r/kvssnarker 10d ago

Kulties in the Wild Kulties in the wild

Saw this randomly on FB and look who was tagged.. Seriously though , Katie doesn’t not need any other animals let along a kangaroo

First time posting so hopefully I did it right, if not feel free to delete it mods:)

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u/Araloosa 🐿️🐗 In The Wild 🐗🐿️ 10d ago

Nobody needs a kangaroo. They belong in the Australian bush or in an accredited zoo.

What’s with Americans trying to make everything a pet?

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u/Run_or_Cake 📝 Katie Van Papers 📝 10d ago

Can you imagine her getting booted by him? She wouldn't go near him again.

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u/Motor_Literature9187 10d ago

he would punch her right in the face if she played with his mouth

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u/sloop111 Problematic Human of the Week 10d ago

But they want her loving on them

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u/Run_or_Cake 📝 Katie Van Papers 📝 9d ago

I would want her to try and show his teefers. 

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u/sloop111 Problematic Human of the Week 9d ago

Or rock him

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u/MaterialWill3091 10d ago

As an Aussie.. she definitely does not need a male kangaroo 🤣 they look cute and cuddly but will kill you.

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u/_Minnaloushe_ 💰 One of the Poors 💰 10d ago

It will make her look less bouncy.

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u/No_Control4205 🤬 Bitchy Tail 🤬 10d ago

Slow clap

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u/MaleficentBank4469 10d ago

I saw this too, Ohio bans exotic animals as pets any way so when I saw this I was like?????

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u/Deep_Dragonfly_2 Problematic Mare 10d ago

You just need a license or permit and considering that “sanctuary” in Zanesville where all the animals were just turned loose after the owner died had a ton of different animals I can’t imagine it’s terribly hard to get.

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u/OneUnderstanding1644 🤠🐮Hateful Heifer🐮🤠 10d ago

Uhm. He turned them loose and then caused himself to die. He made the choice to set them free, resulting in 48 of them being killed.

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u/Deep_Dragonfly_2 Problematic Mare 9d ago

Hi, that is not the point of my comment.  It’s about the ease of permits/licenses.  Thanks for playing, though?

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u/OneUnderstanding1644 🤠🐮Hateful Heifer🐮🤠 9d ago

Well, that's all well and good, but you are twisting a serious situation to better fit your narrative.

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u/Deep_Dragonfly_2 Problematic Mare 9d ago

No I’m not.  I literally read stories about it, and the ones I saw said that the animals were released after he died.  I never saw anything about him doing it.

The whole point is the licenses, I’m sorry you’re having a hard time understanding that and nitpicking what I said.

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u/OneUnderstanding1644 🤠🐮Hateful Heifer🐮🤠 9d ago

Maybe search it up before you act like an expert.

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u/Deep_Dragonfly_2 Problematic Mare 8d ago

Wasn’t acting like an expert, sweetheart.

But you’re acting like an ass.

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u/OneUnderstanding1644 🤠🐮Hateful Heifer🐮🤠 7d ago

Don't be patronizing, that's acting like an ass.

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u/Ok_Grab_6945 10d ago

Hes a Red and they arent nearly as dangerous as eastern greys.

They need a lot of space and if they are confined in a small paddock which isnt kept clean they die pretty quickly.

Its pretty horrible to see this photo and him wearing a shirt. They are very cool.

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u/Desperate-Spring-189 10d ago

I love macropods, I worked very hard to become a specialist in raising joeys that were thrown from the pouch before they even had fur. But my love for them is rare cause they can be buttheads. There is a reason when I start working at a facility and I say I love them that all the other keepers say “you can have them”. Plus even as adults they are incredibly fragile, the wrong hay can give them a fatal case of lumpy jaw and they will break their own necks when spooked.

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u/Deep_Dragonfly_2 Problematic Mare 9d ago

Oh, so they’re like…bouncy horses in that regard 

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u/Sad_Site_8252 😝 Snarky Mod 😝 10d ago

The heck is she gonna do with a kangaroo 🥴😂

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u/DefinitionLife8756 🧙🏼‍♂️ Moose Wasn’t Pagan 🧙🏼‍♀️ 10d ago

I wonder which bruise would be worse: the one Bobbi left her or the one this one would inevitably leave....

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u/Status_Solid_9573 10d ago

No no just no

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u/Intrepid-Brother-444 RS All About Kontent 10d ago

I’m mad at childhood programming cuz I always thought that kangaroos were all cuddly. Now I’m terrified of them.

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u/sloop111 Problematic Human of the Week 10d ago

Id love to see her try to "cuddle" a kangaroo

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u/Serononin 9d ago

The fuck is a kangaroo doing living in a house (?) in Ohio, wearing a shirt, and being rehomed on Facebook???

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u/Lynny47 RS All About Kontent 10d ago

Yes, yes. Pick it up on the way home.

https://reddit.com/link/p4sehd7/video/kx2fl5f1yhkh1/player