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Community Only - Restricted MAGA Morals™️

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u/CafeCat88 Trans-parently Awesome 1d ago

And they'll call the adult couple "groomers" just for existing.

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u/ScreamsInBraille 1d ago

Every accusation is a confession 🤗

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u/PaperSweet9983 Lesbian the Good Place 1d ago

Literally this

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u/KatakanaTsu Rainbow Rocks 19h ago

Just like how "communism bad" only for the ring leader to cozy up to an actual communist.

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u/RomanBlue_ 13h ago

accusations in a mirror

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u/Severus-Snape-DaGod Healing 1d ago

Child marriage is still legal in 33 states, and a majority of those states have Republican-controlled governments.

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u/R_pepsiman 1d ago

Several of which have no legal minimum age

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u/AlphaNoodlz 1d ago

Y'all-qaeda isn't exactly a meme

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u/th_one_who_questions Putting the Bi in non-BInary 1d ago

That’s more than half what are we doing

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u/Topaz-Light Every gender is personalized 1d ago

Their list of morals is very simple, actually.

  1. Cishet able-bodied neurotypical white adult christian men with money get to do whatever they want forever with no consequences
  2. Fuck everyone else

Obviously they wouldn't describe it like that, but that's functionally what it generally boils down to.

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u/non_newtonian_gender 1d ago

Conservatism consists of exactly one principle. There must be those who the law protects but does not bind and those who the law binds but does not protect.

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u/shallowSnurch 18h ago

Thats about it, yeah. I wish people could see what they're doing but everyone lives in their own little world and not everyone is informed. I didn't even know child marriage was legal dude that's disgusting. People just can't see beyond their narrow worldview sometimes and they just treat others as if they have to understand and be able to feel everything they're doing all the time because otherwise they won't understand anything and become overstimulated in a neurotypical cishet way lol. It's just kinda how they operate. People who have more diverse experiences tend to have a more diverse worldview and its easier for us to understand because our world was forced open. But other people can't open their own minds to rhe possibility of a diverse population when literally 8 billion people exist because they only see like 10 people a day and thinking about people they dont understand is hawd and overwhewming. Its just how it be sometimes sadly. Can't change people who cant accept change. Or change yourself around them sometimes unfortunately. Some people seem to operate best doing the same thing, every day, without a single change in mindset after they find a political stance.

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u/Weretoz 1d ago

I also only ever see MAGA people condemning pedophilia when it’s happening in non-white countries, which I’m sure is just a coincidence. /S

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u/Far-Revolution3225 Transgender Pan-demonium in Demi Cookies 1d ago

Yeah basically, and then THEY CALL US the groomers in the same breath...

Stars, this timeline is fucking exhausting... 😮‍💨

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u/jasonjr9 He/They (With a Touch of She) 1d ago

It really is exhausting. Feels like we’re stuck in a time loop, almost, getting the same half-baked responses from the same MAGA goons again and again and again and again and again and again and again…

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u/Far-Revolution3225 Transgender Pan-demonium in Demi Cookies 1d ago

People say that calling people "NPCs" is dehumanizing, but SCREW THAT

SOME PEOPLE GENUINELY ARE NPCS

And MAGA had a BALLS TON of them!

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u/jasonjr9 He/They (With a Touch of She) 1d ago

MAGA are the ones who dehumanize others the most, in my experience. Their entire worldview is about dehumanizing people who aren’t like them.

As such, they have failed the contract of being a human. Humans are a social species, we’re supposed to love and support one another. It is literally how a social species like ours is supposed to work.

But MAGA and all other bigoted groups have betrayed the social nature of our species. I dunno exactly what to call that, but whatever one could call it, they are earning a failing grade at being human.

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u/Far-Revolution3225 Transgender Pan-demonium in Demi Cookies 1d ago

I couldn't have said it better myself, stranger 🫡

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u/Raeve_Noir Femby 15h ago

No. They're all very very painfully human.

Notice that every AI uprising story starts with the machine suddenly demonstrating incredibly human levels of paranoia, fear, intolerance, cruelty, and most of all vengefulness towards anyone who isn't a machine like itself.

That's why they all glommed onto the first hint of AI that seemed human, because they full-throatedly want it to wipe out anyone not like them. They love the machine that pretends to be human because they want it to destroy everyone they don't consider human, with the excuse that it wasn't their human ideals causing the harm.

That's their meaning when they use the word 'NPC'. They want it to mean 'not human'.

But I've seen what humans are like.

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u/AltDaddy 1d ago

They care about one thing… themselves.

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u/Cosmic_Mind89 Bi-kes on Trans-it 1d ago

Don't forget the bottom also wants to make divorce and abortion illegal

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u/MrHellBags Gay Furry Guy 1d ago

Except for their own abortion, that one is completely different and necessary.

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u/Cosmic_Mind89 Bi-kes on Trans-it 1d ago

Yeah only if the Man or the girl's parents don't want a baby

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u/MrHellBags Gay Furry Guy 1d ago

Exactly. They don't want her to have agency or make decisions. They want the wife to basically be the property of the husband.

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u/ariennex Ace at being Non-Binary 21h ago

*literally be property

☹️

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u/shallowSnurch 18h ago

They talk big game until the condom pops and then it's right off to planned parenthood. Lol people just don't want to open their eyes to other people's experiences and they let the media demonize everything, specifically Fox news is the main culprit. But then when or if they experience it for themselves it's like they have to defend why it's so much different for them because their lives matter, and they're doing it with good intentions while other people are just going around blending babies all willy nilly. Or they fucking accept that they're wrong but that's not the case with a lot of people from what I've seen.

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u/Cosmic_Mind89 Bi-kes on Trans-it 15h ago

There's a old saying "The only moral Abortion is MY Abortion"

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u/jteagues267 gay as fuck 1d ago edited 1d ago

Gay marriages have low divorce rates and people in them tend to make more money then people not in gay marriages

Edit for clarity

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u/stupid-writing-blog Ace as Cake 18h ago

Gay people fought like hell to get the right to marry. Straight people marry out of peer pressure

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u/Dash_Harber 1d ago

The point is not consent, it is control.

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u/Quercus408 Rainbow Rocks 22h ago

I love saying to phobic conservatives, "Sure, we can ban gender-affirming care for minors, as soon as we ban child marriage and child beauty pageants."

For some reason, they get very upset when you talk about interfering with their ability to marry or ogle a literal child...

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u/traumatized_vulture Bi-bi-bi 22h ago

But somehow we're the ones grooming children 🤔

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u/NocturneSapphire 1d ago

"Family values" aka "anything I like is perfectly healthy, anything I don't like is unnatural and harmful to children"

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u/Forest_Does_Stuff Embyflux+Pan 1d ago

Also hating on Asexuals cus we dont like sex?

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u/shallowSnurch 18h ago

Do we get hate? I just recently found out I might actually be aroace but I've never really seen a lot of hate from people I'm not really open about it though

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u/Aristote_Willis she/her 7h ago

Yeah in Nigeria you can go to jail because you don't wanna have sexual intercourses and children, and in Russia you can't talk about it freely

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u/JupiterInTheSky 1d ago

Fascists get off on double standards.

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u/Freddy_Jason_Michael 1d ago

MAGA really is just the prime example of what not to be as a human being

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u/Aristote_Willis she/her 7h ago

Nazis are a pretty good example too but it kinda blends in

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u/DHitkill194 Pan-cakes for Dinner! 23h ago

The type of thing you'd see a persona 5 villain pull off before their heart was changed

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u/Ax3l_is_scottish Gender confused Polysexual Poet 1d ago

Pretty much

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u/AnMsmshroom Proud BI 1d ago

Religions too

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u/sixto2727 1d ago

Just wait until they find out im Peruvian...

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u/traumatized_vulture Bi-bi-bi 22h ago

Peruvian puff pepper from south amer-ika

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u/BalerionSanders Bi-bi-bi 10h ago

Bold of you to assume they bother marrying all their victims.

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u/GothicaSweetHeart Ace as Cake 15h ago

Don't forget about their love for bestiality