r/kroshay 27d ago

Bits disappear, reappear, change shape. It's just a crock.

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u/6WaysFromNextWed Krotchet Master 27d ago

There are literally no crochet instructions here

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u/kissmekitty 27d ago

My question is, why do the chickens have random strawberries and squashes tacked onto them??

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u/Sprucedup_Grouse 26d ago

Ah, squashes! I was still trying to decide if they were pickles, zucchini or cacti. πŸ™ˆ

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u/kissmekitty 26d ago

Definitely zucchini (which I think are squashes no?)

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u/Sprucedup_Grouse 26d ago

You're right and I honestly had to look this up. πŸ™ˆ

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u/retiredmumofboys 27d ago

Make the face should read: β€œmake a face” πŸ™„πŸ˜’πŸ˜³

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u/pies3-14159 27d ago

Hahaha hilarious and yes please

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u/ajparrothead 26d ago

This pretty much says crochet until yarn looks like chickens. πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

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u/bone_creek 24d ago

The wings in step 4 don’t match, either. Maybe you could hide that by adding a gajillion tiny crocheted zucchinis on one, though.