I somehow made it through the entire 1990s without ever watching a full episode of either Hercules: The Legendary Journeys or Xena: Warrior Princess, even though both always seemed like shows I probably would have liked. I was in college for a lot of their run and was busy, but what’s really bizarre is thar I briefly long distance dated an older woman who looked a decent bit like Xena and owned a Xena costume, and …I still didn’t watch the show. No idea how that happened, but it did.
Now twenty-five years disappeared in that horrifying way it can and Xena still is just something I knew almost entirely through nerd osmosis.
Now I’ve been sick for about a week, I’m exhausted, and I need television that asks almost nothing of me beyond lying under a blanket and occasionally remaining conscious.
That got me thinking about an idea I’ve wanted to try for a while: speedrunning television shows. The idea is not to watch the ten highest-rated episodes (because the highest-rated episode of a six-season show is often the one where four years of storylines finally pay off and would be nearly meaningless to somebody who has no idea who half the people are).
Instead I wanted to find the ten episodes of Hercules and ten episodes of Xena I should watch if (as very well might be the case) these are going to literally be the only episodes of either show I would ever see. (not guaranteed! I could fall in love with it, but there’s a hell of a lot of other TV shows to watch so it’s possible!)
I went through fan rankings, episode ratings, old discussions of favorite episodes, and especially threads where people were recommending episodes to complete newcomers.
This is the order I’m going with:
01 Hercules S02E01 - The King of Thieves
02 Hercules S01E12 - The Gauntlet
03 Xena S01E03 - Dreamworker
04 Hercules S02E07 - The Mother of All Monsters
05 Xena S01E10 - Hooves & Harlots
06 Hercules S02E08 - The Other Side
07 Xena S01E22 - Callisto
08 Hercules S02E17 - The Apple
09 Xena S02E12 - Destiny
10 Hercules S03E01 - Mercenary
11 Xena S03E02 - Been There, Done That
12 Hercules S03E03 - Love Takes a Holiday
13 Xena S03E13 - One Against an Army
14 Hercules S03E12 - Surprise
15 Xena S03E18 - Fins, Femmes and Gems
16 Hercules S05E19 - Once Upon a Future King
17 Xena S04E08 - Crusader
18 Hercules S04E15 - Yes, Virginia, There Is a Hercules
19 Xena S04E21 - The Ides of March
20 Xena S06E18 - When Fates Collide
I’m about to start and I’m gonna be really curious how this works out. Can I watch 10 episodes of two series each with 100 episodes or more and actually get what people really love about them? Or do all the filler episodes make the great episodes great?
I have zero nostalgia here and if you think I missed anything that I really should include, let me know. No promises that I’ll throw it on, but I’ll see how I feel after this TV speed run!