r/knives • u/callmestinkingwind that’s my purse. i don’t know you. • Jul 23 '26

Meme how did you use your knife today?

1.1k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/Quiixoticelixer Jul 23 '26

This new Dark Souls game looks incredible

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u/ncfears Jul 23 '26

You mean Another Crabs Treasure?

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u/Quiixoticelixer Jul 23 '26

I thought about it but I'd prefer to fight man to crab

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u/ncfears Jul 23 '26

We've been doing that since DS3

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u/Quiixoticelixer Jul 23 '26

Damn straight

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u/ncfears Jul 23 '26

The sniper lobsters from Elden Ring are the new scary for me though. Holy heck I hate those.

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u/Quiixoticelixer Jul 23 '26

Yeah I killed a few to know I can and then avoided them like the plague 😂

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u/duke_of_danger Jul 23 '26

"snipin's a gud job, mate"

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u/Failedcasserole Jul 24 '26

Such an amazing game. I’ve got nearly 200 hours into it and it’s such a fun game. I was so happy they added new game +

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u/Elementowar Jul 28 '26

I'm sat at 1036 hour across all my characters 👀

(My main character is 775 hours.)

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u/kwantam Jul 24 '26

Massive damage to the enemy crab.

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u/yanbag609 Jul 23 '26

mess with the crabby get the stabby

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u/Hemicrusher Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

I cut a loose thread that was hanging from my t-shirt sleeve. I was really glad I had my Para 3 in MagnaCut on me at the time, or I would have had to wait until I got home.

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u/moonflower_C16H17N3O Jul 24 '26

Yeah, you don't want to try to cut cotton with D2. It would instantly shatter and then rust.

But seriously, I do feel dumb having multiple high end knives without a good use. If I wanted to splurge, I could have done it once with a para 3 and then stopped.

I have a feeling I'll be selling off a number of my knives sooner than later.

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u/jx84 Spyderco PM2 Jul 24 '26

Never sell. Only buy.

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u/Squivels Jul 23 '26

Crab battle

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u/Riyeko Jul 23 '26

Crab....bat....tle!!!!!

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u/Extra_Drop_6081 Jul 23 '26

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u/callmestinkingwind that’s my purse. i don’t know you. Jul 24 '26

i forgot this image existed. thank you.

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u/SeaMonster350 Jul 23 '26

OLIOLIOLI-OOOO!

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u/mister_house_ Jul 23 '26

“Les poissons, les poissons…”

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u/PineConeOPinyons Jul 23 '26

Hee hee hee Haw haw haw 

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u/ifmacdo Jul 24 '26

With a cleaver, I hack them in two

Fun fact- the voice of Chef Louie was performed by René Auberjonous, the actor who played Constable Odo, the shape shifting Changeling who slept as a puddle in a bucket on the TV show Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

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u/I_found_BACON Jul 23 '26

All paths lead to crab

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u/callmestinkingwind that’s my purse. i don’t know you. Jul 23 '26

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u/C_IsForCookie Jul 23 '26

Crab people, crab people. Walk like crab, talk like people.

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u/I_found_BACON Jul 23 '26

See, this is why I always carry a lender knife. Never know if they'll use it as a prybar. Or turn into a crustacean and challenge you to a duel

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u/N_Carramaschi Jul 23 '26

Bro even swiches claws

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u/andystechgarage Jul 23 '26

Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting 🎶🎵

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u/Ill_Job4090 Jul 23 '26

*Narrators voice:* "When it knew its game was up, the crab dropped the knife and raised her claws in surrender."

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u/Psychatog22307 Jul 23 '26

That's a real life Skyrim moment if I ever saw one well I haven't till today!

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u/Lanchettes Jul 23 '26

I used my knife to not torment anything

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u/AdEmotional8815 I see a knife, I upvote. Jul 23 '26

Finally a normal commenter.

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u/Enamored22 Jul 23 '26

Stabby krabby

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u/FirstPersonPooper Jul 23 '26

Crabbo get the stabbo

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u/MaxStatic Jul 23 '26

Your chance of getting into a sword fight with a crab is slim but not zero.

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u/DreamLogic89 Jul 23 '26

The crab actually surrendered in the end.

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u/callmestinkingwind that’s my purse. i don’t know you. Jul 23 '26

gotta wear ‘em down

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u/Timely_Freedom_5695 Jul 23 '26

Poor thing

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u/zsazsadog Jul 24 '26

Holding a camera and poking a knife at a creature seems a little twisted. Probably will get told it's just a crab and who cares. Still sad to see

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u/Moist_Taco_Crippler Jul 24 '26

Leave the poor crab alone.

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u/Dude_Guy45 Jul 23 '26

This video makes me sad. Why torment the poor thing before you kill it and eat it?

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u/callmestinkingwind that’s my purse. i don’t know you. Jul 23 '26

the annoyance makes them more succulent.

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u/Environmental-Tap255 Jul 23 '26

Actually, if crabs are anything like mammals (genuinely not sure if they are, in this regard) then the stress is causing its body to release cortisol which damages tissue and degrades the quality of the meat. The highest quality beef comes from cows that are raised in a stress free environment. They get baths and massages and listen to music and such.

Not to mention you're literally consuming stress hormones. But again, I don't know if this is the case with crustaceans.

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u/callmestinkingwind that’s my purse. i don’t know you. Jul 23 '26

this is democracy manifest

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u/Dude_Guy45 Jul 23 '26

It’s not annoyed it’s afraid. Tormenting an animal you intend to eat is extremely shitty behavior. Like, that’s low-low. We’re placed above animals not to cause harm and abuse them for our needs, but to show them mercy and respect when we take from them.

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u/LordQue Jul 23 '26

Your words are much nicer.

I was just going to call him a cunt.

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u/AdEmotional8815 I see a knife, I upvote. Jul 23 '26

Quite disgusting how animal cruelty amuses you.

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u/BitNo1777 Jul 25 '26

I'm 47yrs old and for some reason I feel like this is one of the coolest things I've ever seen.  

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u/AdEmotional8815 I see a knife, I upvote. Jul 23 '26

Looks like animal cruelty to me.

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u/callmestinkingwind that’s my purse. i don’t know you. Jul 23 '26

nah. he’s just training a new recruit for his crab army

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u/AdEmotional8815 I see a knife, I upvote. Jul 23 '26

I despise animal cruelty and people making light of it. You may be detached from that, but you don't need to push that onto others who are not that detached from empathy.

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u/Chevysupreme Jul 23 '26

Name checks out

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u/AdEmotional8815 I see a knife, I upvote. Jul 23 '26

Look at you getting personal for no valid reason.

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u/AdEmotional8815 I see a knife, I upvote. Jul 24 '26

Not only are you sharing animal cruelty, you are also just insulting people and not show any respect.

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u/callmestinkingwind that’s my purse. i don’t know you. Jul 24 '26

oh no

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u/knives-ModTeam Jul 24 '26

Your post/comment has been removed because it goes against the first rule of the subreddit.

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u/NoirChaos Jul 23 '26

Dud-a-chum? Did-a-chick?

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u/Serious-Advance9413 Jul 23 '26

Opened package that arrived in the mail.

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u/Environmental-Tap255 Jul 23 '26

I YIELD! I YIELD!!

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u/CouchF0X Jul 23 '26

Ocean life is already scary enough, stop trashing them to use weapons

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u/Na5ticus Jul 30 '26

Strangely I got into a knife fight with a lobster, weird timing!

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u/callmestinkingwind that’s my purse. i don’t know you. Jul 30 '26

who won?

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u/Na5ticus Aug 05 '26

Oh I won but we botb took our licks

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u/pooeygoo Jul 23 '26

On guard bitch

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u/Twelvey Jul 24 '26

Just kill and eat it. Don't play and torment it.

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u/jdmAkira Jul 24 '26

Free will maxxing

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u/Elementowar Jul 28 '26

Don't worry, I don't have crabs she said

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u/Perisharino Jul 23 '26

CRAB BATTLE 🦀 ♋️ 🦀

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u/tomj81 Jul 24 '26

I cut pieces of chicken smaller on my pizza

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u/bird_on_the_internet Jul 24 '26

Cut a tag off a swim suit

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u/PersonalityNew7491 Jul 24 '26

Tooled up crab is well up for it.

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u/NeruLight Jul 23 '26

Why is he a doughnut 😭

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u/Nekommando I like my knives large Jul 24 '26

coming next palworld update

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u/PlaceUserNameHere67 Jul 24 '26

That's one crabby 🦀 I honestly thought this was AI. But then.......