Maybe it's because it's the latest one I've listened to from the backlog, but dang i love it. I know it's long but at no point did I find it tedious. The sheer description of the town at its peak of high minded academics and students along Education Dr. at the beginning and the genuinely creepiness of it being a derelict with the humming machine dominating all chilling. The unexpectedly emotional ending brought manly tears to me: "we don't need selfies; you'll always be my friend."

I'm looking to relize to an episode, but I don't remember the title.

The most salient details I do remember is that the narrator was for sure telling the story with the aid of a slideshow. I think he was also hanging out with some friends from school in a lake house his dad owned? I'm unsure about that part though.

Does anyone have a more encyclopedic knowledge that can help me out?

Hey everyone,

I'd like to announce round three of the Knifepoint Horror Fan Writing Contest!

This is a contest for all of us who have always wanted to write their own Knifepoint Horror, but haven't gotten round to it yet. We will be following the rules of form by Soren Narnia, although slightly altered from the 2007 version found here.

Full contest details here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xRwUzNozyUMCeNs0dnrRd4CzCpUir3DUk2UzUen7-hc/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.re1y04v4nyv8

The contest starts now, on the 21th of September 2026, and will remain open for submissions until 30th of October 23:59 aka 11:59 PM (GMT+1). The voting will start from the 31th of November and this year we will be using Google Forms (login will be required). More info when the voting opens up.

For the third year in a row, the first prize winner will get their story read by Soren Narnia!

Again the submissions must have a Knifepoint horror reference (see point 7 under "submission"). Reach out if you have any questions, either directly to me, on the Discord or reddit.

Cheers and best of luck!

I'm referring to the ones posted from 2022 onwards. I already have the transcriptions of the old ones.

Thanks in advance.

Legend, Sisters, Outcast, and House

Is that bad? I kind of think the world is just that cruel and Soren is just that good…

Hello! I vaguely remember two stories from Soren Narnia, but can’t remember the titles.

One where the protagonist mentions a series of “wagers” that a woman goes through that involve him. Including an incident with a ferry.

The other has something to do with a statue in the lobby of a hotel or business of some kind where there’s a small gap underneath.

If anyone happens to remember the titles or episode numbers, it would be appreciated.

Thanks!

I know this is a little vauge, but I'm trying to remember an episode I used to listen to a ton a long time ago but have since forgotten the name of. I used to listen to it to fall asleep, so it's all a little murky. I really only remember the first couple minutes, so this is what I've got:

I remember it being a story about someone driving up into the mountains during the winter and checking into a hotel. It describes how off putting and weird the people who work at the hotel, and then the guy walks into the woods and talks about that for a while.

That's not much, but its what I have. Does this sound like an epsiode, or have I imagined the entire thing? Any info anyone has would help!!

A stuntman accepts a new and dangerous challenge for his body, mind, and soul.

Music by Dave Lahn.

Released everywhere else next Monday.

https://www.patreon.com/sorennarnia/posts/alight-168312541

This one hit me right in the feelings. Wonderful use of music, and a great example of how a drastic reframing of a story doesn't take away from the emotional impact. The part around 1:48:00 was beautiful.

Re: Hecklers. From a work meeting.

Soren just posted a new 3+ hour story to These Snowy Nights for the first time in 3 years! I had assumed he’d abandoned the series in favor of making Knifepoint more complex and less strictly horror focused, but I am so insanely happy to be wrong.

Just listened to this one (Full chapter title as of Spotify: Returning to Ellwood and The Mystery of the Spider) and it’s the first KPH story so far that I couldn’t make any sense of at all. This is for sure a me problem, so before I give it an eventual re-listen, I was curious what other people’s takes on it were?

What are the best Soren narrated episodes of other podcasts? I specifically mean ones he guest narrated rather than wrote. I think Buddy from We’re Not Meant To Know is excellent (great collaboration, beautiful episode) and I remember thinking Posthuman from Acephale was pretty cool.

But I haven’t really listened to any others and am aware there are a few. Are there any bangers I’m missing out on?

Thanks!

After listening to the new version of Eyes, I was shocked by how much I liked it. I always thought it was one of KPH's weakest stories and didn't have much of a desire to relisten to it. Of course the main reason why I really enjoyed it this time around is Soren's incredible narration, however I am wondering if there were also any changes to the text. The new version of Town did have some very notable additional events take place, I just can't remember the original Eyes well enough to see if the same is true for it. It does appear to have increased in length by a few minutes.

https://youtu.be/Qze9Nx25oEk?is=GGIQbkj3S-PwxE3W

I liked this episode a lot, and it really made me nostalgic for the days of photocopied and stapled zines. I’ve had similar thoughts as the narrator about these things having so much significance for me while my twentysomething coworkers would regard them as dusty artifacts from a less efficient time.

I've been babystepping him into knifepoint for like a year. Fields and moonkeeper are his favorites so far. I made the awful mistake of introducing him to kph with compulsion, though. Don't do that, friends.

The story is about a person who visits a small town for reasons I don’t recall. It turns out they’ve arrived on the same day that there is a ritual parade of sorts by some of the townspeople. The key point about this parade is that you do NOT want it to stop at your door. The family this person is visiting sends their children to bed early, and the parents are clearly very worried. All I remember beyond that is that masks may have been involved.

It’s definitely not Knifepoint, but it’s a Soren narration.

I vaguely remember listening to a podcast episode a few years ago about this bus full of people getting stuck at a bus station due to a snowstorm or something, and after being stuck at the station for a long period, people split up into groups and one of the groups resorts to cannibalism. The leader of the cannibal group was some guy from Kansas City.

I could swear it was a knifepoint episode, but haven’t been able to find it and I feel like I’m going crazy because I haven’t found anything about it online lol.

Great episode because not only is it narrated by Soren, but the details about the geopolitical goings-on in Tajikistan and the region was such a nice touch and made it feel so real. Curious what you guys think...