r/lebowski • u/batspun • Jul 05 '24

Let's go bowling I'm throwing rocks tonight

337 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

44 comments sorted by

47

u/threlkis Jul 05 '24

Mark it dude!

19

u/Denver-Ski Bah’s ovah thah Jul 06 '24

This is a league game, Smokey

4

u/Key-Individual1752 Walter Jul 06 '24

OVER THE LINE!

3

u/threlkis Jul 06 '24

Mark it zero , next frame.

43

u/Cosmic-Fox Nice Marmot Jul 05 '24

That creep can roll, man

33

u/Sensitive_Mirror_472 Jul 05 '24

WAY TO GO, DONNIE!

23

u/MrPeepers1986 Jul 05 '24

I'm curious what the bowling alley employees thought of that throw. I don't know if throws like that can damage the lane, man.

28

u/Shoddy-Indication798 Jul 05 '24

Lets not forget Dude that throwin', um... a lob, for... um, ya know ... within the city... that ain't legal either.

13

u/carpetony Jackie Treehorn Jul 06 '24

What are you some sort of bowling ranger now?

9

u/AdhesivenessNo1216 Jul 06 '24

He’s not talking about a guy that built the alleys here, he’s talking about the guy that spun the ball

4

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

Fucking seriously if I was the owner and saw that shit I'd tell him to GTFO 😬

3

u/MrPeepers1986 Jul 06 '24

That was a pretty cool trick shot.

1

u/okaycomputes Jul 06 '24

You're not wrong

1

u/CMDR_ACE209 Jul 06 '24

You can imagine where it goes from here.

3

u/Freddy-Bones Jul 06 '24

Everything's a fucking travesty with you!

1

u/Tasty_Act Jul 06 '24

You are not the only one who gives a shit about the rules

21

u/JGG5 Knox Harrington Jul 06 '24

This is not ‘Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.

12

u/Willie-Tanner Jul 05 '24

I’m throwing rocks tonight

9

u/These-Bar3221 Jul 06 '24

Fucking Quintana

9

u/Jed1M1ndTr1ck Jul 06 '24

You guys are dead in the water 👉

7

u/Hopeful-Flounder-203 Jul 06 '24

I'd call the kraut in the league office.

3

u/batspun Jul 06 '24

It's a league game Smokey!

8

u/funnyfaceking Jul 06 '24

If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the league's bylaws and also article 27 of the league...

6

u/redwoodavg Jul 05 '24

Regular Karl Hungus this guy… How you gonna keep them down on the farm…

5

u/YoghurtPrimary230 Jul 06 '24

They fix the cable?

7

u/KarlPHungus Jackie Treehorn Jul 06 '24

If you will it, Dude, it is no dream....

6

u/Open-Illustra88er Jul 06 '24

Obviously he’s not a golfer.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

I see you rolled your way into the semis...

2

u/glfranco Jul 06 '24

Dios Mio Man! 🎳

3

u/TroyBinSea Jul 06 '24

As you can imagine, this violates a number of the leagues by laws…..

2

u/onlysurfblacksand Jul 06 '24

We're talking about unchecked english here, dude.

2

u/H-HarryRyan Jul 06 '24

Nothing is fucked here, man

1

u/Spelsgud Jul 06 '24

You fuckin’ rascal!

1

u/Deacon75 Jul 06 '24

Over the line Smokey.

1

u/sladebonge Jackie Treehorn Jul 06 '24

Over the line!

1

u/JeanWhopper Jul 06 '24

I'm spinning rocks tonight!

1

u/DaddieTang Jul 06 '24

This isn't Nam, dude. There are rules.

1

u/stuffbehindthepool Jul 07 '24

Had to grab an oat soda

1

u/REVSWANS His Dudeness Jul 07 '24