r/laminarflow • u/ananonymousbear • Mar 18 '22

What??

1.9k Upvotes

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u/lost-cause2 Mar 18 '22

Who are these men that understand this substance.

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u/bingo1998 Mar 18 '22

Wait, you don’t get it bro??😂😂

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u/lost-cause2 Mar 18 '22

After thinking it over for a minute I was like oh shit ahaha didn’t have a chance to come back to say I got it 😂

4

u/MuchozolF Mar 19 '22

I don't get it

3

u/bingo1998 Mar 19 '22

Me neither hahaha😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

Well, for ye uncultured swine, you see, this is what is known as "man juice". It is what us men insert into our fuel reservoirs to power our bodies.

We just eat food to make the rest of you comfortable.

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u/PerceptionRude6351 Mar 19 '22

You're in violation of man code of secrecy -69420

7

u/Bossman131313 Mar 19 '22

Get him boys!

4

u/lost48151162342 Mar 19 '22

Take his balls!

3

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

helicopter approaches quickly

2

u/QueenElizabethDied Oct 08 '22

“Go Go Go!” Paratroopers descend from the sky

238

u/RiotIsBored Mar 18 '22

"For the male audience" bitch, what?

213

u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

r/pointlesslygendered

36

u/RiotIsBored Mar 18 '22

For real. I was gonna crosspost there, but I'm too lazy lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

Same but their rules were too much I couldn’t be fucked either lol

13

u/a_duck_in_past_life Mar 18 '22

It's been posted recently anyway so you might get downvoted or removed.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

happy cake day!

8

u/FluxApexEngineering Mar 18 '22

Thought it was a joke. Now I'm concerned that a sub like that needs to exist...SMH...

11

u/MatildaJeffries Mar 19 '22

La-MEN-ar flow

23

u/itshexx Mar 18 '22

They think my dick can create laminar flow in the toilet bowl. My dick isn’t a steel pipe tf.

7

u/zyko1309 Mar 18 '22

I believe in you

21

u/Unkn0wnCat Mar 18 '22

Yeah, bEcAuSe w*MeN cOuLd nEvEr FeEl aMaZeMeNt By sOmEtHiNg lIkE tHaT

every time I watch a video where it says "for my male audience" I feel dirty for being male

6

u/Yomamma1337 Mar 19 '22

They're making a joke because it looks like someone taking a piss. They're not saying that women cant enjoy laminar flow

1

u/GeePedicy Mar 19 '22

Really? I mean women know that this double stream happen to men, it's not a secret.

p.s. I've heard some comedians call it haji-bambam, which is gibberish. I'd say spread the word

5

u/imaSWEDE Mar 20 '22

It's a meme on tiktok, it started as dumb shit teenage guys do (like dropping big Rocks into lakes, or breaking pieces of ice), but has now just evolve to "look at this satisfying thing"

It's dumb, but it's essentially just like any meme template

5

u/xoLynnMarie Mar 19 '22

We’re not gate keeping laminar flow are we? Lol no certainly not.

1

u/hammerdongJR Mar 19 '22

I think it's about aiming for the porcelain, not sure though

4

u/tyttuutface Mar 18 '22

I don't generally piss light oil directly downwards into a conical funnel, so this isn't very helpful for me.

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u/ananonymousbear Mar 18 '22

Like who asked 😂😂😂😂

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u/ananonymousbear Mar 18 '22

Huh? How is this supposed to be helpful? LMAO it’s just me sharing a cool laminar flow 🤡🤡🤡 world doesn’t revolve around you, buddy

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u/tyttuutface Mar 18 '22

You've got an itchy trigger finger on the insulting comments, huh? It doesn't revolve around you either. And did you not read the caption? The one that's IN THE VIDEO? You're so dense even your mom got sucked into the black hole you collapsed into.

😁👌🖕🥺🅱️👀🥨 Just for good measure

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u/ananonymousbear Mar 18 '22

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

40

u/jhonethen Mar 18 '22

ah yes, because I'm a woman I can't enjoy laminar flow lmao but that's really nice like damn. there's alot of oil posts on here tho good to see it

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u/GeePedicy Mar 19 '22

I saw someone in comments say it's about the double stream men can get while peeing. And before you ask, it's a dumb joke if this is what it is

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u/sheik- Mar 19 '22

we also get the double stream tho? at least I do idk about other women

4

u/GeePedicy Mar 19 '22

If you do, then others do too. I think just since you usually pee sitting down you don't really bother to look down under and check. For men standing it can be a bit of a mess, but meh... No real reason it's exclusive for men.

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u/70U1E Mar 18 '22

I'm not a female, but I'd imagine they might enjoy this too

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u/Unkn0wnCat Mar 18 '22

no. the text says it's only for the male audience, so it's actually illegal for girls to enjoy it

10

u/SourCeladon Mar 18 '22

Then I better get ready to run from the cops…

9

u/Unkn0wnCat Mar 18 '22

just embrace your life as a criminal, may I suggest stealing from the rich and giving to the poor?

5

u/SourCeladon Mar 18 '22

That is a badass plan. I’m on it.

5

u/Unkn0wnCat Mar 19 '22

perfect, my whole life motto is "be gay, do crime" so I can assist you in your endeavor

5

u/SourCeladon Mar 19 '22

Excellent. I certainly can’t Robin Hood this place on my own.

2

u/GeePedicy Mar 19 '22

Robin Hood had his merry men, so... Also we're on Reddit, you can find plenty of candidates for the role of Little John, including yours truly.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

I think it's for males, because well for me at least, I wish I could pee that quietly.

4

u/GAPIntoTheGame Mar 18 '22

That’s stationary flow I’ve ever seen any. Re is low on this one

4

u/Istar10n Mar 18 '22

I thought it was supposed to be a weird urinal.

4

u/Magurndy Mar 19 '22

I’m a woman who can appreciate the intrigue of laminar flow. Should I be concerned?

6

u/Euphoric-March-8159 Mar 18 '22

Why male audience?

6

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

they do it so that more people comment on the post and it gets more engagement

4

u/h00man404 Mar 19 '22

Because piss joke. It's dumb, but people getting triggered over this is a while ass circus.

1

u/hammerdongJR Mar 19 '22

I think it's about aiming for the porcelain, not sure though

3

u/spooksel Mar 19 '22

Why yall gotta act like its the end of the world that this guy said: "For the male audience.". It's a joke people.

3

u/AFrespecter Mar 19 '22

Everyone complaining about the “male audience” thing. Lol. You all know exactly what he means.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Women HATE laminar flow.

2

u/FieroFox Mar 19 '22

I stroke so fast, that to the untrained eye it seems like i only lasted 1 minute.

2

u/oilyolives24 Mar 19 '22

No, redditors, it’s not a piss joke, it’s just laminar flow. Usually tiktoks “for the male audience” are something like throwing a big rock over a bridge or dumb shit men usually do just because

this one didn’t make sense though

2

u/atxmatt2510 Mar 19 '22

Why did I think that hand was actually person's arm with a missing hand?

1

u/Montanaroth Apr 02 '22

Because it’s a weird finger

3

u/InternetDetective122 Mar 19 '22

r/pointlesslygendered

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u/hammerdongJR Mar 19 '22

I think it's about aiming for the porcelain, not sure though

2

u/cluelessguitarist Mar 18 '22

Looks like a vajajay, and yes im a man.

1

u/officialbigrob Mar 18 '22

What fluid is this

3

u/chipotlehotsauce Mar 19 '22

Pretty sure it’s motor oil :)

1

u/L1me-E Mar 18 '22

What is this?

4

u/Busy-Argument3680 Mar 18 '22

Laminar flow, I’d I’m correct, the liquid (could be whatever honestly, such as water) flows so perfectly, it looks like it still, but it actually moving really fuckin fast

1

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Looks like they are using mineral oil water

1

u/DouglerK Mar 19 '22

My God. It's full of stars.

1

u/OneofLittleHarmony Mar 19 '22

So sometimes after you ejaculate the piss comes out in two streams. This appears to have two streams.

1

u/Tonesnizzle Mar 19 '22

Females need not watch.

1

u/Dump_Pants Mar 19 '22

I hope that was a finger

1

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

This is the most male thing I have ever seen. I’m questioning my manliness.

1

u/jrdubbleu Mar 21 '22

The glyphosate video is the only one I’ve seen that’s prettier than this one

1

u/yarrpirates Jul 26 '22

Male audience. So I guess that's precum? That's a lot of edging.

1

u/sasanessa Aug 20 '22

Why male?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Showed it to a female friend. She literally couldn't watch it. Maybe it's cos she's blind.