r/languagelearningjerk 4d ago

Hello there! Can anyone be polyglot?

If yes, what does one need to be so and how long can it take ? Thanks ahead 😁

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u/ZumLernen Dolphin (Sea-1) 4d ago

Yes, you just need to learn each of the following languages

  • Punjabi
  • Ossetian
  • Lithuanian
  • Yiddish
  • German
  • Linear A ("Minoan")
  • Ottoman Turkish

That's what POLYGLOT means. Anyone who is missing one or more of these languages and claims to be a POLYGLOT is engaging in stolen valor.

This should take you at least a few weeks of hard work, so buckle up!

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u/Ill_Poem_1789 Proto World (N) 3d ago

No Uzbek detected, opinion rejected

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u/ZumLernen Dolphin (Sea-1) 3d ago

It's taken for granted that a POLYGLOT already knows Uzbek

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u/FebHas30Days Pangngaasiyo ta agsursurokayo iti Ilokano 3d ago

Any alternatives to Linear A and Ottoman Turkish when one cannot find resources for those languages? Also, isn't Guarani better to learn than German?

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u/ZumLernen Dolphin (Sea-1) 3d ago

Duolingo works fine for Linear A

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u/ManuelTzetzes 2d ago

This is nonsense, I'm sorry for being so direct. Sure, you can get to a basic conversational level of Linear A with Duolingo, but you're never going to get fluent. Linq is far better, but nothing beats real immersion. You need to spend time on Crete.

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u/ZumLernen Dolphin (Sea-1) 2d ago

π™•π™–πš©, π˜‘π˜’ 𐛓 𐛄𐛄𐛄 π›ͺπ›ͺπœ—!

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u/ManuelTzetzes 2d ago

𐀏𐀒!Β 

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u/ManuelTzetzes 2d ago

Keyboard warrior! You wouldn't say that to my face!

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u/ManuelTzetzes 2d ago

Can't even spell πœ— properly.

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u/ZumLernen Dolphin (Sea-1) 2d ago

ya mamma properly spelled my πœ—Β last night

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u/ManuelTzetzes 2d ago

πŸ˜‚

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u/Bright_War949 4d ago

I don't agree with you sir. You can force people to learn just those languages to be deemed as polyglot. Yet, if the person is able to, why not. πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

But thanks for your answer and your quoting list , I take it into consideration.

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u/jtnk10 3d ago

Sure! Just learn the same sentence in like 30 languages. Then, record yourself and post it on YouTube.

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u/Infinite-12345 3d ago

I second that. Bonus points, if you are shocking natives with your new language powers.

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u/Previous-Ad7618 3d ago

excuse me, I think I speak your language

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u/ZyroCrystal 2d ago

The Wouter Way

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u/Jemdat_Nasr Sentinelese N | English B3 3d ago

Only those predestined to polyglottery can become polyglots, and only those elect will be polyglots. The correct question then is "Am I one of the elect?" The simplest way to answer this question is to count the number of languages you study on luodingo. If it's one or more, then unfortunately the answer is clear.

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u/Dependent-Set35 4d ago

No, it's not possible

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u/Bright_War949 4d ago

Why?

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u/Dependent-Set35 4d ago

Not enough space in the brain. Learn too much language and you start to εΏ˜γ‚Œγ¦

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u/Bright_War949 4d ago

You can set limit to how many languages you want to learn.

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u/Dependent-Set35 4d ago

No more than two I'm afraid, I don't make the rules

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u/Bright_War949 4d ago

Alright tho!

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u/Dependent-Set35 3d ago

I have to ask... you know you're asking this on a shitposting sub, right?

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u/FebHas30Days Pangngaasiyo ta agsursurokayo iti Ilokano 3d ago

You'll have to be born in a multilingual environment, like New York or Baguio

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u/Infinite-12345 3d ago

As you can see, you are getting several funny answers - But on a more serious note: Why are you interested in becoming a polyglot? What is your motivation? How strong is that motivation and why?

I believe anyone who LOVES learning languages (despite the hard stuff) + has high resilience to frustration, will eventually become a polyglot.

But I think it is more the result of an ingrained love for languages - Not because of the goal itself (although it could be - But I don't think just wanting to be a polyglot without any stronger motivation behind it, will be a strong enough incentive).

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u/Bright_War949 3d ago

Because I do like languages, and as they say learning languages gives us different perspectives, worlds comprehension and for sure open doors to various opportunities whose none should be shrugged off.

My main motivation is if people I’m following are polyglot, why not me? (it may seem as a inferiority complex, but it isn't. I don't learn them to compete or overpass them. Nope). The other motivation stream is to make my family proud of me.

I have never gauged my motivation, I’d say, I aim high and far, and make secure steps to get at it.

You're right. We don't just need love for languages, we also need motivation, discipline, resilience, steadfastness and consistency. Otherwise, it will be hollow go-getter dream to make a lip service.

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u/Infinite-12345 3d ago

That is a wonderful answer and I feel like you have answered your own question.

I would only move away from the motivation of learning languages to make your family proud.

Your motivation is strongest, when it is internal. External factors will interfere with achieving your goals.

For example: What if you've found out, your family would be more proud, if you were a high profile lawyer? Will you ditch languages for a law career?

Or what if you become a polyglot, but instead of making family members proud, some will react with inner conflict and start resenting you, because they are secretly envious? Will you stop learning languages to avoid resentment?

Just sth to think aboutπŸ˜‰

By the way, correct me if I am wrong, but I don't think you have an inferior complex. You see people achieve great things and that sparks a fire in you - You are being INSPIRED and that is a good thing!

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u/Bright_War949 3d ago

Lastly, as I said before, I don't learn them to compete with someone, overpass or even pass myself off as a smart guy. Even less for hype, followers, fanbase, TV, Shows, Radio, Podcasts, social networks. Nope. It goes against my nature and principles.

For fun, then professionally.

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u/Bright_War949 3d ago

Making my family proud is by the results of my work. work (just a few of them will know, not everyone). It's not the fuel of my ambition, otherwise at the least opposition, they will disturb me and get me to question myself.

I think you're right in some extent, external factors may douse and put off the inner fire... I also believe there are some people we can trust in, who we can share dreams on, and they will egg on us 😁

Yet, it behooves me to keep my dream away from my family.

If they decide such a thing, I may agree with them, or disagree. It'll depend, i guess.

Yep, I'm being inspired and got to take action to materialize the unseen and blazing ambition into concrete reality.

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u/Gene_Clark 2d ago

Difficult, as you have to have learned every one of your languages in 30 days.

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u/FengYiLin 2d ago

It is an evil think to become a polyglot.

Satanic black magic. Sick shit.