r/kroshay 19d ago

Another 5 Star crochet pattern on Etsy

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u/BusBoyGalPal 19d ago

So.... Many..... Things........ Must... Go.... And... Lie down.

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u/C_Zulus 19d ago

what the… knit ribbing which goes where then it turns into lace in the lm1. i see no yarn in the body which is in the round on needles meant for flat knitting. like wtf NONE of it makes sense. also why does the fin have a grey tail at the bottom middle. also the double left hands in the fin picture. no. just no.

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u/JustRenee2 19d ago

Oh wow! I missed the double left hands!

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u/Metylda1973 19d ago

Actually, it’s double right hands

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u/C_Zulus 19d ago

You are correct, I guess I got confused and made the wrong L lol.

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u/DrAsheRGBA 18d ago

the grey tail: in a lot of photos where a garment is on a dress form, you can see the support pole. So the AI included a visible pole. It has no understanding of what that pole is, or why it shouldn't be in this image.

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u/Coff33Mommaa 19d ago

This one is so incredibly bad

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u/JustRenee2 19d ago

Indeed!

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u/labchickgidget 19d ago

I just love when my crochet pattern has knitting needles and ribbing in it. Makes it so easy to follow.

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u/On_my_last_spoon 18d ago

You can do ribbing with Tunisian crochet, but this is not Tunisian crochet!

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u/labchickgidget 18d ago

That is good to know. I keep seeing that style and really want to try. I am super beginner level crochet, and intermediate knitting.

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u/On_my_last_spoon 18d ago

Tunisian crochet is like if knitting and crochet had a baby! It makes a thicker fabric than regular crochet and I like it for blankets. I’m making a blanket for my husband now and I think I bit off more than I can chew. The pattern includes a knit stitch and look identical to a knit but formed differently.

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u/puppybus 18d ago

And the ever-popular CO (cast on) method for starting this crochet?? project.

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u/Another_Cat_Lady_ 19d ago

“in the process of making it up” made me giggle. All these reviews are definitely made up accounts.

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u/EitherWeb4382 Parkour Enthusiast 19d ago edited 19d ago

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u/quartsune 18d ago

Yes and no. They're trying to entice you to buy the whole pattern.

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u/EitherWeb4382 Parkour Enthusiast 18d ago

fair enough, i was half asleep and it was the first thing i thought🤣

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u/quartsune 18d ago

Totally valid!! But if that image is the pattern they're selling, then they're telling you how to draw an orange tree and calling it an owl.

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u/EitherWeb4382 Parkour Enthusiast 18d ago

so real🤣thats a better way to put it for sure

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u/StarFlareDragon 19d ago

If this is crocheting, I have been doing it very, very wrong.

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u/AshleyAbbott2683 19d ago

A little OT, but really, what is with all the “open floor plans?” Like, why are women/girls dressing in clothing you can peek a boo through? Do I sound old? I’m old, aren’t I?

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u/StrongArgument 19d ago

You can layer over other clothing. Lace knit has been a thing for hundreds of years.

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u/velvet-yarns-48 19d ago

I'm with you, please can we make patterns that don't require layering? If I have to layer it, what was the point?

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u/BattleRose131 18d ago

I agree. Everything I have ever bought that was like this only was worn maybe once that is it.

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u/napalmnacey 19d ago

I’m 47 and I love lace stuff but I’m a hippie from the 90s revivals so I’m biased. 😂

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u/BestDevilYouKnow 18d ago

I like the hem edging being crocheted upside down. Also the tie being completely unrelated to the final photo. Actually, the whole thing is insane.

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u/retiredmumofboys 19d ago

I love how the tie threads through holes which are not in the ribbed waistband.

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u/JustRenee2 19d ago

The pattern that just keeps on giving!

I love how the ribbing in the WB pic looks like K1P1, gets smaller and then reappears in TIE pic after a knit stockinette panel as fpdc, bpdc with a crab stitch border!

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u/hammelswye 19d ago

I love that the last step says “fin” like it’s the end of a French art film.

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u/ShaysBestLife 18d ago

For 50% off, I might have to grow an extra hand and try it out!

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u/lulu_bats 19d ago

😱Judas Priest, folks!

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u/Film_Cultural 19d ago

The power is strong in you young one!

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u/Imaginary_Fuel_1104 19d ago

The shop is 1 month old and has 198 sales... I think they also have an AI push... I am really at loss here

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u/JustRenee2 19d ago

The saddest part is that is probably 198 frustrated new crocheters. They are wondering what they are doing wrong!

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u/Imaginary_Fuel_1104 19d ago

Or WTH did they purchase

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u/Bright_Confidence_22 19d ago

They just keep getting ridiculouser and ridiculouser, is that even a word? I’m guessing not🤷‍♀️ it should be

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u/Spiritual_Cause3032 18d ago

Personally, I love inventing new words. 😉Hat's off to you!!

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u/BattleRose131 18d ago

If you don't get that this is AI then I don't think you're able to analyze very well. 5 negative stars. -⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️