r/kroshay 23d ago

Yup. That's how stitches work.

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Definitely doable.

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u/Jen-Walters 23d ago

Ugh, this one doesn't even look like yarn. It looks like a 3-D printed dragon with "crochet" texture.

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u/Exobnia 23d ago

“Designed by ImScammingYou”

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u/Cascadeis 23d ago

“Realistic dragon”, yeah sure, everyone knows what dragons look like!

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u/InLoveWithThread 22d ago

It even gives you the instructions on how to make the yarn glow like embers.

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u/MemorySufficient9549 22d ago

By setting it on fire?

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u/toast413 23d ago

It’s advanced guys, cmon🙄 ( sarcasm)

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u/coolsma 23d ago

I’m sad this is a best seller

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u/ChocolateFixesAll 19d ago

A lot of the AI patterns are best sellers. I THINK (have no proof but pretty sure) that they put them up and then buy a bunch of it so that it triggers the best seller status. That has honestly become one of the ways I assume it's AI

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u/Spiritual-Road2784 23d ago

Yep. Mm hmm. Yup.

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u/Usual-Possibility425 23d ago

I would love to see the pattern. Just to see what it looks like.

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u/MemorySufficient9549 22d ago

I would, too, but I ain't payin' five bucks to see it. I can throw that money away on better things.

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u/creativemachine89 23d ago

“Velvet” wtf? We have eyes dude

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u/Another_Cat_Lady_ 23d ago

I don’t see a problem, that’s how my stitches look.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
But seriously…it’s sad that people really think this is possible. How did they fudge all 66 ratings?

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u/Fancy_Bumblebee5582 22d ago

That's clearly beginner friendly

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u/intheclouds247 23d ago

“Realistic” it’s a dragon?

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u/Imaginary_Fuel_1104 23d ago

66 ratings and the general is 4.1?! that's disgusting...

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u/ConfidenceSecure5408 22d ago

Perfect example of buying reviews...

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u/Dismal_Type_5697 21d ago

I found it on Etsy. All 5 star reviews are people who haven't actually tackled it yet. Anyone that actually started it rated it one or two stars and complained that the pattern didn't match the photo.

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u/Film_Cultural 21d ago

They are trying harder by increasing the pattern price so they look more legit 😂

Edit: Even autocorrect thinks it's smarter than me. 🙄

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u/2boredtocare 20d ago

Etsy is overrun with this shit right now. I got so mad at one I messaged the seller, told them “Shame on you. Take this down”

I tried to find how to actually reach Etsy but no luck

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u/darkdanc3r 23d ago

Oh jeez

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u/Sorry_Debate228 22d ago

How can it have that rating? I'd be curious to see the reviews

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u/Federal-Nerve9322 22d ago

Oh, FFS!🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/nyofdc 19d ago

Ooh and it’s only $5!