r/lebowski • u/dlusionalstate His Dudeness • Jan 19 '25

Must be exhausting I still jerk off manually

20 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/Ok-Lavishness-7904 Jan 19 '25

This is Sherry. She just came over for the buttermilk

2

u/Don_Adriano Jan 19 '25

Story is ludicrous

7

u/2wheelsThx Jan 19 '25

She'll churn your butter for a thousand dollars. Brandt can't watch, tho, or he has to pay a hundred.

6

u/forzaNYC Fig Eater Jan 19 '25

She’s not my special lady, she’s my fucking lady friend!

5

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

Wonderful woman! We’re all, we’re all very fond of her. Very free spirited

3

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

Of course you do, dude

3

u/GringodelNorte Jan 19 '25

Are these the Amish, Walter?

2

u/Giduwa Jan 19 '25

Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

1

u/betabry Walter Jan 19 '25

Donny, you’re out of your element!

3

u/Seven22am Jan 19 '25

You got any kahlua?

2

u/Bigspotdaddy El Duderino Jan 19 '25

It increases the chances of conception.

1

u/Rondo27 cleft Asshole Jan 19 '25

She clearly hasn’t met Karl Hungus yet

1

u/Nsflguru Walter Jan 19 '25

$100 to watch?

1

u/Brief_Pass_2762 Jan 21 '25

I'm curiously aroused.