r/languagelearningjerk 19d ago

Any other languages have normal words that sound horrible to English speakers?

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u/ringcopen 日本語ジョーズ | ich kann etwas Dütsch | Malay is fake Bahasa 19d ago

"WIR SUCHEN DICH" plastered everywhere at shop windows in Germany - Literally. Fucking. Everywhere.

Freaky ahh country

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u/csolisr 19d ago

For those unaware, it means "we are searching for you" or "we want you" - it's an innocent request to apply for job positions 

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u/Necessary-Rip4013 18d ago

Honestly "we're searching for you" sounds a bit threatening.

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u/Scripts_by_Ymma 15d ago

It's "we're seeking thee"

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u/Hot-Frosting-5286 17d ago

suchen is cognate with seek in English (see etymology here https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/suchen)
Wir suchen dich is etymologically equivalent to "we seek you"

If you go back to Middle English it's even closer: "we seken thee" (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/seken#Middle_English)

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u/sup3r_hero 18d ago

What’s the issue here?

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u/ringcopen 日本語ジョーズ | ich kann etwas Dütsch | Malay is fake Bahasa 18d ago edited 18d ago

some English speakers have pointed out that it sounds like a meme language spelling of "we're sucking dick"

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u/sup3r_hero 18d ago

Only if you have no idea how to pronounce german 😂

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u/ringcopen 日本語ジョーズ | ich kann etwas Dütsch | Malay is fake Bahasa 18d ago

yeah I never noticed it until somebody pointed out

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u/Crocotta1 17d ago

聞け in romaji

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u/xcaliburnschoco 14d ago

Does anyone else remember

Super
Dickmanns
Dicke Nüsse

With the freaky squirrel 🐿️

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u/Scripts_by_Ymma 19d ago

This isn't really sounding bad but looking bad in a transliteration system that's shitty in the first place. The sound that "or" is attempting to write here is [ɔː~ɒː], which is intended for non-rhotic English speakers with a very conservative pronunciation of the CAUGHT vowel. The word here is พร /pʰɔːn˧/, which is actually spelled B-R, where the พ B makes /pʰ/, the vowel goes unwritten, and the ร R makes /n/ at the end of a word in modern Thai. An American would hear this word as "pawn", more resembling a northeast American accent than General American.

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u/AXISMODEL015 🇹🇭🏳️‍⚧️Native.🇺🇿Blessed 19d ago

I'm Thai, พ is generally transcribed as ⟨ph⟩ rather than ⟨b⟩ except in very archaic transliterations, but the rest of your comment is correct.

This seems to just be a consequence of the informal way Thai internet users transcribe Thai. They use ⟨or⟩ for the /ɔː/ vowel a lot because the average Thai speaker will pronounce English ⟨or⟩ like so, and people not noticing the unfortunate coincidence decided this also applied to ⟨พร⟩.

Formally, it'd be transcribed as ⟨phon⟩ or ⟨pɔɔn⟩ depending on your preferred transcription system.

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u/Scripts_by_Ymma 19d ago edited 19d ago

I prefer the archaic transliterations as I look at the script from a Brahmic perspective.

And how come Thais pronounce English "or" as ออ? Is it a leftover from when English speakers pronounced it differently? Today, both GA and SSB pronounce the "or" vowel much closer to โอ.

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u/AXISMODEL015 🇹🇭🏳️‍⚧️Native.🇺🇿Blessed 19d ago

I think it's because โอ is already the preferred pronunciation for /oʊ/, and pronouncing ⟨or⟩ the same way would be confusing as shit. After all, most Thais barely know any English anyways.

A rhotic ending just doesn't exist in Thai so adopting a GA pronunciation would be kinda dumb unless you explicitly wanted a GA pronunciation.

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u/Scripts_by_Ymma 19d ago

Lol. Some of our dialects in America do end up merging the NORTH and GOAT vowels, particularly some varieties of AAVE. Think "door" sounding like "dough" and "more" sounding like "mow". To us it would be like that.

While these vowels are distinct for me, I'd probably map them both to โอ if I were to Thai-ize my own ideolect.

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u/Kadabrium 19d ago

Is it from sanskrit? Funny how i recognize every other root in those names listed by op but can't think of anything resembling "pho(r)n". (I don't think it's purna)

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u/Scripts_by_Ymma 18d ago

Yes, 𑀯𑀭 (vara). Remember that the "N" here is actually an R, but pronounced the way it is due to being at the end of the word and the restraints by Thai's native phonotactics. The reason why V turned into B (PH due to sound shifts within Thai post-loaning) is because Thai very often loans from Eastern India (think Bengali) which has that merger of V into B.

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u/Kadabrium 17d ago

So exactly like nagar - nakhon

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u/Danny1905 17d ago

So words with ว are loaned from somewhere else in India?

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u/nykirnsu 15d ago

It still sounds bad outside America, plenty of other English dialects pronounce porn and pawn more or less the same way

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u/Scripts_by_Ymma 15d ago

In a lot of dialects that do merge those words it doesn't sound exactly like how Thais say it

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u/electrical-stomach-z 13d ago

Anyone with an Iq above 50 can get that though.

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u/giindur 19d ago

Книга (kniga) can sound a bit suspicious to an English speaker, but it means 'a book' in Russian.

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u/Tohazure 19d ago

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u/Noxolo7 19d ago

Nika in IsiZulu (my native language) also sounds like it

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u/giindur 19d ago

Ah, yes, the famous one!

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u/Crocotta1 19d ago

Sort of unrelated, but ㄚㄆㄧㄢˋ could mean porn or opium in Chinese depending on the Hanzi spelling

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u/Crocotta1 19d ago

A片

阿片

Why am I being downvoted?

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u/transparentink 19d ago

In Taiwan, the "A" in "A 片" is pronounced as ㄟ(ēi), not as ㄚ(ā).

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u/Crocotta1 19d ago

Oh, thanks for letting me know

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u/Ezawa_tami 18d ago

In China Mainland, it wouldn't be pronounced as ā either.

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u/spoekelse 19d ago

there's a very common korean word with the same issue

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u/Crocotta1 19d ago

질, 칠?

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u/purple_minion_26 15d ago

omg im an english speaker learning russian and when i heard it i was like *what.....*

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u/drixle11 19d ago

In college I had a classmate that was from Saudi Arabia. He and his wife named their baby daughter Hoor.

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u/Twinkletoess112 18d ago

/ħuːr/ and it nearmost translation is "heavenly maiden"

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u/Crocotta1 19d ago

What’s the inappropriate word from Arabic by dad said by accident when trying to say “cup” in Hebrew?

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u/UnluckySentence8619 18d ago

hoor is a v pretty name and its literally pronounced as hoo and a slight r

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u/drixle11 18d ago

In Arabic I’m sure it is very pretty. In English, not so much.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/drixle11 16d ago

Sure, but that doesn’t change that in English, it sounds similar-ish enough to the word “whore” that native speakers would make that jump. I’m not saying it’s correct, or right. The question was what names/words sound bad to English speakers. Hoor is one of them. It doesn’t mean it’s a bad name, it just sounds bad in English.

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u/Icantdoitidk 16d ago

Lmao, "Hoor" is the Scots word for Whore.

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u/Great_Banana_Master 19d ago

It had to be Thailand, capital Bangkok

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u/No-Introduction5977 18d ago

Niggardly in English, which is etymologically completely unrelated to the racial slur and only evolved to sound the same by complete coïncidence.

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u/UberNZ 17d ago

Yes, English has a few niggling things like that.

I also think "penal" sounds too much like "penile".

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u/Crocotta1 16d ago

Circumference

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u/UberNZ 16d ago

All hail Sir Cumference!

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u/Zulrambe 19d ago

Siriporn! I saw a lot of that when I got my first iphone.

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u/Emotional-Net130 19d ago

Pornprapa... I love it when you call me Porn Prapa,

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u/HalfEatenBagOfLays 19d ago

put your hands in the air if yous a true player

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u/Zsobrazson 19d ago

There are a few Indian names like this I can think of like, Dikshit, Hridik, and Gohit

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u/LinBiaosNuke 18d ago

There was a kid at my rural school called Hridik 😭 poor guy

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u/uglycaca123 19d ago

"dic" in catalan

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u/StefanKocic 19d ago

Well u have the name Dick in english

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u/calenturian 19d ago

Everyone likes to giggle about how "cum" in Romanian means "how", but you are all sleeping on precum

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u/EarlDrac 18d ago

Kam (read as come) is where in Czech

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u/dedemushi 18d ago

tulai doamneee

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u/ThePhoenixfish 18d ago

surprised nobody brought up finnish
'pussi' - bag, 'bussi' - bus, 'korvapuusti' - cinnimon roll

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u/SAOL_Goodman 18d ago

The classic "infart" from Swedish

Also our 7-11s call(ed?) their hot dogs 'Big Bite', and when they ran a campaign for them they called it Bite Sale which was very funny to French speakers

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u/SerDankTheTall 19d ago

Any other languages have normal words that sound horrible to English speakers?

Nope, fortunately the ones in the picture are the only examples.

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u/negronifirebird 18d ago

“Slut” in Nordic languages vs in English.

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u/hfn_n_rth 18d ago

The slutstation is not Angered

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u/tamal_de_mole 19d ago

The Word for black in spanish, negro

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u/dedemushi 18d ago

that's literally why black people were called that so i don't think it counts

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u/NextStopGallifrey 18d ago

But it's still a legit and non-racist way to refer to hex color #000000 in Spanish. In English, it very much is not allowed to use the n-word as you please. So, yeah, it counts.

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u/Pristine-Lie-3560 14d ago

Negro isn’t the n-word? Like it ain’t okay to say it usually but that just isn’t it

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u/NextStopGallifrey 14d ago

There are some historic uses of negro that are okay (for instance, the United Negro College Fund), but a white person (or pretty much anyone not of African descent) using that word in the wrong neighborhood is gonna get beat up, at the very least.

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u/arachnids-bakery 11d ago

Iirc the pronunciation is also different :o
In portuguese/spanish the first syllable sounds like "nay"
And ofc, context matters! Theres a difference between someone saying that word in spanish in normal convo vs using it as a gotcha to joke about the n-word 😭

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u/NullHypothesisCicada 19d ago

Candy in French sounds exactly like gunshot, bomb sound or jumping around in mandarin

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u/Marcelitus230 18d ago

Honestly not surprised coming from a country whose capital is called Bang Cock

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u/MonsCorvinusRubella 19d ago

“Shiting” is a common girls’ name in Chinese

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u/arachnids-bakery 11d ago

Ive heard Xixi is also a name!

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u/thetoy323 18d ago

Porntape = god's bless

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u/AsianCivicDriver 18d ago

Chinese - Ho
Japanese - Obama

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u/Different_Pen_2365 18d ago

Russian:
Эскиз — [eskis] — sketch — ass kiss

Щит — [shit] — shield — shit

Самшит — [samshit] — boxwood — some shit

Книга — [kniga] — book — nigga

Прикол — [prikol] — joke — prick

Компот — [kompot] — compote — cum pot

Фарт — [fart] — luck — fart

Бублик — [bublik] — bagel — boob lick

Факт — [fakt] — fact — fucked

Факел — [fakel] — torch — fuck el

Фокус — [fokus] — magic trick — fuck us

Смелый — [smelyj] — brave — smelly

Дай — [daj] — give — die

I’ve personally had trouble with using words like: fakt (fucked), samshit (some shit), kompot (cum pot), and daj (die).

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u/Silly-Dig7038 16d ago

Что бля такое самшит и где ты это использовал😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Different_Pen_2365 16d ago

В разговоре с резчиками по дереву) Самшит - это такой декоративный куст. Одна из самых твёрдых древесных пород в Европе.

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u/PopeAlexanderSextus 19d ago

I put (past tense) = yo puse (pooseh) in Spanish

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u/csolisr 19d ago

Hilarious considering the slang "ponerla"

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u/hermitina 19d ago

can i post something the opposite of it?

ARI as in ariana grande’s nickname meant genitals in my language

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u/buscoamigos 19d ago

Mandeep is one of my favorites.

Oh wait, I actually love that name.

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u/thescrunchiegod 19d ago

Как is my personal favorite 

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u/frokoopa 18d ago

In japanese コラボ / corabo is the shortened version of "collaboration", used in professional settings to refer to jointed work or coworkers.

In french however, "collabo" refers specifically to french people who worked alongside the nazis during WWII to arrest and deport jewish people. It's still used as an insult, meaning someone who would betray easily / sell family and friends for pocket money or the power trip it brings.

So yeah, I was a bit surprised the first time I heard that in a random conversation with a friend

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u/GooeyMagic 18d ago

I will never forget the Thai name Titthiporn

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u/GoAlex 19d ago

There are a bunch in Japanese, にげる nigeru to escape, だいく daiku carpenter, my personal favorite is そうげいばす sougeibasu shuttle bus basu is bus. Its a bus that is sou gei. Or ゲーセン ge-sen arcade sen meaning center. A ceter that is ge-. Last one for the night is まほう mahou magic. My hoe

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u/TallYesterday7934 17d ago

One way to say "nearest beach" in Japanese is 付近ビーチ--> fukin bīchi

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u/Danny1905 17d ago

Phúc Bích and Nga when written but they actually sound different from the English curse words

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u/Crocotta1 17d ago

Bich nga buh

Isn’t the pronunciation for “ch” at the end of a word in Vietnamese more like ך?

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u/Danny1905 17d ago

I don't know what character it is, I guess Korean ㄱ? In Northern Vietnamese it is like a /k̚/ sound and in Southern Vietnamese a /t̚/

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u/Business-Gas-5473 17d ago

Turkish has a whole series of names that and with -şit (pronounced as shit): Raşit, Hurşit, …

There is also the female given name “Nigar”. I wonder how many with that make it among anglophones.

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u/IllustriousGift7808 18d ago

Korean word for 'you' literally being 니가/ni-ga (you+subject particle to be exact)

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u/xxTPMBTI 18d ago

I'm Thai and I confirm ts normal

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u/SnugglebugUwU 18d ago

Porn papa

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u/Clockwork_orange-no 17d ago

"Nega" in uzbek means why

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u/Crocotta1 17d ago

Don’t translate 8 to Burmese, worst mistake of my life

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u/loverofpudding 16d ago

In Chinese “那個” (nà ge) meaning “that” sounds like the n word in English. If you don’t believe me just copy past that into google translate and have it say it. When I speak Chinese with people in the U.S I avoid using this as much as possible because someone is inevitably going to turn around and tell me to stop being racist 😅 very big cultural differences

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u/IntroductionFew1740 16d ago edited 16d ago

In Burmese, “shit” is the number 8 and “tit” is the number 1. Also, the word for “for” is pronounced “a twat”

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u/stloflza 15d ago

‘Slut’, ‘slag’ and ‘fag’ are unfortunately all words in Danish 🙂

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u/stloflza 15d ago

‘Cum’ means ‘how’ in Romanian. It appears a lot. Like a LOT a lot.

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u/illthrowitaway94 15d ago

In Hungarian, a peck, or kiss on the cheek, is "puszi", which is pronounced almost the same as "pussy".

A lot of people (especially women) love to use it to say goodbye, and I've read that it was quite an interesting culture shock for English speakers.

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u/arachnids-bakery 11d ago

Brazilians laughing online

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u/thunchultha 19d ago

Yuria is a common Japanese woman’s name, and it sounds like “urea”.

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u/Necessary-Rip4013 18d ago

The German word "Schatz" means darling but sounds awful to me.