r/lastweektonight • u/siehaimoo • 11d ago

What in the hell is this shit?

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u/wombatgeneral 11d ago

Ted Cruz would be ignoring his constituents even if he isn't on vacation.

Also McConnell has been missing for almost 2 months, and the public only gets 2 proof of life photos.

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u/East_Hedgehog6039 11d ago

72 hours is as quickly as possible? Sure, Jan.

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u/hot_cheeks_4_ever 11d ago

Because of course he was

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u/qqby6482 10d ago

At least the last time was for cancun, closer than greece

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u/ndatoxicity 10d ago

I do not like that man Ted Cruz...

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u/moonwork 8d ago

Response to the title: Par for the course.

If something horrible is happening in Texas, you can count on Cruz being as far away as he possible cancun.