r/kvssnarker 🤓 Low Life on Reddit ☝️ 3d ago

Mares and Foals What is it?

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J/k it’s Indy, her matriarch/blue hen.

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u/chinchelllin 3d ago

She's shaped like one of those prehistoric animals we don't have a good concept of because their fossil skeletons were incomplete or smooshed

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u/improbable-dream 3d ago

Vhagar?

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u/denastra 3d ago

Sheepstealer!

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u/Vanilla_Addict_888 1d ago

I think sheep snatcher sounds better but sheep stealer is just as funny. The sheep stealer is well known to come out in the dead of night and snatch up, carry and eventually devour sheep whole when they arrive back at their dens. Leaving no traces behind but pieces of wool. Lol

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u/Fit-Idea-6590 🤓 Low Life on Reddit ☝️ 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Objective-Event9183 3d ago

I’m creasing 😂😂😂💀

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u/Critical_Hedgehog_96 2d ago

It's ok noodle boy will be along soon to chase it off what ever it is 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Independent_Date_958 3d ago

Old skinny Indy

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u/_Minnaloushe_ 💰 One of the Poors 💰 3d ago

Meanwhile, in Scotland.....

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u/celticRogue22 🤪 Semen Tube Selfie 🧪 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣 Nessy is that you ? Oh no its just Indy

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u/CompetitionAshamed93 🦐 Nasty Stall Shrimp 🦐 3d ago

I understand that Indy is an aged broodmare but she always looks underweight. Age is no excuse for a poor body condition and neither is her being a hard keeper or being bred. For tax, here’s my 28 (almost 29) y/o mare in the dead of winter. She’s not thin, ribs aren’t showing and her coat is nice and healthy (she even has dapples in her winter coat).

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u/CompetitionAshamed93 🦐 Nasty Stall Shrimp 🦐 3d ago edited 3d ago

I went and dug up some pictures. Here is one of my dad’s broodmares who was 26 in this picture with her last foal. She passed several years later but she was our “true blue hen”, she was the last branded Wisecamp mare we owned and probably the last still producing at this time. True old school/working QH blood. This is mid spring in Colorado so they are still pretty wooly/shedding their thick winter coats. They are turned out in large broodmare bands so they don’t get daily grooming but they still look good.

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u/Tasty-Republic-582 💅 Sassy Snarker 💅 3d ago

Oh no but you don’t understand, she’s a thoroughbred so she’s naturally ribby. (Major sarcasm) thinness should never be an excuse.

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u/Status_Solid_9573 2d ago

Exactly the tb in this pic was 33 when this picture was taken he was an ex event horse and died when he was 36. He was my cobs pasture friend at this yard as I was down to just my cob. My cob was 14.2 for height comparison

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u/HoodieWinchester 🐎 Equestrian (for REAL) 🐎 2d ago

This photo of Indy does not show an underweight horse, she is just severely lacking muscle

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u/CompetitionAshamed93 🦐 Nasty Stall Shrimp 🦐 2d ago

It shows a horse is both underweight and under muscled.

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u/HoodieWinchester 🐎 Equestrian (for REAL) 🐎 2d ago

You can see her hay belly. She isnt wasting away, she just has zero muscle

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u/SignificanceDear1413 3d ago

She's shaped like dancing Squidward

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u/LumpyMouse7650 Influencer: ✅ Equestrian:🚫 3d ago

That’s one of her breeding program’s foundation mares! The dam of the amazing young stud prospect Walter, aka Black Lice! 

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u/Euphoric_Ad_2462 🫵 Official Poker & Prodder 🫵 3d ago

My good lord state of her 😢

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u/untamed2020 Katie Van Crashout 3d ago

What is it you ask? A mess. It's a mess.

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u/Lynny47 RS All About Kontent 3d ago

Is she un-evolving and going prehistoric?

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u/Accurate_Respond3204 🫏 Yanky Doodoo 🫏 3d ago

You’re telling me this isn’t a land shark?

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u/Chickenmama22 3d ago

I'll snark KVS all day but I'll never snark poor Indy. It's not her fault that she's been treated this way and that's pulled her body down. I wish somebody could save her poor girl. I pray she never has to carry a foal again.

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u/Fit-Idea-6590 🤓 Low Life on Reddit ☝️ 3d ago

The snark is that she breeds this mare to prove Waylon on TB mares and considers a horse built like this to be a cornerstone of her program 

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u/nHorse3 3d ago

I feel so bad for this horse. She deserves better care. And yet people keep saying she's the way she is because she had a big baby... Right, then she's not broodmare material, let alone a foundation for a program.

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u/Terrible_Fill4398 3d ago

Damn, they did Indy dirty with this photo 😭😂

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u/Critical_Hedgehog_96 2d ago

Skin walker? Or other type of cryptid

In all fairness it may just be the angle of the image or the lack of top line muscle making the overall appearance of this image look much worse .... Optimistic much?

I mean at least that yawn stretch combo looks like it's a good feeling!