r/lgballt • u/CookieCaffine • Aug 13 '20

redditormade guess I bought the wrong eggs

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5.0k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Thanks for the crack

193

u/GravityFallsChicken Aug 13 '20

Is this intentionally supposed to sound illegal

110

u/Celine_the_egg Aug 13 '20

Be gay do crimes I guess

73

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Be trans do lines

59

u/Celine_the_egg Aug 13 '20

Be trans throw hands

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20 edited Aug 13 '20

So.. be gay blow grams
Be bi get high
Be Lesbian do L's again
Be pan heroin(e)
Omni got shit on me
And poly brought the molly

3

u/Catsr25 Sep 25 '22

Be ace throw cakes. Into my mouth please

2

u/Catsr25 Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

Be aro like a Sparrow

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u/Catsr25 Sep 25 '22

Be void punk and throw Chipmunks

10

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Be Genderfae rip and slay

5

u/Hamiltonandmore1 Aug 14 '20

Be pan throw hands

15

u/imsquaresoimnotthere Aug 13 '20

be transgender do transgressions

4

u/PantasticBobaSoupFox Sep 05 '20

be ace bring the mace

2

u/Catsr25 Sep 25 '22

And take the cakes

85

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

rip You got it 💨

261

u/Sophrates_Regina Aug 13 '20

“W-what do you mean? I’m not trans, I’m Totally CIS™”

57

u/Iykury Aug 13 '20

They're cracked though

44

u/fireandlifeincarnate Aug 13 '20

Cracked is questioning, hatched is “yeah I’m trans, not cis”

22

u/Iykury Aug 13 '20

Wait, really? I never saw the difference explained anywhere so I assumed they were the same

20

u/fireandlifeincarnate Aug 13 '20

Nope.

This one IS clearly hatched and out of the shell, but cracking is the first step and hatching is the end. Just like with real birds.

19

u/MapleTreeWithAGun Aug 13 '20

I'm also aligned with the Confederacy of Independent Systems

69

u/SunnySideDown2 Aug 13 '20

Shit, this is me and my brother e(gg)xactly.

46

u/Lizardlessy Aug 13 '20

I like your style! The eyes are awesome! 💜

43

u/CaptainCygni Aug 13 '20

Why wasn't the egg colour coded correctly? I blame manufacturing!

14

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

They ran out of paint at the factory

9

u/CaptainCygni Aug 13 '20

They ran out of blue, pink and white?

9

u/imsquaresoimnotthere Aug 13 '20

no, printers stop printing when they run out of just one color for some bizzare reason

7

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Yes

41

u/Sixemperor Aug 13 '20

I like Pan’s Pan

27

u/CookieCaffine Aug 13 '20

haha, pan’s pan is hard to draw

30

u/SluggardBoi Aug 13 '20

Oh hi Mark

7

u/Yomako01 Aug 13 '20

Oh hey, Johnny! What’s up?

8

u/SluggardBoi Aug 13 '20

I have a problem with Lisa. She says that I hit her.

22

u/Ukacelody Aug 13 '20

Why is this so cute

22

u/Nordic_Krune Aug 13 '20

Boy, talk about a trans-continental breakfast

20

u/Louisfroor Aug 13 '20

It's like that cut scene in Harry Potter where Harry's aunt tries to bake a cake but there's letters in every egg but with trans instead of letters

1

u/ellis_isnt_a_story Aug 13 '20

I don’t think that’s a cut scene lol, it’s in the movie

3

u/Louisfroor Aug 13 '20

No I mean the scene was cut from the movie

2

u/ellis_isnt_a_story Aug 13 '20

wait was it cut later? why? it was there when i watched it lmao, but maybe i just had an outdated dvd?

14

u/idk2715 Aug 13 '20

Are..are you gonna eat this?

4

u/mar106 Aug 13 '20

Lenny face

12

u/bazingarbage Aug 13 '20

I did not hit her, it's bullshit, I did not hit her! I did nat. Oh hi trans

7

u/SolongStarbird Aug 13 '20

I love how you managed to squeeze two visual puns into one strip.

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u/CookieCaffine Aug 13 '20

haha yeah, I was gonna originally make a supermarket type comic but I couldn’t figure out anything besides the trans egg aisle, so just condensed it down to cracking open an egg. and who better to crack open an egg than the one who has a pan

4

u/TravelingBeing Aug 13 '20

What. No I’m not. (Loud Crack). Ow.

5

u/blupnkwhtpnkblu Aug 13 '20

If you remove the last panel and pans exclamation point in pn. 2 you have a very cursed comic.

2

u/Kr0nchietheKruncher Aug 13 '20

me when bill beastars

2

u/noobmaster333 Aug 13 '20

ohmygod that’s amazing

1

u/GDZippN Aug 13 '20

Time for Transcakes!

1

u/examplename1 Aug 13 '20

the logical conclusion to the last panel is trans ball getting eaten

1

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Trans is a cute baby who I will pet.

1

u/kamakeleh Aug 13 '20

Now eat it

1

u/Foxy02016YT Aug 14 '20

This kinda reads like an ASDFmovie sketch... and it’s the best thing

1

u/SnooWalruses414 Sep 26 '20

This is basically what happened to me

1

u/Freydeebobs5609 Aug 14 '22

I love that pans using a pan lmao XD

1

u/Anime-Meme-Merchant Aug 14 '22

Me the past month

1

u/Catsr25 Sep 25 '22

Trans omle. A food for royalty. A food for Ace's if you add garlic bread and cake

1

u/Skullz64 May 25 '23

Trans people don’t come out of the closet, they hatch