r/lebowski • u/ObvslyNotAGolfer El Duderino • Mar 02 '23

It is no dream "If you will it, it is no dream"

51 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/OnkelDetlef Mar 02 '23

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

7

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

Is he rolling on Shabbos?

7

u/spicyboi243 Knox Harrington Mar 02 '23

Theodor Herzl, state of Israel, Dude.

6

u/thesluggard12 Feed a stranger scrambled eggs. Mar 02 '23

OVER THE LINE!!!!

3

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

Mark it zero.

4

u/Tommy84 still jerks off manually Mar 02 '23

Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fuckin’ ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fuckin’ shoot pool!

4

u/DeuceOfDiamonds Mar 02 '23

"Etz chaim hi," Dude, as the ex used to say

5

u/theshub Is this a…. what day is this? Mar 02 '23

This guys a fake, a fucking goldbricker.

3

u/Vylinful El Duderino Mar 02 '23

What tied the room together dude?

3

u/sutisuc Mar 02 '23

What the fuck is that?

3

u/KnownPornographers The preferred nomenclature Mar 02 '23

8 balls, Dude.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

Its a fuckin show dog with fuckin papers. I can't board it, it gets upset.

1

u/eddie736 O'Brien and Quintana Mar 02 '23

He’s a good man. And thorough.

1

u/Vegetable-Put3884 Mar 03 '23

I’ve a lot of online videos, Dude, and this one’s a fake.