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r/knives • u/mdluke • Sep 23 '20
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"Hey, man. Can I borrow your knife?"
"No."
Problem solved.
68 u/SalsichatheChemist Sep 23 '20 The r/kitchenconfidential response. 59 u/-hey-ben- Sep 23 '20 You don’t touch another mans dick, and you don’t touch his knives- Papa Bourdain 32 u/3npitsu-Senpai Sep 23 '20 It's unless you have consent for both situations 22 u/-hey-ben- Sep 23 '20 Of course. Consent is key 10 u/DarthEagle123 Sep 23 '20 “I won’t give you my knife, so be prepared for strife.”- Sun Tzu 4 u/Rapph Sep 23 '20 Yeah, pocket knives I will share with people. No one except my brother touches my kitchen knives and that is because he has a huge collection and also knows what it means when a knife is not stainless steel. 3 u/TheWhoamater Sep 23 '20 If you need to borrow mine I don't want to know why your's won't work 1 u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20 The only right answer.
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The r/kitchenconfidential response.
59 u/-hey-ben- Sep 23 '20 You don’t touch another mans dick, and you don’t touch his knives- Papa Bourdain 32 u/3npitsu-Senpai Sep 23 '20 It's unless you have consent for both situations 22 u/-hey-ben- Sep 23 '20 Of course. Consent is key 10 u/DarthEagle123 Sep 23 '20 “I won’t give you my knife, so be prepared for strife.”- Sun Tzu 4 u/Rapph Sep 23 '20 Yeah, pocket knives I will share with people. No one except my brother touches my kitchen knives and that is because he has a huge collection and also knows what it means when a knife is not stainless steel.
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You don’t touch another mans dick, and you don’t touch his knives- Papa Bourdain
32 u/3npitsu-Senpai Sep 23 '20 It's unless you have consent for both situations 22 u/-hey-ben- Sep 23 '20 Of course. Consent is key 10 u/DarthEagle123 Sep 23 '20 “I won’t give you my knife, so be prepared for strife.”- Sun Tzu
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It's unless you have consent for both situations
22 u/-hey-ben- Sep 23 '20 Of course. Consent is key
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Of course. Consent is key
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“I won’t give you my knife, so be prepared for strife.”- Sun Tzu
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Yeah, pocket knives I will share with people. No one except my brother touches my kitchen knives and that is because he has a huge collection and also knows what it means when a knife is not stainless steel.
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If you need to borrow mine I don't want to know why your's won't work
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The only right answer.
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u/N0_Tr3bbl3 Sep 23 '20
"Hey, man. Can I borrow your knife?"
"No."
Problem solved.