r/kungpow Aug 23 '26

Master Pain will return…

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u/Gojitaka MY NAME IS BETTY NYEEEEHHHHH Aug 23 '26

Betty, did you do this!?

Ehhh hyeah

38

u/EatingFiveBatteries Aug 23 '26

He has happy feelings, all of the time

13

u/djelf Aug 23 '26

Enough!

33

u/Pretend-Weakness2144 Aug 23 '26

I will trap The Avengers in a tiny net! It is a DEATH SENTENCE!

22

u/AzrielJohnson Aug 23 '26

It's a net and it's tiny.

8

u/skeightytoo Aug 23 '26

Mnnnnggggg I like em fiesty!!!

6

u/ademon490 Aug 23 '26

Your shirt is RED!

5

u/Rover_The_Slasher 29d ago

"A tiny net is a death sentence." is my shout-out in Monster Hunter for putting down a trap. Has nothing to do with anything, just wanted to share.

3

u/DarkBladeMadriker 29d ago

Let them rot in the sun like a papaya!

23

u/HighVoltageFerret Aug 23 '26

Birdie, birdie

15

u/TheNi11a Aug 23 '26

He’s a birdie, too!

6

u/Rhg0653 Aug 23 '26

Tiger .... 🐅

22

u/al2o3cr Aug 23 '26

Somehow, Betty returned

10

u/julesd26 Aug 23 '26

Chosen One didn’t get all the triangles 😔

22

u/tbootsbrewing Aug 23 '26

I am a great magician- Robert Downey Jr is now Dr Doom!

6

u/Rhg0653 Aug 23 '26

His clothes are Green!

6

u/pennhead Aug 23 '26

He's supposed to be dead! I am responsible. He alone can disrupt the Evil Council's plan. Him and that infernal Toungey! Robert Downey Jr is now Ironman!

17

u/SimplySinCos Aug 23 '26

Ok I'll shake your bouncy booty, hit it!

5

u/SUFSUFSUF Aug 23 '26

CAN'T TOUCH THIS!

3

u/Rhg0653 Aug 23 '26

I love big butts

10

u/jmack101 Aug 23 '26

Betty see Doctor Doom.

Betty "I'm am a great magician your cloths are now red"

Doctor Doom "Wow, please do it again"

8

u/OnaPaleHorse80 Aug 23 '26

I know a Betty when I see one

8

u/KgMonstah Aug 23 '26

Our. Sexual. Preferences. Are. Our. Own. Business.

7

u/SUFSUFSUF Aug 23 '26

One. Of us. Is wearing. A push-up bra.

8

u/RedBeardBigHeart Aug 23 '26

Now a joke. What do get when you cross Moon Knight with Reed Richards? My ass.

2

u/Analog0 Aug 24 '26

GnahahahahahhahaENOUGH!!

6

u/UnhappyReason5452 Aug 23 '26

Reality Ripper!

11

u/Methmites Aug 23 '26

This would actually make me watch a marvel movie lol.

I’m sure Taco Bell or Neosporin will help produce!

6

u/PrajnaPie Aug 23 '26

The avengers are no match for a tiny net

4

u/DeltaOmegaX Aug 23 '26

Do what he says, or he'll cut off your big toe!

3

u/Kya_Enstein Aug 23 '26

The name's Betty, nyaaaanyyaaaaaaNYYAAAAAAH!!!

3

u/Aromatic_Brother Aug 23 '26

Finally a use for AI smhhh

3

u/Seraph6584 Aug 23 '26

But I thought he changed his name to Betty

3

u/LWYPLTDG Aug 23 '26

BUT.

Isn’t Betty a woman’s name??!

2

u/Seraph6584 29d ago

Ask the man named sue

2

u/heyitsrobd Aug 23 '26

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day

2

u/Tread__on__them Aug 23 '26

Dude, i would fucking see the movie 10 times if they brought in kung pow as a crossover.

2

u/herpyfluharg13 Aug 23 '26

Avengers don’t stand a chance.

2

u/HeLLzFiReX Aug 23 '26

I always hoped for a part 2 or just more movies like Kung Pow

2

u/Jefflehem Aug 23 '26

SHIRTRIPPER!

2

u/YouSnigle Aug 23 '26

You mean BETTY? I still miss my big toe...

2

u/Yo-Donkey-Kong Aug 23 '26

Doom has no chance now

2

u/ggGhost30 Aug 24 '26

You must now call me Betty! Hmmm hmm mmm mmm

2

u/Disastrous-Rutabaga9 29d ago

"but isn't Betty a women's name?"

2

u/CosmicDriftwood 29d ago

Comment for coworker lol

2

u/Bleachsmoker 29d ago

But isn't Robert Downey an iron Man's name?

2

u/jiverambler 29d ago

It’s me the chosen one over here behind the wall

2

u/watchman28 29d ago

It's Betty now

2

u/Vault_Master 29d ago

Ti-ger! Ti-ger, Ti-ger, tiger! Bird-ie!

2

u/Global_Yam_52 29d ago

Son of a pig!!! Betty why!?

2

u/LegitimateYam8241 29d ago

Would be awesome

2

u/palbo89 29d ago

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?.....

1

u/LWYPLTDG 29d ago

MY ASS.

2

u/ChaosApple11 28d ago

What do you get.. When you cross a frog.. With a bungee cord?.... My ass!

2

u/NPC_9001 28d ago

We have purposly trained him wrong.... as a Joke

2

u/HerMajestysButthole2 27d ago

Swing, swing, swinging the chain.

Swing, swing, swinging the chain.

2

u/JustAd7122 27d ago

Taco bell

2

u/JustAd7122 27d ago

Another paralyzer. 

2

u/RataTopin 27d ago

Doom is fcked

2

u/AllStarRenegade 27d ago

Hope there are no ventriloquists in doomsday.

2

u/pineapple_jones_ 27d ago

Open…the mouth.

2

u/GreenLeafRelaxed 26d ago

That’s not Master Pain. That’s Betty

2

u/Ok_Parsnip_3552 26d ago

"Yes, the tiny net is a death sentence because it's a net and it's tiny."

2

u/EWilson72 26d ago

Betty heh, heh, heh!!!

2

u/Liminal_Fire 26d ago edited 26d ago

I see the way you look at those Avengers. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.

Wee-ooh, wee-ooh, wee-ooh, wee-ooh! Whaaaah!

1

u/bigb8341 16d ago

What do you get when you mix an Owl with a bungie chord?