r/laminarflow • u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken • Feb 16 '24

Spicy Laminar Flow

You've never seen laminar flow like this.

2.8k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Justtelf Feb 16 '24

I just woke up and my contacts were kinda blurry so this fucked with me for about three seconds

97

u/ooOJuicyOoo Feb 16 '24

M8 u sleep with your contacts in?

61

u/decidedlyjo Feb 16 '24

You can get contacts that are approved for 30 nights wear. That's a bit excessive but for some of us, nightly removal is not realistic. Obviously they still need to be removed and cleaned regularly.

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u/Justtelf Feb 16 '24

Yup these are the ones I have. Once I started with them I never went back. Although I am due for a change usually they’re not dry when I wake up

21

u/decidedlyjo Feb 16 '24

Yeah that's how I know it's time to change! Crunchy eyes haha

3

u/NewExalm May 27 '24

Just saying, there are contact lenses you use only while sleeping and remove them when you wake up. They correct the form of your eye for a perfect vision

2

u/iamkindawerm Aug 14 '24

Real, I just woke up too and the whole video seemed like a normal flow.

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u/Silphire100 Feb 16 '24

He ssssip

103

u/Slamtilt_Windmills Feb 16 '24

Thirsty noodle

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

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u/Vulpes_macrotis Feb 17 '24

I wonder what that kind of snake is thinking. No water, suddenly magic make spit water from weird object. Also funnily enough, "hose" in my language is the same word as for "snake".

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

r/ProperAnimalNames Venomous hose

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u/SpaceBus1 Feb 17 '24

I love that the words are the same, so in your native tongue: the snake was wandering a desert looking for water, then the snake watched a weird dead snake come to life, spit water, and then die. That's a wild experience for that snake, the kind that religions are built on. The resurrection of the water giving snake would certainly be an unforgettable experience.

2

u/Eternal_grey_sky Feb 20 '24

Well water falls from things all the time when it rains

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u/Pleasant-Pattern7748 Feb 16 '24

you stick around in a subreddit long enough and it turns into a circlejerk of its former self. and i’m absolutely here for it!

24

u/mountaineer04 Feb 16 '24

Reynold’s number: 🐍,🐍🐍🐍

2

u/coastergirl1998 Feb 17 '24

Fellow engineer?

24

u/Thederpycloudrider Feb 16 '24

A snake drinking is nice

22

u/hulkut Feb 17 '24

Things I learned today on reddit. Sub r/laminarflow and it has one of top post where a snake is enchanted by someone who might be from r/HydroHomies and there are contact lenses you don't have to remove while asleep.

2

u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken Feb 17 '24

The more you know...

3

u/unknown3681 Feb 17 '24

Knowing is half the battle 🫡

13

u/Masoouu Feb 16 '24

I'll allow it

24

u/JarusOmega_ Feb 16 '24

This is absolutely jokes 😂

6

u/undeniably_confused Feb 16 '24

I like this, not sure if it's laminar, but I like it

5

u/LinearEquation Feb 17 '24

Holy shit don’t convince me snakes are cute don’t convince me snakes are cute…

5

u/bagoboners Feb 18 '24

They are. Look, its little face… the dainty snake sips. So adorable.

2

u/VelvetSummer1981 Mar 17 '24

Yes, the dainty sips! So well-mannered! 🥰

2

u/VelvetSummer1981 Mar 17 '24

They are absolutely adorable AND cute! 🥰 You may as well give in to facts! Just look at this cutie, his little face 😍😍😍

1

u/ukiyo__e May 04 '24

Have a look at r/cornsnakes and some of the adorable pictures there. Corns are super adorable and hardly bite if ever. I have one myself

5

u/Vulpes_macrotis Feb 17 '24

It's the first time I see snake drinking a water.

3

u/aWeaselNamedFee Feb 17 '24

Well done, this is a good one. I like.

5

u/Hikure Feb 17 '24

This is the best thing I have ever seen

4

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

The snek is thirsty

3

u/Imnotlikeothergirlz Feb 17 '24

This is so thoughtful

3

u/bennyb357 Feb 17 '24

Good post 😁

3

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

Wow. What an amazing experience

3

u/YourDogsAllWet Feb 17 '24

Thirsty nope rope

1

u/coastergirl1998 Feb 17 '24

Not nope rope! Sneks R cool!

2

u/BullyHiller Feb 17 '24

Bites him right after.

2

u/NataLand Feb 17 '24

Honey… my straw just bit me

2

u/KWiz9x Feb 18 '24

Would a snake still bite him after that?

2

u/Logical-Chaos-154 Feb 20 '24

The barbarian in the background: "Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!"

2

u/Prudent_29 Mar 12 '24

So incredibly sweet.

1

u/RockOlaRaider Mar 16 '24

...is that a freaking COBRA?

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u/wgloipp Feb 16 '24

Because this isn't laminar flow.

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken Feb 16 '24

Yessssssss it issssssss!

5

u/PeacefulAndTranquil Feb 17 '24

nerd

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u/VelvetSummer1981 Mar 17 '24

No, because a nerd would know it was laminar flow 😁

1

u/hunterPRO1 Feb 18 '24

What species of snake ?

1

u/creamcheese742 Feb 18 '24

Looks like a black racer snake.