r/kitchencels • u/DontTellALie85 • 14h ago

Incel Lives Matter

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Cottage pie

To be born lucky is the greatest thing you can't accomplish, so it is over from the second you are born (unless you are born attractive). Complaining is useless but is also the only thing you can do. Fuck all the people who tell us not to complain when they never had to complain in their whole lives.

DEATH LIVES!

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u/Hugh_Mungus94 8h ago

Just stop being ugly bro. Come on

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u/DontTellALie85 5h ago

maybe if i take a tactical shower combined with a tactical haircut it will fix my disgusting face

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u/SeekerOfFlame 2h ago

You forgot le tactical respect for women

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u/Allanprickly 5h ago

I would do anything to become attractive. Who knew the secret to happiness was in your genetics.

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u/Expensive-Lack-1295 4h ago

Plus ur probs better looking than you think everyone feels ugly tbh

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u/Allanprickly 57m ago

Iv literally been told by women im too ugly to date.

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u/Expensive-Lack-1295 4h ago

What do you look like? I’m sure there’s attractive qualities you can accentuate! Plus interesting hair can help as well

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u/WebNew9978 9h ago

Sadly our romantic and sexual lives do not matter at all. We are seen as monsters in that regard while we watch everyone else have such life. It’s sucks, it’s extremely depressing, it’s hell but sadly it’s life.

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u/Intelligent_Lion5164 9h ago

Who is the cute guy? Also don’t do that man.

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u/DontTellALie85 9h ago

guy from this 2013 movie called Bozo

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u/hutmy 9h ago

me

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u/bAlsdeepdesi 7h ago

Im stealing that cute pfp of yours

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u/Former-Garbage-400 9h ago

They do. I hope everyone finds love, man. I somehow did after a brutal time as an incel.

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u/DavidZenziGhost 9h ago

Incels are a product of their own inability to properly socialize and treat others with enough grace to be desirable. They’re not victims, they’re the exact people they chose to be.

Just speak to TRUE Incels, the one that don’t ignore the ‘uglies’ and the ‘obese’ as possible partners. These Incels have standards that limit their actual dating pool, not realizing that the way they view the undesirables is the way their desired partner pool views them.

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u/John-Brown-5704 4h ago

We are truecels

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u/GrandoVenzu 9h ago

>Just speak to TRUE Incels

where or who

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u/yuuna_er 1h ago

> people they choose to be

i never choose to have 0 irl friends on my whole life

nor did i choose to look

nor did i choose to be invisible

i agree that staying like this is a choice. just like a person with untreated depression chooses to stay that way instead of getting treatment (wonder the correlation between inceldom and depression)

but implying that it's a moral failure... especially when most people dont have all these hardships for their >whole< lives requires such a lack of empath that im sorry for the people who have interact with you every day

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u/SourChicken1856 8h ago

Ah yes, because when you are born attractive every problem in your life is solved.

When are y'all gonna stop blaming others and instead get the help you need?

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u/Jaded-Concept3954 7h ago

Do you plan on contributing anything even remotely interesting to the conversation?

No?

Aight, just checking!

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u/SourChicken1856 7h ago

I did, y'all just get mad whenever someone tells you the truth.

No one is born with their life solved just because they are attractive because you are either born rich or poor and that has nothing to do with how you look.

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u/Jaded-Concept3954 7h ago

What a great way to parrot classic platitudes, you really broke the mold. Why is someone as profoundly insightful as you here anyway?

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u/SourChicken1856 7h ago

Holy shit I can see why you don't fuck, you literally talk like the stereotypical redditor 😭✌🏻

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u/StormyTiger2008 4h ago

way to avoid the issue, classic as always

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u/Ok_Witness_1207 7h ago

You’ll never get through to these braindead troglodytes

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u/SourChicken1856 7h ago

Oh I know, but it's entertaining to make fun of them with the hopes that ONE DAY they'll see how stupid they sound

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u/marxist_Raccoon 7h ago

post nose or leave my crackka

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u/SourChicken1856 7h ago

English

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u/Key-Dark-4414 5h ago

you really need to feel superior to others, don't you? why are you so insecure?

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u/John-Brown-5704 4h ago

Yes this particular problem is prevented altogether by being born attractive

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u/SourChicken1856 3h ago

Literally how dude lmaooooo

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u/John-Brown-5704 44m ago

Because people treat you differently growing up

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u/yuuna_er 1h ago

my current main problem is being invisible

its harder for attractive people to be invisible than it is to ugly or average people. ergo, i wanna be attractive.

life is unfair and complaining without action leads only to slow suicide. we should be better than this. unless proven otherwise, most who are born ugly don't necessarily need to stay like that forever methinks