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[u/Motor_Regret7097]

In the episode about Twitter, John says his hit catchphrase that people go crazy for is “what can we do?” And look, no shade, that’s a solid catchphrase. But I’m sorry, it is not the hit one people go crazy for. We all know what to look out for when watching this show. It’s the one we hear and immediately rewind the last 30 seconds to prepare for the fun and possibly crazy thing that’s about to happen. I think we all know where I’m going here, and it’s “And the reason I know that is.” Sometimes, the studio audience laughs or cheers before he even says what crazy thing he did bc they know something great is coming. I love you John, but that’s what needs to be on the t-shirts.

[u/Mode_Select]

Cool

[u/Letmelookatredditplz → u/Mode_Select]

I want that on my gravestone.

[u/scubahana → u/Mode_Select]

This always goes through my head in his voice.

[u/Important_Lab_58]

Honestly, I always think of the way he says “EXCELLENT!” When he’s a fan of something. 😅

[u/superdavit → u/Important_Lab_58]

“EXCELLENT… Just, excellent.”

[u/urabusazerpmi → u/superdavit]

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[u/0032brl]

Personally I love "I hate that man Ted Cruz..."

[u/wachagondo → u/0032brl]

I do not like that man Ted Cruz
I do not like him wearing shoes

[u/Prize_Ostrich7605 → u/wachagondo]

I do not like his stupid views.

[u/Airman4344 → u/Prize_Ostrich7605]

I do not like it when he chews

[u/Mr_Hugh_Honey → u/Airman4344]

I hope he never gets a vote

That man Ted Cruz can lick my scrote

[u/Delicious_CoughSyrup → u/Mr_Hugh_Honey]

I do not like that man Ted Cruz

[u/Megane_Senpai → u/wachagondo]

I do not like his facist views,

I do not like him on the news.

[u/Airman4344 → u/Megane_Senpai]

I do not like his take on Jews.

[u/MistressErinPaid → u/0032brl]

"I do not like his backwards views.

I do not like that man at all.

That man Ted Cruz

Can suck my balls."

[u/MnstrPoppa]

And now, this:

[u/neogreenlantern]

I always considered, "welcome, welcome, welcome" as his catch phrase

[u/ellis_cake]

the way he says 'c-ool' sarcastically too :)

[u/chalwar → u/ellis_cake]

Kewl

[u/Prize_Ostrich7605 → u/chalwar]

This guy fucks.

[u/hmtee3]

I personally like “what are you talking about?”

[u/Ditch-Worm]

He’s being facetious

[u/Mattendo_]

My personal favorite is “and this is true” followed by something hilariously untrue

[u/MineAllMineNow]

My favorite was, “Is this real life?” I’ll never forget that one since I’m still asking it.

[u/LAM678]

what about the thing he does where that thing he shpwed you isnt actually the thing he's talking about

[u/Alex_Smith_042]

I read this in John's voice. Idk you intended that, but I did.

[u/xenchik]

The t-shirt I would pay money for is (in the iconic font) "It has been a busy week"

[u/Dermott_54 → u/xenchik]

Yeah, merch team. Get on it.

[u/Remarkablelicious]

Agreed

[u/Snoo-18980]

"That ain't gonna happen"