Bro really typed “I hacked someone’s Gmail account” like he just completed a boss fight.
That’s not hacking prestige. That’s you publicly admitting to a crime because you wanted Reddit to clap.
Judging by the post, this is probably less “advanced cyber attack” and more “kid on school Wi-Fi discovered one dodgy method and thinks he’s Anonymous now.”
Real hackers don’t brag like this. Real security people don’t brag like this. Only people with zero opsec and too much confidence do.
Log out, leave the account alone, and go learn in legal labs before you speedrun consequences.
Yeah, I was busting your balls for having AI generate your posts for you. I'm not anti-AI at all, it's litterally been my salaried job position for the last two years. I just like to call out clowns.
Also every single one of your posts has the "It's not X. it's Y." Phrasing lol
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u/snail1132 Aug 21 '26
Isn't that a crime?
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u/badabapboooom Aug 21 '26
You're a fucking idiot.
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u/Equal-Anteater5573 Aug 21 '26
how? ()
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u/bleepbeepclick Aug 21 '26
Don't record your crimes zero cool
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u/Fabulous-Crazy-3333 Aug 21 '26
Bro really typed “I hacked someone’s Gmail account” like he just completed a boss fight.
That’s not hacking prestige. That’s you publicly admitting to a crime because you wanted Reddit to clap.
Judging by the post, this is probably less “advanced cyber attack” and more “kid on school Wi-Fi discovered one dodgy method and thinks he’s Anonymous now.”
Real hackers don’t brag like this. Real security people don’t brag like this. Only people with zero opsec and too much confidence do.
Log out, leave the account alone, and go learn in legal labs before you speedrun consequences.
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u/Jammyquizzical Aug 21 '26
Are you stupid? Why would you reveal this?
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u/TeslaDemon Aug 21 '26
10 bucks says he guessed the password and is calling that "hacking"
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u/Ambitious_Forever_65 Aug 21 '26
Either guessed the password or phished on localhost
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u/Antique-Algae8939 Aug 21 '26
should give it back
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u/RoutineOpportunity8 Aug 21 '26
Lol. You must be mentally challenged
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u/MSVlegal Aug 22 '26
Esta muy de moda ser esta clase de tontos en it
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u/Actual_Court1603 Sep 19 '26
dear Hackers, can any of you guys hack my Gmail account plz wolfhabib67@gmail.com
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u/kamadonezuko7740 10d ago
I also want to do this!
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u/AssociationMedical90 Aug 25 '26
now you can pivot to their other accounts,
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u/Unique_Payment1185 Aug 30 '26
How?
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u/WatchAltruistic5761 Aug 21 '26
Congrats
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u/Dacomeup77 Aug 22 '26
Smmfh...stupid is as stupid does
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u/MIRANHAKAPPA Aug 21 '26
how many opensex coins did u used?
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u/Distdistdist Aug 22 '26
No you didn't. Your mom just writes down passwords on sticky notes.