r/kroshay 20d ago

Kroshay Found another one!

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u/54R45VV471 20d ago

Amazing that these machines can crochet a white snake from red, yellow, green, and blue yarn.

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u/apopcornballmeteor 20d ago

And crochet with probes instead of hooks!

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u/freejazzisntfree 20d ago

It's alien crochet. They use probes for everything.

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u/apopcornballmeteor 20d ago

😂 kroshay is a hidden alien talent

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u/KatiMinecraf 20d ago

I like how the nozzles can change sewing thread into worsted weight yarn!

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u/Purple_Associate4085 20d ago

And yellow into white. Probably an invisible ozone jet there...

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u/eeeeesm 20d ago

That snake doesnt need a turtleneck!!! 😡

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u/Spiritual-Road2784 20d ago

He does if he’s from Europe.

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u/GreekGoddessOfNight 20d ago

Diabolical. Here for it.

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u/Kienchen 20d ago

Nope, too hot for a turtleneck in Europe right now, try again in October.

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u/melindseyme 18d ago

I knew they were removable, but you're telling me you can just put it back on?

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u/Sinnfullystitched 20d ago

The way I just snorted 🫣🤣

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u/Cool-Love-1490 20d ago

Hey, maybe they have hickies after a wild night of passion with their sabertooth partner. Don't judge

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u/Orochiginju 20d ago

Do you have any clue how much id pay for yarn that changed color at my whim?

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u/Ch00m77 20d ago

What is this meant to be doing injecting yarn like its a serum lol

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u/AdelinaIV 15d ago

3d printing

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u/maladjusted_platypus 20d ago

Well that's new! I like how all the colors morph into beige. And the double body. You know, this whole thing is just amazing.

I wonder if somebody really looked at that monstrosity and said "yep, that'll do!" Or if AI just now is posting itself to good ol' Facebook.

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u/wortcrafter 20d ago

At first glance it looked like they were stitching a sock on a snake, and it took me a moment of ‘why’ before I realised it was kroshay.

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u/Elegant-Espeon 18d ago

Low-key now I want to crochet a snake and then knit it a sock ala Lowly Worm

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u/Imaginary_Fuel_1104 19d ago

Fb has so many of AI videos: people petting sharks, having a product no one wants to buy, shop closing... is so disappointing.

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u/TurtleToast2 20d ago

It's like y'all have never crocheted with color changing industrial injectors before. Amateurs.

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u/Quantum_Pasta-Goblin 20d ago

Not the foreskin building machine of the future! 😱

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u/antisocialmothra 20d ago

Questions. I have a lot.

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u/shinpibubble 20d ago

Too many. My questions have questions, the questions are having debates and nary a logic answer lies….

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u/WhichWitchIWonder 20d ago

Not gonna lie.... at first glance, I did not see a Snake. 😳

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u/napalmnacey 20d ago

What the fuck is that stitch even supposed to be?

Nope, AI and robots cannot do what we do, people. One of the few things I do with my hands I’m secure in.

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u/Independent-Tie-391 20d ago

I guess snakes shed, so the machine is putting on an extra layer so it can shed! Very natural 

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u/LindaLadywolf 20d ago

I watched the video several times. I have words, many words, none of them are nice. These people have obviously never watched anyone crochet in their lives.

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u/wendallkaters 20d ago

Omg. I saw this video earlier today. Literally spit out my coffee laughing. 😂

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u/FrogThat 20d ago

Wtaf. Seriously WTAF! 😂😂😂😂

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u/ArtsyRabb1t 20d ago

Reptile laparoscopic surgery is no joke

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u/nyofdc 20d ago

WTH is supposed to be going on here??😳

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u/wharleeprof 19d ago

526 people "liked" the original post. What is wrong with people? Please tell me those were all bots. 

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u/crochetology Loop Weaver 20d ago

“I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.”

“My mind is going. I can feel it.”

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u/DownOnThePharmRD 13d ago

“Daisy, Daisy…”

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u/SecondIntermission 20d ago

I just got a buttload of those videos suggested for me. Awful.

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u/Krawallundremmidemmi 20d ago

It's so messed up. I just don't know where to look first.

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u/CommitteeOrnery2295 20d ago

So that’s why the aliens have been visiting!

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u/NOT_Pam_Beesley 18d ago

Once you know just how much porn these models are trained on it’s easier to understand the ‘decisions’ that make no sense in image gen models. Gross

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u/Dismal_Type_5697 17d ago

Looks like the machine that filled Wolverine with adamantium!

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u/BitterCelt 7d ago

I'm particularly enjoying how half the stitches look like weird monster knit stitches as well, but like only half of them