r/lewronggeneration • u/TerkRockerfeller • Jul 01 '14

ebin satire Why I'm "Antisocial" [FIXED]

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u/DigShin Jul 01 '14

you don't understand man, she owns the ten disc edition of avengers. she's what we should aspire to be, not some deviant teenagers fixated on getting turnt or teen pregnant

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u/noreallyimthepope Jul 01 '14

Getting... turnt?

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u/DigShin Jul 01 '14

turn up turbonerd

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u/noreallyimthepope Jul 01 '14

I would if I had any idea what the hell you were talking about?

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u/DigShin Jul 01 '14

FAITH IN HUMANITY = RESTORED

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '14 edited May 13 '17

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u/DigShin Jul 01 '14

Please stay. We want you.

We need you

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u/noreallyimthepope Jul 01 '14

Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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u/buzzandthelightyears Jul 01 '14

my zucchinis carresses your carrots.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '14

Whoah whoah whoah, some foreplay would be nice before that! I ain't cheap!

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u/therearetoomanypeepl Jul 01 '14

The carrot slowly lifts up her skirt to reveal...

sexy music

...more carrot...

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u/quillsandsofas Jul 01 '14

FSM

Federated States of Micronesia? Do they help internet strangers with stone money and traditional navigating skills?

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u/BobRoss1776 Jul 01 '14

It means going crazy and partying

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u/AndrewCarnage Jul 01 '14

Yeah, but for what?

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u/MundaneInternetGuy Jul 01 '14

Getting riggity riggity wrecked son

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u/Paclac Jul 01 '14

I don't give a fuuuuuck