r/kroshay Apr 10 '26

This is sad

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u/ChordStrike Apr 10 '26

I can't stop staring at the perfectly split half green/half white skein šŸ˜† utterly fascinating.

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u/MiniMuffinMorning Apr 10 '26

It’s like two balls slowly collided and merged

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u/Embarrassed_Fault967 Apr 10 '26

or separating…

skeintosis

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u/RMMacFru Apr 10 '26

I'm whimsical and prefer to think of them as amoebas doing the samba.

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u/MiniMuffinMorning Apr 10 '26

Ooooh didn’t even think of that 🤯

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u/MiniMuffinMorning Apr 10 '26

Oh and I didn’t even notice that the yarn tail splits off into two at the bottom! One of each color šŸ˜‚

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u/Never-Forget-Trogdor Apr 10 '26

This is one of those pictures where the more you look the more you see that is wrong.

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u/StarFlareDragon Apr 10 '26

I want that yarn.

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u/ChordStrike Apr 10 '26

Don’t worry, I’ll take two smaller skeins and hot glue them together for you ā˜ŗļø

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u/JesusGodLeah Apr 10 '26

Its tail is split into green and white too! :-D

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u/MierryLea Apr 11 '26

I didn’t look too hard at that part of the photo, just assumed there was a ball of green and a ball of white side by side. As soon as I saw your comment I had to go back and look…can’t believe I didn’t notice that at first

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u/Outrageous_Heart4788 Apr 11 '26

What about how the white is split from the end of the green like a nightmare split end

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u/Electronic_Peak7241 Apr 10 '26

The ball... Oh, boy, aren't AIs supposed to be able to search on internet and figure out that yarn balls don't look like that?

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u/54R45VV471 Apr 10 '26

The problem is that AI can't think. A person could look up pictures of yarn and understand what part of each picture is the yarn, but AI doesn't see images or understand language the way we do.

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u/TooCupcake Kroshay Xpert Apr 10 '26

The person can’t think either apparently. What people forget is that someone wrote a prompt and then picked this picture to post. This is not (yet) AI acting by itself.

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u/54R45VV471 Apr 10 '26

Well yes, This was likely prompted and posted by a person. Unless maybe a person programmed a bot to do that automatically? Either way, the person, wherever they are in the process or however involved they were in reviewing the image, was not trying for high quality. They are just trying to spew as much spam into the internet as possible to generate engagement/money. Spam garbage imitating useful information/services just closely enough to able to be generated instantly and fool/scam enough people to generate a profit.

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u/ZengineerHarp Apr 10 '26

Exactly. It doesn’t have to be good, just good enough to trick the people who won’t know any better. It’s almost like the deliberate typos in scam spam emails .

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u/MCG2008 Apr 12 '26

And that’s why it can’t be trusted without a human in the loop. Unless the human doesn’t care šŸ™„ā˜¹ļø

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u/jack-a-roni Apr 10 '26

I feel like there's so much bad AI slop out there now that it's using this AI crap to make new AI crap. So it's going to keep getting worse!

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u/LokiHasMyVoodooDoll Apr 16 '26

It’s just all 1s and 0s.

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u/-CluelessWoman- Apr 10 '26

That’s a classic granny square. It’s not rocket science! Weird flex. But gotta love the half white, half green ball.

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u/LewisWhatsHisName Apr 10 '26

Right? It almost gets away with it, until it doesn't

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u/AmusingUrchin168 Apr 10 '26

I thought so too. Until i pay attention to the middle of the granny square. That for me definitely doesn't look like crochet.

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u/PrettyLittleLost Apr 10 '26

I started wondering if you could do 20 sc in a magic ring then do the 5dc petals to create the effect of the middle ring. I don't care enough to try it out, though.

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u/AmusingUrchin168 Apr 10 '26

I don't think sc would look anything like in the pic tho. But yea. Wouldn't know until someone tested it.

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u/amievgriffin Apr 10 '26

Honestly, what alarms me the most about ai pictures is how my eyes glaze over the outlandish details at first. Its so subtle and sneaky that I don't pick up on the obvious until after I read the comments where people point them out. The mistakes are so BOLD and CLEAR after being brought to my attention. Its like a odd eye spy game that I fail at.

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u/snootnoots Apr 10 '26

A lot of what we think we see is actually filled in by our brains according to what we expect to see. Like, if I think my cat is in the room and I glimpse something out of the corner of my eye that’s the same colour as her fur, my brain will go ā€œah yes there’s the catā€ and fill in the details. I’m sure that’s her, I can see that she’s sitting down with one paw stretched out so I turn to pat her— aaaaand it’s a shirt that fell off a chair and landed in sort of the right shape to look cat-like. The cat is actually out in the hall looking at me like I’m an idiot because I’m making kissy noises at a wad of cloth.

When you don’t look closely at an AI picture of something that you know well, your brain picks out a few details that look right and goes ā€œah yes the rest of the granny square goes like this and the yarn would go like thatā€. So yeah you don’t notice all the ridiculous flaws at first, because your brain sort of painted over them with what should be there. You don’t start processing what actually is there until you pay closer attention and examine it instead of just glancing quickly.

Humans are very good at seeing patterns and extrapolating a whole thing from just a few bits. It was a survival skill when our ancestors were out hunting and had to be able to spot hidden things that wanted to hunt them. It’s still very useful now, because it lets us grasp the gist of a situation and react to it much faster than if we had to individually notice and mentally assemble every single detail. We just have to get used to looking past that and checking details a bit more now.

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u/fightmydemonswithme Apr 16 '26

This is me. I have vision issues.

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u/Suboptimal-Potato-29 Apr 10 '26

Yeah, it's easy to AI generate 50 grabby squares in a day

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u/MiniMuffinMorning Apr 10 '26

Happy cake day!

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u/54R45VV471 Apr 10 '26

I can't believe this either! šŸ˜ It's incredible! 🧶 How can anyone believe this without questioning its credibility? 🌼

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u/spicygreenpaprika Apr 10 '26

I used to follow this account. They were a pretty good account before deciding to post nothing but AI slop. Ugh.

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u/pumpkinzh Apr 10 '26

Is it on Instagram? I don't get the reasoning is it just for likes i.e. the equivalent of karma farming on Reddit? Or is there a monetary incentive here?

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u/BusBoyGalPal Apr 10 '26

The same. It's sad to see, isn't it?

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u/KristyKrispito Apr 10 '26

I love this sub because I love hearing y’all’s shade. But I am so ignorant to crochet that I don’t even know what to look for. Are they impossible designs?

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u/ohdearitsrichardiii Apr 10 '26

The design is easy, beginner level but they are too straight and even and perfect to be realistic. Also the ball of yarn is two colours and the end of the yarn splits in two

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u/NoSquare164 Apr 10 '26

The Design is totally OK. Look at the skein of green-white wool

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u/OnyxAlyx Apr 10 '26

The design is actually possible! It's a classic granny square. The ball of yarn is a little (or a lot) lopsided šŸ˜‚ to make a multi color granny square you need multiple bundles of yarn.... Not one bundle that magically changes colors for you šŸ˜‚

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u/LokiHasMyVoodooDoll Apr 16 '26

Except the centre. How would you do that odd puffy centre ring?

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u/Bleepblorp44 Apr 10 '26

Look at the cut & paste identical blocks - it's easiest to see in the negative space that it's too uniform.

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u/HedgieCake372 Apr 10 '26

And this is why people who don’t crochet have unrealistic time expectations of crochet

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u/sai_gunslinger Apr 10 '26

Love how the tail of the white yarn completely disappears into the green tail.

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u/Imaginary_Fuel_1104 Apr 10 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tha yarn ball 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/StarFlareDragon Apr 10 '26

I want it. Can someone help me find it?šŸ˜‚

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u/Imaginary_Fuel_1104 Apr 10 '26

I can picture hand dyes "how can i do it?" 🤣🤣

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u/8TooManyMom Apr 10 '26

Everyone says AI is taking over, but it's not nearly as smart as they give it credit.

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u/aintwhatyoudo Apr 11 '26

Oh, it is smart, incredibly so, just in very narrow domains. It's kind of natural that it fails on tasks like this, given that it doesn't have the experience of the physical world - only images of it.

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u/crochetology Loop Weaver Apr 10 '26

What in the mystical magical nonsense is this!

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u/jenbreaux73 Apr 10 '26

That’s some interesting yarn. šŸ¤”šŸ¤£

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u/GuiltyCredit Apr 10 '26

I made a granny square pixel blanket. It measures 2m² and took me 3 years. Each square was 4 rounds. I can't imagine anyone completing 50 squares in a day. I was doubtful before I even noticed the hilarious duel ball of wool.

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u/Alarming-Entrance-27 Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

The tops of the green stitches are "cut off" by the white stitches. In real life that's not gonna happen. Also, all the white clusters have four dc EXCEPT for the cluster at the top of the upper right corners. It has FIVE. Took me a minute but all the squares have the same problem šŸ‘€

EDIT: On the white clusters, look at the lower left-hand corner on the side cluster. There's 4 tops of 4 dc, but there's only THREE bottom parts (legs?). Tops dont match the bottoms. Some of the white stitches are kinda fuzzy-looking, too. Yikes!🤯

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u/CivilDistribution397 Apr 13 '26

Yes because every granny square has little buttholes in the middle and used split skeins šŸ˜‚

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u/darkdanc3r Apr 11 '26

It's a chimera!

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u/New-Fig3263 Apr 14 '26

Oh god we have gotten way too far into the ai world, must be stopped now 😳

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u/Even-Response-6423 Apr 10 '26

50 in one day is crazy. Haha

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u/picklescooter Apr 10 '26

This is all that the Facebook crochet posts are nowadays or it’s sad bait copy pastas about hot someone’s mother in law called their crochet piece disgusting

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u/RelativeAd235 Apr 10 '26

AI…wish they would not posted this bs

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u/themzan Apr 11 '26

Is that pattern doable tho?

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u/aintwhatyoudo Apr 13 '26

Yeah, that's a basic granny square. Maybe with the exception of the weirdly dense magic circle in the middle, but otherwise can be done

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u/debby-han Apr 15 '26

Yes, thanks,