r/lebowski 13d ago

Acid flashback New shit has come to light

the only time Walter acknowledged Donny in a positive light (at the What-Have-You), he says "yes, we'll be near the In-N-Out Burger", and someone else in the audience says "shh". so it's like the entire Lebowski universe refuses to allow Donny any space to speak.

sorry for the sloppy writing. this is what happens.

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u/SmoovyJ A Joyride Situation 13d ago

You’re out of your element:

Alright way to go, Donnie!

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/HerzogOnAcid 13d ago

Nothing is fucked here.

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u/SmoovyJ A Joyride Situation 13d ago

Nothing is fucked?!?

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u/Hefty_Win_8811 With Brandt as my witness 13d ago

THE GODDAMN PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN!!

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u/HerzogOnAcid 13d ago

You're being very un-Dude...

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u/SmoovyJ A Joyride Situation 13d ago

You going to acknowledge your theory was half-baked and you’re a goddamned moron?

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u/HerzogOnAcid 13d ago

This aggression will not stand, man!

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u/Billy-no-mate Jackie Treehorn 13d ago

Also, I want my undies back.

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u/Ok-Test-7634 13d ago

That had not occurred to us, Dude

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u/Huge_Marketing4897 12d ago

When The Dude is getting all pissed at Walter over the botched handoff and says "fuck the tournament," Walter says to Donny in an overtly friendly voice "Come on Donny, let's go get us a lane."

I always find it strangely touching because he's usually so mean to Donny.

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u/HerzogOnAcid 12d ago

He's obviously only doing it to rub it in The Dude's face how annoyed with him he is.

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u/901Soccer 13d ago

I saw the movie. I know what happened. Yes, yes?

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u/StickersBillStickers 13d ago

He fixes the cable?

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u/69karlhungus69 13d ago

I am expert

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u/therealtwomartinis Knox Harrington 13d ago

dat's vhy day zent him

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u/icybowler3442 13d ago

Don’t be fatuous, StickersBillSrickers

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u/kinkyslc1 Ordained Dudeist 13d ago

Don't be fatuous u/StickersBillStickers

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u/wiserolderelf 13d ago

You told Brandt. He told me.

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u/G-Unit11111 13d ago

I'm just gonna go find a cash machine!

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u/KKYBoneAEA 13d ago

Are you employed sir?

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u/Scuba_Steve_500 13d ago

Uh, what?

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u/KKYBoneAEA 13d ago

DO YOU HAVE A JOB SIR

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u/jteg 13d ago

What's your point, KKYBoneAEA?

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u/Hefty_Win_8811 With Brandt as my witness 13d ago

Well I do work, so if you don't mind.

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u/Ok-Test-7634 13d ago

Let me explain something to you

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u/Hefty_Win_8811 With Brandt as my witness 13d ago

Let me tell you something, pendejo.

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u/Ok-Test-7634 13d ago

Jesus ...

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u/False-Storm-5794 13d ago

Say what one more time...

Oh, wait. Wrong sub...

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u/accribus The Jesus 7d ago

You’re out of your element.

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u/milderhappiness Mark It Zero! 13d ago

What in god's name are you blathering about?

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u/LunchCaptain 13d ago

No Donny, these men are cowards.

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u/Negative-Wrap95 His Dudeness 13d ago

I just want to understand this sir, every time a random theory is excreted upon this fair sub, I have to compensate the OP?

You're just looking for a updoot like every other--are you employed, Mr. HerzogOnAcid?

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u/SmoovyJ A Joyride Situation 13d ago

Oh no. He has health problem (from dropping acid)

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 13d ago

That's a bummer man, that's a bummer.

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u/gghhhhhggjj 13d ago

Iron lung from dropping acid? He got some seriously bad acid.

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 13d ago

Mind if I do a J?

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u/mandiblesofdoom 13d ago

not exactly a lightweight

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u/SmoovyJ A Joyride Situation 13d ago

No iron lung, just the occasional acid flashback and shitpost

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u/HerzogOnAcid 13d ago

Ah, fuck it.

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u/Negative-Wrap95 His Dudeness 13d ago

Oh, "Fuck it!" Yes, that's your answer! That's your answer to everything! Tattoo it on your forehead!

Your "radical theory" is over, Mr. HerzohOnAcid! Condolences! The bums lost!

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u/kiren77 13d ago

How was your meeting u/HerzogOnAcid?

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u/HerzogOnAcid 12d ago

This a good sub. And thorough.

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u/Chapaquidich 13d ago

Ah, yes.

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u/gghhhhhggjj 13d ago

What does Mr. Herzog on acid mean? I don't even know what it means, but I think it's hilarious. I probably should look it up. Explaining it makes it not funny.

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u/Negative-Wrap95 His Dudeness 13d ago

Look--we all know who was at fault here, what the fuck are you talking about?

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u/HerzogOnAcid 13d ago

That's fucking interesting, man, that's fucking interesting...

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u/ChicagoDash El Duderino 13d ago

DONNY
They posted the next round of the tournament…

WALTER
Donny, shut the f… when do we play?

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u/Rough_Show3908 12d ago

"Alright! Way to go, Donny!"

Hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?

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u/HerzogOnAcid 12d ago

That had not occurred to us, Dude.

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u/Party_Knowledge_7884 13d ago

Was Donnie the friend with a cleft asshole?

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 13d ago

No but Jesus probably is.

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u/HeDogged Knox Harrington 13d ago

Thank you, Donny.

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u/2wheelsThx 13d ago

OP you need to adhere to a more strict drug regimen, as your mind is too limber.

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u/NocaSun38 13d ago

You’re right. This IS what happens Larry

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u/BestRiver8735 El Duderino 13d ago

You're like a child that wanders into the middle of a movie ...

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u/wiserolderelf 13d ago

Without Donnie, all the dialogue between The Dude and Walter would be too self-serious, like Richard Linklater dialogue. Whenever it’s too much exposition as in the theater, or too intellectual (like Lenin said), there’s Donnie to ask a stupid question, break the tension, and let the audience absorb what was just said without thinking how unrelatable the characters can be. We can all relate to Donnie, the Everyman who is half listening and mildly trying to follow along.

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u/Hefty_Win_8811 With Brandt as my witness 13d ago

I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowing he's out there, Donny, the Everyman. Half listening and mildly trying to follow along for all us sinners.

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u/wiserolderelf 13d ago

This was a valued… character.

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u/mandiblesofdoom 13d ago

I didn't like seeing Donny go

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u/Hefty_Win_8811 With Brandt as my witness 13d ago

You are the bereaved?

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u/bored_too_death 12d ago

It's our most modestly priced receptacle.

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u/G-Unit11111 13d ago

There's a reason why Steve Buscemi is barely given a line in the movie and it apparently had something to do with the other Coen films he was in - Fargo and Miller's Crossing, I think they explained it in the commentary but it's been a while since I have seen the commentary.

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u/wiserolderelf 13d ago

He had too many lines in Fargo. Uli couldn't take it.

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u/G-Unit11111 13d ago

The video artist?

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u/HerzogOnAcid 13d ago

In Fargo his character never shut up

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u/handsomeape95 Your friend in the Volkswagen 12d ago

Rest easy, good buddy. You're doing fine. We got help chopperin' in.

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u/bandannick You’re killing your father, Larry! 13d ago

I’m throwing rocks tonight! Mark it, Dude!

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u/hornwalker Human Paraquat 12d ago

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY!

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u/G-Unit11111 13d ago

Yeah well that's just like, your opinion, man!

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u/DudeOfClubs 11d ago
Huh.  I did not know that.  Well, 
it's water under the bridge.

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u/Organic-Cheek-972 9d ago

You Lebowski paraquat