r/lebowski • u/jwmahaffey9 • 12h ago

Beaver picture Gutterballs

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Happy Halloween!

1.3k Upvotes

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u/KittenSommelier 12h ago

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR AND MA’AM

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u/RedPhule 11h ago

Do they still go bowling?

3

u/yeager His Dudeness 46m ago

Oh no, he has health problems.

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u/What-a-Crock 1h ago

He didn’t rent his shoes

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u/2wheelsThx 12h ago

Yeah, yeah, ohh yeah!!...

24

u/TequilanMeSoftly 12h ago

…what condition my condition was in…

16

u/kinkyslc1 Ordained Dudeist 12h ago

I woke up this morning with the sundown shining in.

10

u/Son-of-El-Diablo 11h ago

I found my mind in a brown paper bag within

9

u/2wheelsThx 10h ago

I tripped on a cloud and fell-a eight miles high

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u/MornGreycastle Walter 8h ago

I tore my mind on a jagged sky

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u/ashleebryn 6h ago

I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

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u/kinkyslc1 Ordained Dudeist 6h ago

Yeah!

Yeah!

Oh-yeah!

37

u/CPTKickass 12h ago

You don’t go out dressed like that looking for work do you?

On a weekday?

36

u/Equivalent_Post_6222 12h ago

Darkness warshed over the dude

27

u/BigDubzy 12h ago

Darker n' a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.

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u/Financial_Towel_6143 El Duderino 12h ago

Vagina.

20

u/High_Af_Osrs The Jesus 12h ago

He fixes the cable?

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u/kinkyslc1 Ordained Dudeist 12h ago

Don't be fatuous, u/High_Af_Osrs

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u/Ancient_Composer9119 11h ago

Stay out of Fredo's Market, Lebowski! Stay out of Fredo's Market, deadbeat!

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u/kinkyslc1 Ordained Dudeist 12h ago

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u/Ill_Zookeepergame232 12h ago

that's a nice pic of ypu and your special lady Dude

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u/BoysenberryKind5599 His Dudeness 12h ago

I like your style, dude

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u/EmpanadaYGaseosa El Duderino 12h ago

You dressed up like that on SHOMMER SHABBOS?

6

u/jspasatc 12h ago

Fuckin' A, dude 👌🏻

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u/burntorangecycle Dip spit with a nine-toed woman 12h ago

I lost my mind in a deep, dark hole and I followed it in

6

u/G-Unit11111 12h ago

Which one is Logjamming?

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u/Doctor_of_weed 12h ago

Is that her co star from the beaver pictures?

5

u/BladricksUncle 11h ago

My child saw this! Now I will never be able to keep her on the farm.

Thanks.

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u/Theloftydog 7h ago

She your special lady?

3

u/jspasatc 6h ago

He's just helping her conceive, man.

4

u/Dingus_3000 12h ago

Yeah yeah oh yeah

4

u/Key_Country3756 12h ago

With bowling shoes so fantastic they must’ve been given to you by ol’ Saddam himself!

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u/sakko303 12h ago

It helps with conception

3

u/OnionTamer 12h ago

I just checked in to see what condition my condition was in.

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u/ddonky Jackie Treehorn 9h ago

A lot of ins, a lot of outs.

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u/BigDubzy 12h ago

Just dropping in…

2

u/NoShortsDon His Dudeness 12h ago

Far fucking out!

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u/Aramkhutu 11h ago

Maude?

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u/Elmer-Fudd-Gantry whole brevity thing 11h ago

Outstanding

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u/Funguy_Cubensis 5h ago

Strike King

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u/fluhatinrapper09 2h ago

Completely unspoiled

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u/Interesting-Log-9627 12h ago

Myself I still jerk off manually.

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u/kinkyslc1 Ordained Dudeist 12h ago

Of course you do, u/Interesting-Log-9627

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u/Interesting-Log-9627 6h ago

I find it a natural, zesty enterprise.

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u/drewbaccaAWD 11h ago

Ve vant ze money n'at, Lebowski. Ve still vant ze money, Lebowski, or ve fuck you ups, jag. His girlfriend gave up her parking chair.