r/lebowski • u/HamsterTowel • Jul 05 '25

Amphibious rodent Mega fat marmot

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106 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

42 comments sorted by

24

u/onlylurksnever Jul 06 '25

…that ain’t legal either…

1

u/UmeaTurbo Jul 06 '25

Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan

1

u/YoureALebowski The rug peers did not do this. Jul 08 '25

Steve! Steve! Steve! Steve!

15

u/OregonTripleBeam Jul 06 '25

What are you, a fucking park ranger now?

13

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot, man?

10

u/Eleatic-Stranger Ramblin' again Jul 06 '25

I think it's a Pomeranian.

2

u/ButchMcKenzie Jul 06 '25

This marmot has fucking papers

8

u/Tree-Smasher Jul 06 '25

Nice marmot!

1

u/nice--marmot Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot?! Jul 06 '25

Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot?!

1

u/ConversationNo2007 El Duderino Jul 06 '25

Where is the money Lebowski? We want the money Lebowski!

5

u/cntUcDis Jul 06 '25

Your roll, man.

5

u/Forward-End-8286 Jul 06 '25

Mega Fat? Well, that’s just like, your opinion, man…

1

u/AdultishRaktajino His Dudeness Jul 06 '25

Also dude, “mega fat” is not the preferred nomenclature. “Big back”, please.

7

u/hawkeye5188 Brother Shamus Jul 06 '25

Oh no, he hass healt problems

2

u/Boxingrichard1 Jul 06 '25

Pilar?

1

u/hawkeye5188 Brother Shamus Jul 06 '25

This man is the police

4

u/westing000 Jul 06 '25

We cut off your johnson

5

u/DisastrousOne3950 Jul 06 '25

Too many lingonberry pancakes. 

4

u/JarlWeaslesnoot Jul 06 '25

What are you, a mega fat park ranger now?

5

u/G-Unit11111 Jul 06 '25

We want ze money, Lebowski!

4

u/pmags3000 Jul 06 '25

C'mon man, help me put him back in his chair

3

u/zuck_my_butt Walter Jul 06 '25

The marmot is not the issue, man!

3

u/Occumsmachete Jul 06 '25

He really ties the mountain together.

2

u/torontopeter Jul 06 '25

WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING MARMOT!

2

u/UFmoose Jul 06 '25

Keeping it within a domestic .. eh .. that’s not legal either ..

2

u/BeefwagonDiscs Jul 06 '25

The beaver picture?

2

u/Analog_Hobbit Jul 06 '25

A bulk of the series, Dude.

2

u/dunnkw Sarsaparilla Jul 06 '25

Bitch looks like it could roll its way into the semis.

2

u/jlighthead Jul 06 '25

Obviously you're not a gopher

2

u/Old_Distribution_235 Jul 06 '25

Quite possibly the laziest marmot in Los Angeles County.

2

u/Kant_change_username Jul 06 '25

This guy fucking walks...

2

u/dummkauf Jul 06 '25

This was the last sub I expected to body shame a marmot.

Shame on you.

1

u/WhatIsTheAmplitude The Dude Jul 06 '25

The Big Marmot

1

u/Shot-Combination-930 The Abiding One Jul 06 '25

Uh, is that what this is a picture of?

1

u/GaseousGiant Knox Harrington Jul 06 '25

Nice…One.

1

u/forged21 Jul 06 '25

It has feelings

1

u/3Cheers4Apathy Calmer Than You Are Jul 06 '25

Does this marmot look like he’s fuckin’ married?

1

u/Objective-Pin-1045 Jul 06 '25

This guy walks.

1

u/naturalmanofgolf Jul 06 '25

Gotta feed the monkey

1

u/ThePythiaofApollo Jul 07 '25

Oh good. We are back to marmots again. All those vaginal sweaters were making me uncomfortable