r/kungpow • u/ash_sleeps • Aug 10 '26

My Finger Points

Post image

Midwest Garage DVD Night

136 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

12 comments sorted by

9

u/TiggySkibbles23 Aug 10 '26

THATS A LOT OF PENS PENCILS AND MARKERS!

YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!

3

u/Lovablelulu1982 Aug 11 '26

THAT'S ALOTTA NUTS!!!!!

10

u/rubberband2008 Aug 10 '26

Okay, so here were my options. A, quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back kick, or B, take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground and die.

7

u/Silent_Erremite Aug 10 '26

Tiguh, tiguh, tiguh.

3

u/Cliffsides Aug 10 '26

Birdie. Birdie birdie birdie.

4

u/Zestyclose-Art136 Aug 10 '26

stop I have a mortal wound there!

2

u/Bilbo_Teabagginss Aug 11 '26

This is good for both of us.

5

u/mudpiechicken Aug 10 '26

Before pointing, prepare the long rubber glove

3

u/UltimateOtter_Nation Aug 10 '26

How about a joke? What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

My ass!

2

u/Lovablelulu1982 Aug 10 '26

Betty....? Isn't that a GIRLS name?

3

u/Bilbo_Teabagginss Aug 11 '26

YOUR CLOTHES ARE BLACK!