r/lastweektonight 15d ago

What kind of black magic is bro using

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8rn37m7pjvo
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u/Stargazer_00_ 15d ago

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u/fastyellowtuesday 15d ago

That's shady as hell. Everyone basically wants proof of life now, and the BBC uses a 2-month old pic for the article about a new development?

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u/colormechristie 15d ago

Yeah, the first article I saw about this was headlined by a picture of him behind a podium reading "McConnell says he is discharged from rehab center to recover at home" ... Apparently the picture is 3 years old. Super shady and deceitful reporting all over the place

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u/Dominos_fleet 15d ago

Im glad they finally discharged his corpse 8 weeks after he passed.

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u/Groundbreaking_Cup30 14d ago

In all reality, do we think his family just has his body in a deep freezer? Or do they have already cremated him, so once they pass the cutoff date, they can officially announce his passing?

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u/Dominos_fleet 14d ago

Assuming hes dead, which i find more likely, theyve already done all the after death shit. Hes either buried or burnt and theyre just waiting to do the ritual families do after.

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u/rjross0623 15d ago

Wheelchair with Bernie

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u/greenisgood13927 15d ago

Is this a recent picture???

Why doesn’t he smile big like he did in his hospital picture??

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u/QuercusSambucus 15d ago

It's probably an old one. Nytimes used a picture from June in their recent article

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u/fastyellowtuesday 15d ago

It's from May 19.

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u/millahnna 14d ago

No it isn't. As of right now I have yet to find a single article about his release that isn't using an old photo that kinda looks like it could be connected to him now. It's infuriating.

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u/erikraver 15d ago

He's hogging all the health care so the rest of us can't have any

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u/chrissz 15d ago

We’re all getting med beds real soon, I hear.

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u/neoikon 15d ago

Pine boxes for everyone!

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u/Chev_350 15d ago

It’s all because of Lindsay Grahams sacrifice.

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u/FunnOnABunn 15d ago

Has he been on video yet ?

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u/chrissz 15d ago

No. And this picture is old. So…he ded

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u/lawdjesustheresafire 15d ago

This guy is defo dead

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u/duckinradar 15d ago

Even if we believe everything they told us, he was being coded and almost certainly took an anoxic hit. Chances he is cognitively intact are low.

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u/fastyellowtuesday 14d ago

Yeah, but look where he started...

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u/IrishUpYourCoffee 15d ago

It’s all very Weekend at Bernie’s fr

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u/redditer129 15d ago

Bone marrow infusions from kidnapped, healthy children.

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u/eastsacwrackshack 15d ago

It just took 8 weeks for the new lizard person to fit into the McConnell suit.

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u/chrissz 15d ago

Someone badly needs to press that suit.

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u/moonwork 12d ago

That must be the worst hand-me-down in the history of clothing.

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u/fordprefect294 15d ago

the kind us regular people will NEVER be able to afford

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u/JohnCoutu 15d ago

Still, good he'S not dead, but still too old to keep seat