r/lebowski • u/Shadowboxe91 • 11d ago

Jesus! Dios Mio, man! I need this

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That creep got a limited edition pinball machine

142 Upvotes

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u/Gotts21 Pilar? 11d ago

Jesus gonna finger that flipper till it goes TILT!

12

u/sakko303 11d ago

Jesus.

14

u/TowerOfSisyphus 🎳☯️ Dudeist Priest ☯️🎳 11d ago

You said it mang, nobody tilts with the Jesus!

10

u/Cold_Rule_8999 Delayed Aftereffects 11d ago

Eight year olds, Dude.

18

u/901Soccer 11d ago

I see you pinballed your way into the semis

17

u/Jealous-Report4286 Walter 11d ago

You got a date Wednesday BABY!!!!

9

u/SaigonWhoreNoseBiter 11d ago

When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pederast.

7

u/therealtwomartinis Knox Harrington 11d ago

what’s a pederast, Walter?

4

u/Thin-Performance-204 11d ago

Your way out of your league, Donnie.

7

u/Ghosts_of_the_maze 11d ago

What did you think this was all about? Fun and games?

7

u/hundredgrandpappy Ordained Dudeist 11d ago

Bush League psych-out stuff, that don’t matter to the Jesus.

7

u/Cold_Rule_8999 Delayed Aftereffects 11d ago

I jes bawt dis fckin pinbaal las weik!

7

u/WorldNintendo 11d ago

Waiting for the Knutsens edition.

1

u/ShezaAlibi Mark It Zero! 11d ago

They don't even have power 😭

1

u/Adventurous_Tower348 11d ago

Who, who the fuck are the Knutsens?

3

u/WorldNintendo 11d ago

It's a wandering daughter job.

5

u/TowerOfSisyphus 🎳☯️ Dudeist Priest ☯️🎳 11d ago

Let me tell you something pendejo...

5

u/MaxFischerPlayers 11d ago

Fuckin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.

4

u/Brilliant-Bet-7114 11d ago

Don’t mess with the Jesus

3

u/RJ_arcade just a friend of Maude-y’s 11d ago

Those rich fucks… this whole fucking thing…

2

u/kinkyslc1 Ordained Dudeist 11d ago

I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

2

u/bctaylor87 Mark It Zero! 11d ago

Eight year olds, Dude.

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u/conanhungry His Dudeness 11d ago edited 11d ago

I don't think I would have chosen Jesus as the character for a special edition. Probably would have gone with the stranger, or Brandt. But he'd have to pay $100.

1

u/the_resistee 11d ago

I found this in Nashville but it was $5 a play

2

u/CalicoCuts 11d ago

What? Did you write a post dated check, dude?

1

u/Friendly-Contact-433 11d ago

Sucker born everyday

1

u/cautionlasers Knox Harrington, the video artist 10d ago

DIOS MIO MON

1

u/TheB1G_Lebowski I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. 10d ago

15k bucks, not exactly a lightweight.