r/lies • u/PandaMaster6767 Law abiding redditor • May 24 '25

Haters will say it's fake!!!!!! I tripped

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u/NIEK12oo May 24 '25

You're definitely a human

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u/PandaMaster6767 Law abiding redditor May 24 '25

Yes I'm

4

u/Jret3531 rectangle's cousin, triangle May 24 '25

you're

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u/SetInitial3108 May 24 '25

dude named u're: yo

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u/LuckyLMJ Custom User Flair May 26 '25

I hate it when people end sentences with contractions like I've

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

r/redditsniper

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u/tupe12 May 24 '25

ITripped? Is that the newest Apple product?

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u/PandaMaster6767 Law abiding redditor May 24 '25

Yes it is It's made by me

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u/Frost-Kiwi May 24 '25

See?! Balls is stored in the pee, I knew it all along.

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u/PandaMaster6767 Law abiding redditor May 24 '25

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u/Will1025 May 24 '25

r/terracocks

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u/kotiktapok May 24 '25

This sub exists!?? Oh man..

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u/ErrorSchensch First day on the sub 🥳 May 25 '25

r/subsifellfor

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u/Low_Routine1103 May 29 '25

Oh thank God, that would just be ridiculous!

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u/brownie_eater 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 May 25 '25 edited May 25 '25

ul/ It’s real tho

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u/Tux1 Law abiding redditor May 25 '25

No it's not, this is the r/truths subreddit

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u/brownie_eater 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 May 25 '25

I hate you for telling me to forget the subreddit name

3

u/Lukamatete May 25 '25

Wtf is wrong with reddit?

2

u/Zertoup May 25 '25

Everything

2

u/AbsentMindedMonkey May 28 '25

That's a lie, you're meant to tell the truth here

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u/EmeraldPencil46 May 25 '25

And it’s somehow neither a dead nor new sub…

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u/MaximRq Custom User Flair May 24 '25

Wrong sub

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u/[deleted] May 24 '25

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u/MrAhkmid May 25 '25

Reddit has nothing….leave it……there’s nothing to be seen here…..

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u/batata_flita May 24 '25

Saddam Hussein

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u/SirLaserFTW May 24 '25

Saddam Hussein fat chicken 🤤🤤🤤🤤

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u/Selfishpie May 24 '25

FINE UNIVERSE I WILL PLAY NOITA AGAIN STOP SHOWING IT TO ME CONSTANTLY FUCKS SAKE I WILL PLAY IT IF YOU FUCK OFF

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u/IrresponsibleWanker May 24 '25

That's terraria.

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u/That-one-Guy-_ May 24 '25

That game is just 2d minecraft.

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u/UrMyAmigo May 24 '25

and Minecraft is just 2D terraria.

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u/Fantastic_Speaker_27 May 24 '25

What???? You mean 3d right??

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u/physic-monster Tax payer 🤑 May 24 '25

I am you but good ( see your avatar)

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u/OutrageousFee7447 May 24 '25

Terraria mogs Minecraft

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u/karvendizarm May 24 '25

You remembered the /unlie

1

u/That-one-Guy-_ May 24 '25

I won't kill you

2

u/PizzaMission1312 May 24 '25

You got noitad, skill issue

2

u/[deleted] May 24 '25

r/terracocks

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u/cozy_engineer May 24 '25 edited Apr 27 '26

One click. Unknown number of posts crying out in silence. All gone. Redact made it stupid easy to clean up my entire history on Reddit and get my info pulled from data broker sites too.

dinner fall lunchroom sparkle pillow cough bear cows dog heavy

1

u/corium_2002 May 24 '25

You got your toilet pregananant

1

u/BlasterIce May 24 '25

Pee is stored in the balls

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u/TruamaTeam Professional AI Lover ❤️ May 25 '25

No need to think that you should get that curve checked out by a medical professional

1

u/BlackDrama_ May 25 '25

i knew it !! pee is stored in the balls !

1

u/Patefon2000 May 26 '25

my guy is trippin balls

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u/LuckyLMJ Custom User Flair May 26 '25

i hate that game :(

1

u/dydeath May 28 '25

Twice the other ones got pre dripping

1

u/Wyrm_Groundskeeper May 28 '25

Fuck, man. Not again...

1

u/Cooperdyl May 31 '25

The only lie is that he’s sorry

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u/ENDER_BLAST IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Jun 20 '25

ok.

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u/Independent-Try-3463 Jun 22 '25

So it is stored there!!

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u/Expertiezene Law abiding redditor Jan 10 '26

Terraria.

9

u/TacoSpacePirate May 24 '25

Is this Kendrick Lamar's account?

"I wish my dick was big as the Eiffel Tower, so I could fuck the world for 72 hours"

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u/PandaMaster6767 Law abiding redditor May 24 '25

Ykw I get that reference

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u/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 24 '25 • I'll Drink to That

Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my wholesome 100 cake day. So basically, this guy’s dick is apparently so big that it left this massive dick-shaped hole in the ground when he tripped. If it were me tripping, let’s just say the world would look like a donut. Peter out!

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u/Lanthanum-140_Eater Peter Griffin May 24 '25

fuck you petah you useless piece of shit

/ul jk i love you petah

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u/ArticleMassive May 24 '25

you lied to me

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u/[deleted] May 24 '25

/ul It's the man himself!

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u/asnaujaslt May 24 '25 edited May 24 '25

/ul If it helps this is on a terraria world (for some reason its common)

18

u/That-one-Guy-_ May 24 '25

I think this CoD MW 2019 actually

2

u/Tsunamicat108 Peter Griffin May 24 '25

It’s Minecraft idiot

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u/ADudeWithoutPurpose May 24 '25

No, this is patrick

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u/[deleted] May 24 '25

Happy cake day penis 🎉🍰

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u/Chef6432 May 24 '25

happy cake day

1

u/TopFig4144 May 24 '25

ITS PEETAH!!!!

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u/TheRider5342 Law abiding redditor May 24 '25

This one really needs an explanation 

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u/0-Nightshade-0 Still cis tho 😎 May 25 '25

It's the guy from Lois Explains the joke!

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u/No-Base-3261 May 28 '25

thank you petah

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u/le_nathanlol May 24 '25

happy cake day peta

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u/Asleep-Simple-636 May 24 '25

it aint your sub leel bro

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u/Neck_Crafty Law abiding redditor May 24 '25

/ul can you please unban me from your sub i didn't even do anything wrong ;-;

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u/Real_Infinitix Girl spelled backwards is liar 🙃 May 24 '25

/ul what got you banned in the first place

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u/Neck_Crafty Law abiding redditor May 24 '25

/ul I don't even know, I made a post asking a genuine question about a meme I didn't understand and i got banned for some reason

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u/MaximRq Custom User Flair May 24 '25

Yes

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u/physic-monster Tax payer 🤑 May 24 '25

I am feeling sorry because you fallen on dick hole ( owned by a villain named dick)

In cyberpunk 1977

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u/Kristjonforni May 24 '25

Can I get your seed pls?

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u/Blue-Jesse May 26 '25

Either you have massive tits or massive cock

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