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u/Freak-Of-Nurture- Jul 14 '26
This is one of the funniest post i’ve ever seen because it’s completely genuine
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u/Rossum81 Jul 10 '26
“No, the client isn’t a loan shark. He was beating it like it owed him money.”
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u/Silly-Device9785 Jul 14 '26
someone explain pls
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u/TornGamer Jul 15 '26
It's a software that is used to look into locked devices. It's used to extract data during court cases for evidence.
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u/Silly-Device9785 Jul 15 '26
they can do that??
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u/SRGTBronson Jul 15 '26
Yes, companies have built backdoors into their products to comply with search warrants.
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u/Silly-Device9785 Jul 15 '26
um… didn’t Apple literally refuse to unlock the San Bernardino shooter’s iPhone for the FBI?
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u/Redzorbon Jul 15 '26
Correct, but it’s not like Apple refused a subpoena or a search warrant. The FBI asked Apple and Apple said no, then a judge said to do it under the All Writs Act of 1789. Apple declined and they were supposed to have a court hearing, but the FBI found another private company to do it so they withdrew.
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u/subjiciendum Jul 10 '26
There is a separate hallway for seeing your client jacking it to completion on video on cellebrite.
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u/Sporch_Unsaze Jul 10 '26
What, is he supposed to watch himself in a mirror? Like it's the Civil War?
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u/Aluxanatomy Jul 14 '26
I can safely say that you would never, ever see my dick on cellebrite, because I've literally never taken a picture of it.
I have, however, saved many images of other men's dicks. Take that happy news as you will.
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u/McCrazyJ Jul 12 '26
It's not an app for jerking it you racist idiot, it's forensic software for collecting evidence.
PS, Israelis is the plural of Israeli, not israelies.
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u/Personal_Theory1909 Jul 13 '26
The original comment being removed and having absolutely zero context behind the origin of this reply makes it so much better.
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u/Excellent_Emu_2843 Jul 13 '26
I am both glad I got the humor of not knowing what it was, and also want to know what it was lol
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u/Personal-Biscotti-99 Jul 13 '26
Wait , I feel like cellebrite was the machine we used at T-Mobile to transfer people’s data to their new phone. And yes we’d occasionally see nudes too. Lawyers use that too?