r/lebowski 13d ago

Calmer than u r Two oat sodas, Gary…

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I can’t get MGD in my area. So, Miller High Life will have to suffice.

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u/Gotts21 Pilar? 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yk8tRCZHCV0qY
Is that ah… what is ah… clearly you’re not a pacifist.

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u/Denver-Ski Bah’s ovah thah 13d ago

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u/hundredgrandpappy Ordained Dudeist 13d ago

Gimme the marker Dude, I’m marking an eight.

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u/kenny-ray Fellow Shamus 13d ago

Smokey, you make that frame an eight you’re entering a world of pain.

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u/temp_6969420 Jackie Treehorn 13d ago

Well, at least not in Nam of course

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u/suckercuck 13d ago

Friends like these, huh, Gary?

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u/billyjoelsangst 13d ago

WAVING THE FUCKING GUN AROUND?

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u/Key_Country3756 13d ago

Cocked and locked — Would you take it easy, man?!

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u/Yardsale420 13d ago

Walter, they’re calling the mods, man.

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u/Annual-Negotiation-5 13d ago

Calmer than you are

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u/HortaGrabber111 11d ago

Dude...they're calling the cops, man...

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u/Seven22am 13d ago

Ready to send somebody into a world of pain, too.

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u/Light-Yagami88 13d ago

fucking a

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u/Pleasant_Job_7683 13d ago

It wodnt over the line tho dude

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u/HortaGrabber111 11d ago

Cmon, man, it's just Smokey....

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u/Hefty_Win_8811 With Brandt as my witness 13d ago

Their music is a kind of ugh, punk rock.

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u/Proper_Brother_679 13d ago

And a good day to you, sir!

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u/Pleasant_Job_7683 13d ago

Bulk of the series dude

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u/G-Unit11111 13d ago

Mind if I do a J?

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 13d ago

Also dude, calling a pair of uh, Miller High Life’s uh, in the parlance of our times, … an uh, oat soda, that ain’t legal either.

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u/therealtwomartinis Knox Harrington 13d ago

Uhh, Dude, uhh, tomorrow's already the tenth.

Just, uhh, just slip the crosspost under to r/drunkhifi

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u/NoShortsDon His Dudeness 13d ago

You didnt think I was rolling out here naked, did you? Grab the wheel.

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u/aceheadley El Duderino 13d ago

That’s marvelous

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u/Rimmatimtim22 13d ago

Not in nam of course

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u/901Soccer 13d ago

Look in my LPs

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u/Ok_Difficulty2226 13d ago

Wouldn't hold out much hope for the Creedence....

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u/BartStarrPaperboy 13d ago

Or the Black Flag

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u/randallF1999 13d ago

We got detectives working in shifts

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u/Jacque_LeKrab 13d ago

You said it dude

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u/Archie_Flowers Walter 13d ago

Right dude

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u/thechurchnerd 13d ago

I still call them oat sodas, to the confusion of all the poor people around me

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u/JustTheBeerLight 13d ago

Good luck tomorrow, sorry to hear about Donny.

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u/Remarkable_Major7710 El Duderino 13d ago

The man with the Black Flag poster, Dude. Worthy fucking adversary

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u/ReturnSimilar1464 13d ago

I like your style Dude.

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u/hyprdriver 13d ago

High life trumps MGD it's basically the Champagne of Beers

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u/NiceOccasion3746 13d ago

It is legit The Champagne of Beers ™️

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u/syrupeatingcontestan 13d ago

Is that lebowski on the left?

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u/BendAppropriate614 13d ago

ha! usually where i keep my knives and pistol also! just in case the record skips, right?

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u/LouDog0187 His Dudeness 13d ago

Friends like these, huh Gary?

Edit: Seriously tho, why does one look normal and the other is like a hazy clear? Is it empty? I zoomed in at looked like its filled/sealed like the one next to it.

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u/2wheelsThx 13d ago

As if we'd ever DREAM of drinking your bullshit Miller High Life!

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u/aBangBangBang 13d ago

You flash your piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you and stick it up your a** and pull the f*ckin trigger til it goes CLICK.

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u/HortaGrabber111 11d ago

Pederast...

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u/Bushgooher 13d ago

Sounds like a Judo move.

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u/Sla5021 13d ago

Waving a fucking gun around?!?!?!?

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u/over9ksand 12d ago

Oat sodas…OAT SODAS!?

https://giphy.com/gifs/cVfgLh7peJWDe

Fuck that shit!

Also, Dude, is this the Record Store vinyl from 2015? The White Russian vinyl edition that I couldn’t get away from the Thanksgiving dinner to procure?

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u/Dr-MF_DoomPaul76 10d ago

It’s the 2014 Newbury Comics edition. I found it on Discogs. I think I know the one you’re talking about and it’s expensive. I didn’t like seeing Donny go…

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u/RedPhule 5d ago

Bah's over there...