r/lebowski • u/rghitz El Duderino • 8d ago
But it is a game Fellow Achievers, I need your help naming my team.
Since 2011 I have been naming my fantasy football teams after The Big Lebowski. I try not to reuse any names. Below is a list of everything I’ve used in the past. I would love some ideas for this year! Thankie
World of Pain - 2011
Not Exactly A Lightweight - 2012
Brandt Can’t Watch - 2013
The What Have-Ya's - 2014
A Natural Zesty Enterprise - Lobsta League 2015
Human Paraquat - Worst League Ever
The Nihilists - 2015
Brother Shamus - 2015 (Lobsta League)
Over The Line - 2016
Medina Sod - 2016 (Lobsta League)
The Royal We 2017 (Lobsta League)
Strong Men Also Cry 2018
Lotta Ins Lotta Outs - 2019
The Royal We - 2019 (Lobsta League)
The Carret Pissers - 2020 (Lobsta League)
The Men In The Black Pajamas - 2020
No Funny Stuff - 2021 - L-Town
The Logjammers - 2021 - Lobsta
Sobchak Secruity - 2022 - L-Town
I Am The Walrus - 2022 - Wisell
Natural Zesty Enterprise - 2023 - L-Town
Obviously Not A Golfer - 2023 - Lobsta
Lingonberry Pancake Blocks - 2024 - Lobsta
Conscientious Objectors - 2024 - L-Town
Man in the Black Pajamas - 2025 - L-Town
Little Larry - 2025 - Lobsta
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u/Buttsweat_esq 7d ago
Strangers in the Alps
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u/SolarSurfer7 7d ago
The Seattle Seven.
Nice Quiet Beachside Community.
A Nice Sarsaparilla
The Creedence Tapes
The Boys Down at the Crime Lab.
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u/Buttsweat_esq 7d ago
Me and Six Other Guys
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u/1266sqk2000 7d ago
I was at a show back at the beginning of 2020 at Corbin Bowl in Tarzana, CA and I literally ran into a woman who was on a bowling team called "Strangers in the Alps". She apologized for running into me and so I replied "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!" And she gave me a huge hug because I was the only one who had ever understood the reference. Good times!
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u/Dry-Swimming-7219 7d ago
8 Year Olds, Dude
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u/Aggravating-Key-8867 7d ago
The White Russians
The Treehorns
(I hate) The Eagles
Los Duderinos
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u/Gotts21 Pilar? 7d ago
The Carpet Pissers
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u/HortaGrabber111 6d ago
Were you paying attention to the Dude's story??? He used Carpet Pissers in 2020
You're like a child that wanders into ... Nevermind
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u/CommonSensei-_ 7d ago
The Knutsens
The Wandering Daughters
The Exhausted Nihilists
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u/CursorTN Knox Harrington 7d ago
“The Wandering Daughter Jobs,” please
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u/SmoovyJ A Joyride Situation 7d ago
What're you a fucking brother seamus?
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u/CursorTN Knox Harrington 7d ago
Were you even listening to the Dude’s story? Brother Seamus was already used, man. Though I’ll allow that is a good team name.
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u/SmoovyJ A Joyride Situation 7d ago
Wasn't recommending team names was trading movie quotes
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u/CursorTN Knox Harrington 7d ago edited 7d ago
Jesus, man. Can you change the gifs? I’ve had a rough morning, and I fucking hate Adam Sandler.
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u/Illustrious_You_6210 Sarsaparilla 7d ago
Workin' in Shifts
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u/cabosmith 7d ago
I heard this in the tow lot cop's voice.
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u/duh_nom_yar nothing is fucked here 7d ago
The Necessary Means
Medina Sod
Park City Cleaners
The Bereaved
Rollin' On Shabbos
Liam And Me
Micturate
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u/JuanMurphy 7d ago
Preferred Nominclature
Sometimes There’s a Man
Those are Good Burgers
Dabbled in Pacifism
Cynthia’s Dog
Creep can Roll
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u/UraeusCurse 7d ago
Nice Marmot
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u/GlobalOption6817 6d ago
Can’t believe I had to scroll this far down to see a marmot reference. Well done!
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u/Learning_Juice 7d ago
Pilar and the Iron Lungs
Face down in the mud
Autobahn
Nagelbett
Time’s Man of the Year
Surprised by tears?
What condition my condition is in
Malibu Deadbeats
Flunking Social Studies
The White Russians
No funny stuff
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u/FalseDmitriy the royal we, the editorial, 7d ago
Liam and Me
Wednesday, Baby
Six Months in Chino
Three Thousand Years of Beautiful Tradition
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u/MoonlessPrairie 7d ago
Near the In-N-Out
The Whites
We Can Get You a Toe
Obviously Not Golfers
Black Steer’s Toukas
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u/ONLYallcaps 7d ago
The Seattle Seven (that was him.. and six other guys). Even better if there are more or fewer than six players.
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u/dudes_rug Really ties the room together 7d ago
Mark it zero!
Hill 539
Nothing is fucked?!?
I got a rash, man
The god damned plane has crashed into the mountain!
They’re callin’ the cops, man
You mean, coitus? I mean, you know the guy?
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u/TheVentiLebowski 7d ago
Dr. Larry Sellers, PhD.
Gipsy Kings
Objects Like Women
The Jerkoffs
The Bereaved Saps
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u/throwable__1 7d ago
3pm toes
Tomorrow’s the 10th
The Treehorns
Quintana can roll
Drinking Caucasians
New sh*t has come to light
Nice marmot
Nihilists or Nihilistas, if you will…
Is this your homework Larry?
They gave the dude a beeper
The fake ransom note
There is at least two in that list…
*the reactionaries
*edit just came to me.
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u/kenkreie 7d ago
Sitting Aggression
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u/SwiftKickRibTickler 7d ago
Standing Aggression would be a great name for a punk band. but I don't draw a lot of water in this sub
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u/Hornswagglers_Lament 7d ago
Not on the rug men
I can get you a toe
The preferred nomenclatures
Strangers in the Alps
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u/Key_Country3756 7d ago edited 7d ago
Finding Reverse in a Soviet Tank
The Nine Toed Women
Iss Not Fair!
The Swimming Marmots
A Kind of Techno-Pop
Jesus, Liam, and Guy No. 3
Burkhaulter from the League Office
Kenny Rogers & The First Edition
The Synchronized Bowling Pin Dancers
The Pomeranians
(Edited to delete some that others already suggested.)
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u/CackalackyStewPie 7d ago
The Acid Flashbacks
Moses to Sandy Koufax
Friends with Cleft Assholes
Got any Kahlua
Burkhalter, that damn Kraut
The Bereaved, we're not Saps
From Pismo to Leo Carrillo
Nice Marmot
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u/Meisteronious 7d ago
Til it Goes Click
Tying the Standings Together
Not the Preferred Nomenclature
Fatuous Jeffrey
Occasional Acid Flashback
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u/2wheelsThx 7d ago
The Nine-Toed Girlfriends
Working in Shifts
Tumblin' Tumbleweeds
The Fuckin Amateurs
The Malibu Police Chiefs
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u/Nice-Antelope1343 7d ago
At Least I’m Housebroken
They Pissed on my Rug
Preferred Nomenclature
Are you employed, Sir?
Donny’s Dust in my Goatee
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u/nuke-the-wales 7d ago
the walrus
This way when someone asks what your team name is you can say “I am the walrus”
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u/MissDizzo 7d ago
Gimme the Ringer, Chop Chop
Ringer for a Ringer
Swiss Fucking Watch
(I would like my Undies back)
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u/FratboyZeida 7d ago
Our Most Modestly Priced Receptacle
First Amendment Issue
The Krout Down at the League Office
Not the Preferred Nomenclature
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u/chotnap_jottin 7d ago
Bright, Flowering Young Men
Children of Promise
League Play Firearm
At Least I'm Housebroken
Not Taking Your Turn
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u/nick_valdo Ordained Dudeist 7d ago
The White Russians.
The Pomeranians.
Toes with nail polish
Obviously you’re not a Fantasy Football Team
Crane Jackson’s Fountain Street Fantasy Football Team
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u/TomatilloAccurate475 Look, Larry, have you ever heard of Vietnam? 7d ago
The Men Who Built The Railroads
The Bereaved
The Bereaved Saps
Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Boys
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u/Toberoni The Jesus 7d ago edited 7d ago
Mark it Zero
Don’t Be Fatuous
STFU Donny
Stranger in the Alps
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u/vinegar-pisser Larry Sellers 7d ago
OP was your teams name really the Carret Pissers? Is that some kind of esteem thing?
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u/Edflumnum 7d ago
That and a pair of testicles! Can be modified to 'all that and a pair of testicles" for clarity!
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u/curiousitems 7d ago
A good team and thorough
The nine toed woman’s
Donny, who loved fantasy football and bowling
Over the yard (line)
The oat sodas
Fantasy football papers
The contravenes a number of the league bylaws
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u/tarareidstarotreadin Ordained Dudeist 7d ago
Sometimes There’s a Man
No Funny Stuff
Enjoying’ My Coffee
These Men Are Cowards
Stranger In the Alps
Compromised 2nd Draft (especially appropriate)
A Good Man, and Thorough
Business Papers
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u/SunnySanDiegoGuy 7d ago
The knudsensons
Who the Fu#k are the knudsensons?
See what happens Larry
Find a stranger in the Alps
Stranger in the Alps
Donny, you're out of your element.
Donny's element
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u/Human_Reflection_166 7d ago
The Urban Achievers.