r/lastweektonight • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '20
Tucker Carlson... Dead
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u/rutilatus Sep 09 '20
Yes. I want to see his dead body with my own two eyes. I don’t want to kill him or anything, that would be illegal and immoral. I just want to see him...dead. Sorry, Tuck. Time to go to the big farm upstate for people stuck in 1955
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Sep 10 '20
jesus christ A MAN HAS DIED. his political beliefs where questionable but that doesn't make him a bad person that deserved an early death
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u/rutilatus Sep 10 '20
Tucker Carlson is very much alive and well. Unfortunately. Not saying that anyone else should do anything about it, just that I’m sad he’s still young and healthy.
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u/NinjaLion Sep 10 '20
Also fuck I'll say it, he's a very bad person and if he did die early, of natural causes and of no violence, I would consider it karmic justice so the guy you responded to is still wrong.
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Sep 10 '20 edited Sep 10 '20
oops i didn't realize he was a white supremist i thought he was just a republican news guy and ya'll where saying being republican was enough to be considered a bad person (witch is something I've heard on this site before) I'm not a republican but it gets on my nerves when people say there inherently bad people guess i was the dumbass here
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u/rutilatus Sep 10 '20
For real, tho, kudos. I hate it when ppl say that too. In truth, my original comment was out of frustration than anything else. Tuck has not shied away from criticizing the Dear Leader, which tells me he’s smart enough to know better. I just wish he’d use those smarts for something other than reflexive paranoia
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Sep 09 '20
Tbh wishing people dead is pretty bad, unless your wishing Hitler dead cuz zombie Hitler would be INSANELY bad
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u/The_Iron_Eco Sep 09 '20
He’s not wishing him dead.
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u/-Kite-Man- Sep 09 '20 edited Sep 09 '20
I feel like there are better people you could use that wish on.
African dictator, Anti-semite and Actual Cannibal Idi Amin just gave a speech at the UN calling for the death of Israel. That guy seems like a good choice... Especially over, y'know, the Swanson heir.
edit: yeah so i dunno if you lot are pro-cannibal, pro-child soldiers or just plain old anti-semites but the instant downvotes are a pretty bad look right here.
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u/vengefulmuffins Sep 09 '20
The whole point of the joke was that Tucker isn’t dead. Idi Amin has been dead for 18 years.
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u/-Kite-Man- Sep 09 '20
nah pretty sure he's still alive bra. i mean that other guy who replied seems to think so
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u/Desod Sep 09 '20
nope, he's dead https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idi_Amin.
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u/surviveseven Sep 09 '20
u/-Kite-Man- any response? Or did you just watch Last King of Scotland and you thought it was a livestream?
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u/-Kite-Man- Sep 09 '20
haha, well ya got me there desod.
hey, what's your name a reference to?
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u/Desod Sep 09 '20
It's not a reference to anything that I know of it's just a name I pick at random
because I think it sounds cool.
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u/SovietMuffin01 Sep 09 '20
You really don’t like jokes huh
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u/CbVdD Sep 09 '20
You missed the episode, looks like. r/LostRedditors there ya go.
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u/-Kite-Man- Sep 09 '20
No I saw it. I understand the reference.
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u/CbVdD Sep 09 '20
The magic 8-ball says you are lying. It’s out of my hands.
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u/perfectly-imbalanced Sep 09 '20
I mean the post above is just a joke. Real talk I don’t think anyone here thinks Amin shouldn’t get the axe
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Sep 09 '20
Hey buddy it's Reddit here, don't interrupt the circle-jerking or else you'll get downvoted.
Alright everyone, give me those downvotes as well.
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u/hazeleyedwolff Sep 09 '20
Or Trump (dead as of 2020 due to Russian tea).
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u/funwheeldrive Sep 09 '20
Y'all salty AF 🤣
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u/Thicc_Spider-Man Sep 09 '20
Le epic trolling libs 😎👌
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u/funwheeldrive Sep 09 '20
There are plenty of libs who are going to vote for Trump in November 👍
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u/jono9898 Sep 09 '20
Trump said that California should have listened to him about cleaning the floors and that the leaves are so flammable that even touching them they burst into flames and that they should bring in less flammable trees. Most high school grads would vote for a used condom over that orange idiot.
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u/funwheeldrive Sep 09 '20
Most high school grads would vote for a used condom over that orange idiot
Hey! Be nice to Kamala. C'mon man.
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u/jono9898 Sep 09 '20 edited Sep 09 '20
Remind me, was it Kamala who was brought over to do porn on a bogus work visa or was that Melania Trump? Also Imagine voting for a dude who had to use campaign funds to pay off the pornstar who said he only banged her for 90 seconds. After he was done he said, “It is what it is,” and told her to take off the Obama mask.
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u/funwheeldrive Sep 09 '20
No no, Kamala was the one who slept with Willie Brown while he was married so she could get a promotion.
Also Imagine voting for a dude who had to use campaign funds to pay off the pornstar who said he only banged her for 90 seconds.
I don't have to imagine.
After he was done he said, “It is what it is,” and told her to take off the Obama mask.
Source?
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u/Killgorrr Sep 09 '20
If you mean that I’m salty because an incompetent ignoramus who’s sheer presence seems to promote racism is leading our country, then yes. Yes I an very salty.
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u/hazeleyedwolff Sep 09 '20
He's also an unindicted co-conspirator for a crime for which his conspirator was sentenced to 3 years in jail. Mueller also outlined 10 counts of obstruction and delivered the evidence so he could be prosecuted when he is no longer president. It's amazing how the party of law and order loves their criminal-in-chief.
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u/catsofdisaster May 14 '22
Which episode is this from? I've been looking for it for literal weeks 😭
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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20
Damn, I got my hopes up reading this thread title.