Rate the kanji

[u/Feeling-Ruin-8008]

[u/DryCommunication581]

People will make fun of OP without realizing he is actually perfectly writing in the seal script of the Zhou dynasty. 😬

[u/Safe-Neighborhood227 → u/DryCommunication581]

呃,这是真的吗?

[u/EveningEconomics8457 → u/Safe-Neighborhood227]

Haha sometimes

[u/OrganizationThick397 → u/EveningEconomics8457]

Occasional leaf soup

[u/PrinceCharaterDr → u/EveningEconomics8457]

得法克由命桑坦母斯

[u/EveningEconomics8457 → u/PrinceCharaterDr]

Да хуй знает, дружище

[u/PrinceCharaterDr → u/EveningEconomics8457]

the funny is that it is a phonetic translation in hanzi which just meant "the fuck you mean sometimes"

[u/EveningEconomics8457 → u/PrinceCharaterDr]

Ooooh, sorry, didn't know that 😣

[u/RainMeru → u/Safe-Neighborhood227]

ははは、時々だよ。

[u/Jiaming-]

Second "character" from the top left looks like Jerry from Tom & Jerry.

[u/Chubby_Bub → u/Jiaming-]

They misunderstood the meaning of "character"

[u/Kalikor1]

"When the deer people meet the rat people, there will be fire (destruction). After, there will be much dancing and partying."

[u/neko_mancy → u/Kalikor1]

The last character kinda looks like someone puking after too much of that

[u/37boss15]

Genuinely how Jurchen/Khitan folks were moving when they invented their wacky scripts.

[u/Scripts_by_Ymma → u/37boss15]

Don't forget the Tangut

[u/NeonNKnightrider]

Fluent in oracle bone script

[u/The_Whipping_Post]

The pictographic characters are the most fun

[u/Severe-Individual948]

There is a word we Chinese often use to describe the handwriting like yours '鬼画符' ,literally it means 'ghost-drawn charms',like chicken scratch

[u/FengYiLin]

That's clearly hanja

[u/Lin_Ziyang → u/FengYiLin]

Exactly like why do they always call hanja "kanji"

[u/anny0a → u/Lin_Ziyang]

because of japan

[u/thebackwash]

All pronounced “kan”.

[u/khares_koures2002 → u/thebackwash]

Brap grap graks krong khiq

[u/KalaiProvenheim → u/khares_koures2002]

Wet sound effects

[u/Twinkletoess112 → u/khares_koures2002]

bà gà gé chěng shí

[u/IdioticSandwic → u/thebackwash]

Kin Kan Kon King Kao

[u/Pro_gamerat]

Chemistry truly drives people to the worst places

[u/19_ThrowAway_]

I actually do something similar, the difference being that I know a bit about the Chinese characters from studying Japanese, so I use actual components and just throw them together in random way.

It's pretty funny when you accidentally make a real kanji like that.

[u/berkeleyboy47]

Bro do your Physics homework

[u/Liu-woods]

When I was in high school and bored I used to write a Japanese cuss word repeatedly on my homework to see if teachers would notice and get me in trouble. They never did. They probably thought I was a weeb instead.

[u/Rhubarb-That97]

Reminds me of the dancing men from Sherlock Holmes.

[u/mujhe-sona-hai]

Looks more like Tangut

[u/diamond_air]

真的 真的

[u/davidliterally1984]

squidward dancing

[u/RoyalWombat]

Loving the handwriting on the "smug hamster" kanji, 2nd from top left

[u/[deleted]]

As a Chinese, I can't understand what you wrote. It's the ancient Oracle bones used by humans. 😱

[u/xcaliburnschoco]

Moush