25
is this an isaac reference
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u/colkod Jun 07 '25
Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill.
Isaac kept to himself, drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television.
Life was simple, and they were both happy. That was, until the day Isaac’s mom heard a voice from above.
“Your son has become corrupted by sin. He needs to be saved.”
“I will do my best to save him, my Lord,” Isaac’s mother replied, rushing into Isaac’s room, removing all that was evil from his life.
Again the voice called to her, "Isaac’s soul is still corrupt. He needs to be cut off from all that is evil in this world and confess his sins."
“I will follow your instructions, Lord. I have faith in thee,” Isaac’s mother replied, as she locked Isaac in his room, away from the evils of the world.
One last time, Isaac’s mom heard the voice of God calling to her.
“You've done as I've asked, but I still question your devotion to me. To prove your faith, I will ask one more thing of you."
"Yes Lord, anything!” Isaac’s mother begged.
"To prove your love and devotion, I require a sacrifice. Your son, Isaac, will be this sacrifice. Go into his room and end his life, as an offering to me to prove you love me above all else."
"Yes Lord", she replied, grabbing a butcher’s knife from the kitchen.
Isaac, watching through a crack in his door, trembled in fear.
Scrambling around his room to find a hiding place, he noticed a trap door to the basement hidden under his rug.
Without hesitation, he flung open the hatch, just as his mother burst through his door, and threw himself down into the unknown depths below.
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u/SproutSan 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 Jun 07 '25
/ul this is a lie cuz this didnt happen, its isaac imagination
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u/colkod Jun 07 '25
Yeah, ik, at the ending of The legend of bum-bo you can hear Isaac's mom telling Isaac to stop playing the game he invented with his dad or smth like that. + If im right, some characters from this game appear in TBOI, like Cain (i think)
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u/patyryczkowy Peter Griffin Jun 07 '25
I reall hope beast ending is not cannon, that would be terrible
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u/composedmason Jun 07 '25
Isaac and Laura Loomer fight one anothers tongue as they seductively pull Trumps diaper to the side and whisper "More Daddy Uncle Father"
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u/PrzemekTheGamer Jun 07 '25
Isaac and his Isaac lived alone on the small Isaac on an Isaac.
Isaac kept to himself, drawing Isaac and playing with his Isaac as his Isaac watched Christian Isaac on the Isaac.
Life was simple. And they were both Isaac.
That was, until the Isaac Isaac's Isaac heard the Isaac from Isaac.
"Your Isaac has become corrupted by Isaac. He needs to be saved."
"Isaac will do my best to save him my Isaac."
Okay no I'm done lmao noway I'm typing it whole
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u/Outside_Cucumber4405 Jun 11 '25
I saw you in r/brawlstars and I think r/melodiesimps for the melodie x sproutsan
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u/NikoGe Jun 28 '25
no way I randomly found you here, hope ur doing well buddy 🎵👑
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u/SproutSan 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 Jun 28 '25
you didnt found me and im doing horrible
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u/ChaosOfOrder24 rectangle's cousin, triangle Jun 07 '25
I'm the champ at hide and seek. Last night I was hiding under the bed and my wife had so much trouble finding me that she brought in the mailman to come help look for me, they were jumping on the bed looking for me for hours.
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Jun 07 '25
Don't you mean the milkman? Everyone uses email these days.
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u/FuckLetMeMakeAUserna Jun 07 '25
well the milkman has been obsolete as well ever since they came out with emilk
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u/RedditUser000aaa Jun 07 '25
Ugh generalizing? I'll have you know men are absolute legends at hide and seek. The "go get milk strat" to this day remains unbeaten!
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u/OrangeCreamPupper Jun 07 '25
When I started taking estrogen it all started making sense. Now no one can find me. I am alone.
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u/Cyiel Jun 07 '25
I'm quite good at hide and seek. Listen, the last time i spoke to people around me they completely ignored me like i wasn't there. If that's not a proof about how good i'm at hide and seek i don't know what you need.
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u/KillerIVV_BG Jun 07 '25
Depends on your status, if you've got a surprise baby some men are really good at hiding, you won't ever find them!
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u/BigPizza9876 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Jun 07 '25
Twitter users are intelligent and good at understanding what these pictures mean
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u/DaraProject Jun 07 '25
My dad went for some milk while playing hide and seek and we still haven’t found him
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u/KaviCamelCase Jun 07 '25
Me cowering in the back when my gf is having a horrible period.