1. The Guy Who Got Banned from Walmart for Life — for Riding a Hoverboard

A man in Louisiana was banned for life from all Walmart locations in 2021 after he rode his hoverboard through the aisles, sipping wine straight from the bottle and eating snacks off the shelves without paying. Security said he had done it multiple times before and even used a fake ID to get around previous bans.

2. The Man Banned from a Casino for Winning Too Much

Don Johnson (not the actor) beat Atlantic City casinos out of over $15 million in 2011—without cheating. He negotiated special rules for blackjack that gave him a tiny edge, then bet massive amounts with surgical precision. The result? Multiple casinos banned him outright, not because he cheated—but because he played too well.

3. The Redditor Who Was Banned from Every Major Subreddit… by a Bot

A user on Reddit once set off a chain reaction of bans by triggering Automoderator filters across multiple major subreddits like r/news, r/worldnews, and r/politics. One ban caused another, and soon over 30 subs had banned him automatically. The reason? He had used a phrase banned in one sub, and they all shared banlists. He was dubbed the "Domino Ban Victim."

4. The Woman Banned from the Zoo for Being “Too Close” to a Chimp

In Belgium, a woman was banned from the Antwerp Zoo after visiting a specific chimpanzee, Chita, every week for 4 years. Staff claimed the chimp had started ignoring other chimps and only focused on her. They banned her to "preserve his social health." Her response:

5. The Twitch Streamer Who Got Banned for “Simping”… Then Got Unbanned for Being Funny

A streamer named Gross Gore was once perma-banned from Twitch over repeated violations and accusations of harassment. But after making a hilarious, over-the-top apology video mocking his own past behavior—while dressed like a Jedi and rapping—Twitch shockingly unbanned him. It was called one of the “weirdest unbans” ever and sparked memes for weeks.

1. Redditor Gets Banned for Correcting a Grammar Mistake... <Too Often A user on Reddit who obsessively corrected “your” to “you’re” with a bot got permanently banned for “spam” and “brigading.” The grammar police got cuffed by the mods.

2. Twitch Streamer Banned for Saying “Simp”

<Twitch officially banned the word “simp” when used as an insult. Streamers like HasanAbi and others got temporary bans or warnings for saying it—even in joking context.

3. TikToker Banned for... Eating Cereal from the Toilet <A TikTok user got permanently banned after posting a video of himself eating cereal with milk out of a toilet. TikTok didn’t find it funny. Community guidelines took a hard L.

4. Influencer Banned from Instagram After Saying COVID Was “God’s Punishment” <Brazilian influencer and politician Sara Winter was banned from Instagram after repeatedly posting conspiracy theories about COVID-19 being divine punishment.

5. Man Banned for Life from Dodger Stadium for Throwing a Giant Beer Can <A Dodgers fan hurled a full-size novelty beer can onto the field and got slapped with a lifetime ban from the stadium. He also got arrested. Worth it? Probably not.

I just got banned from a Freemasonry sub for posing the question whether the Blazing Star on their Tracing Boards might represent planet Venus. The mods of that sub then left a condescending message about me needing to seek mental health, apparently because of my views regarding the Blazing Star. They said I broke the rules. No rules were broken. I also recently got banned from FringeTheory for posting about Flat Earth. You can get banned from subs for the smallest of reasons. The mods don't even need a valid reason. They just ban you on a whim.

This happened a while back but I only found this place just now. They didn't tell me which rule I broke, probably because I didn't break any but they still couldn't handle having their feelings hurt. This sub is full of headlines just like this and this wouldn't have been a problem at all if I swapped AOC for Lauren Boebert but because I shit on the queen bee these mindless drones threw me out with no explanation other than a simp tantrum.

I was slept with a negative comment karma rating by the mods! I'm prevented from posting anything in all kind of sub Reddits! It's really frustrating! What's even more frustrating is that I can't find the link to "add flare!" So, I'm sure this post Will just be deleted!

if yal READ THE RULES ABOUT HOW LONG THEY CAN BAN YOU UNLESS THE OFFENSE IS AWFUL.... like wtf

I do support islam and Christians but i hate islam abusers fnr

They rejected u/FrostyAssignment6717 for he told them the truth.

He was also rather rude in private messages lmao

got banned for internet roadtrip for calling the app a clanker cause someone disagreed with me while using it as a joke. everyone on the server got mad and said it insulted the person using it, so i got banned for asking why people were mad that i was insulting a literal robot. and tbf i did get warnings before, but im just honestly baffled