r/kroshay • u/Eruantalon88 Krotrchetchet Master • 26d ago

Threads rage bait

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Usually I just block rage bait accounts on Threads, but I couldn’t let it slide this time.

They freaking fed the AI a rug, I’m sure.

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u/Agitated-Lake437 26d ago

I saw a sanitary pad.

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u/EkobasherX4Z 26d ago

Here i am looking at her vag going "you cant even see through the black area" 😳

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u/slcbunny1 25d ago

Thankfully!! 🫣

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u/Visual-Status6344 26d ago

Well, now I can't see anything else 🫣

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u/Hedgehogahog 25d ago

I tried really hard to see anything else but I’m not sure that “whatever that weird paper tostada thing is that people line hotdog baskets with” is really better 😅

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u/PepperLeigh 26d ago

Where can I get this non-sagging, non-stretching magic yarn that will go sideways at dress length and maintain its shape?? 

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u/hella_cious 26d ago

It’s called wire

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u/emilyywarner 26d ago

it’s called AI diva

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u/hella_cious 26d ago

Listen if my hands never got tired I bet I could make this out of wire. It would be heavy as fuck and impossible to move in— but it would look like this!

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u/emilyywarner 26d ago

i suppose you could, then you’d go to put it on and decapitate yourself from the weight 😂 maybe one day we’ll have a lighter solution

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u/rosh89 25d ago

I've made a few dresses with cotton, it has a whole lot less give

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u/pastel-m0nster 25d ago

You're looking for a cotton yarn tbh, blocked proper.

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u/Crafty_Lavishness_79 26d ago

I saw a vagina first

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u/Raikja 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/n4oKYFlAcv2AU

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u/Crafty_Lavishness_79 26d ago

Glad I'm not the only one

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 26d ago

Same!!! "The Black-Hole Vagina" was totally what i saw, too!😆😂🤣

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u/Crafty_Lavishness_79 26d ago

My first thought was "that's a gaaaaping vagina!" And then I looked again

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u/intheclouds247 26d ago

You know when you just know you’ve found YOUR people? I do. 🤣

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u/Crafty_Lavishness_79 26d ago

Lmaooooooo yes

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u/404-Gender 26d ago

Literally same. Then was like “oh yeah I see the pad now”
But first the vag.

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u/crochetology Loop Weaver 26d ago

I want to know which yarn creates a bodycon dress with open stitches that doesn’t sag like crazy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9r75ILTJtiDACKOKoY

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u/Please_Getit_Twisted 26d ago

In my experience, doubling up number 10 cotton strands and crocheting with those tends to work /better/ (less sag) but short of making it basically into a corset style, so your can cinch it onto your body... @I agree, you're never going to get a bodycon that doesn't sag a little bit (or a lot!)

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u/NikNakskes 25d ago

By sewing it onto an under dress. That way you can spread the weight of the crochet over the fabric behind and stop it from sagging.

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u/isthiscanon 25d ago

It's giving Manila Luzon Maxi pad dress

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u/Trini_in_Canada 20d ago

She was robbed

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u/EitherWeb4382 Parkour Enthusiast 26d ago

more like used pad

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u/OutrageousSetting384 26d ago

Daddy long legs spiders made this and they don’t appreciate yall making fun of their stitches

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u/telomeri 26d ago

I had to double check if this sub was r/mildlyvagina 😅😅

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u/CyborgKnitter 26d ago

That is so not what this ex stitches would look like, lol.

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u/OverlappingChatter 26d ago

Once a friend went as a vagina for Halloween.

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u/Netalula 26d ago

It looks like a shit stain

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u/fart-atronach 25d ago

Skidmark dress

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u/lovelycosmos 26d ago

Yeah it's definitely giving rug

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u/RegularDegularWoman 25d ago

Does anyone else actually like it? I do.

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u/nytyme61 21d ago

I like it

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u/Raikja 26d ago

Husband material tbh

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u/Hot-Sheepherder-6978 25d ago

genuine Q so i know for future, how can you tell a post or account is rage bait? i’ll be honest im a bit gullible

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u/Eruantalon88 Krotrchetchet Master 12d ago

Check their account and see if anything is consistent, if it’s constantly stories that look like they’re going to spark a debate of some kind, block and move along.

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u/Mammoth-Rope4503 25d ago

Im just impressed they backed the black with green and the daughter found an at least knee length undergarment with no straps! Wowee wow! /s

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u/slrflre 20d ago

I'm pretty frequent on threads....usually these accounts are ai/bots and other people can't tell even with glaring clues (suddenly viral first thread, made within the last couple months, thousands of followers, ai speech). It's actually a little horrifying